Science Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist

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By Ben Cost
Published April 25, 2024, 7:15 p.m. ET


Call it perfume-ative hygiene.

Experts say the daily shower has no proven health benefit, dismissing the dousing as a socially-accepted practice geared toward staving off accusations of funkiness — as A-listers like Jake Gyllenhaal to Mila Kunis admit they’ve been saying no to the nozzle.

“Why are we washing? Mostly because we’re afraid somebody else will tell us that we’re smelling,” environmentalist Donnachadh McCarthy told the BBC.

The “Prostitute State” author only hoses off once per month to help the environment — a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.

Every other morning, McCarthy told a reporter, he opts instead for a wash at the sink, using a cloth to give his body a good scrub.

And while abstaining from daily showers might seem like antisocial behavior, medical experts are inclined to lean toward agreeing with earthy types like McCarthy, saying that the modern obsession with cleanliness can actually be hazardous to one’s health.

Manhattan dermatologist Dr. Julie Russak previously told The Post that prolonged and daily showers could strip away the “skin’s microbiome,” which plays a role in protecting the skin and is “also extremely important in overall health of the body.”

Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria.

When asked about addressing critics, he told Vice: “Tell anyone who mocks you that they are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome, and then walk away.”

The anti-splash backlash comes as people are actually showering more than ever before.

In 2021, researchers at Harvard Health found that 66% of Americans shower every day, while a 2005 report claims that it is common for Brits to shower once or twice per day.

“We wash our bodies so much more than we did in the past,” Dale Southerton, Professor of Sociology of Consumption at the University of Bristol, who co-authored the report, told the Beeb.

“The change has mostly come about over the past 100 years, and it was not planned. In fact, it seems to have happened almost by accident.”

Experts have chalked up this phenomenon to the increasing prevalence of showers, which became common in US homes circa the 1920s — and in their across the pond counterparts in the 1950s.

“If you go 100 years back, we didn’t shower every day, because the shower was not a normal thing to have,” Professor Kristen Gram-Hanssen from the Department of the Build Environment of Aalborg University in Denmark declared.

“We don’t shower because of health. We shower because it’s a normal thing to do.”

Throw in the societal stigma of not showering, and it’s no secret people are irrigating their epidermises on the reg.

Sally Bloomfield, honorary professor at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine claimed that people shower every day because it’s “socially acceptable.”

So how much should you really shower? That depends.

“There is no one-size-fits-all approach when it comes to washing skin and hair,” Seattle dermatologist Joyce Park told The New York Times in a 2023 report.

“The ideal frequency depends on your skin and hair type, how much you sweat and how dirty you get.”

Experts advise people who have drier skin — or suffer from conditions such as eczema — to take shorter, less frequent showers, as this can damage their aforementioned skin microbiome.

If one does feel the need to shower daily — after work or a workout — they should focus “only in the areas that have higher concentrations of sweat accumulation,” Dr. Russak explained.
 
Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria.

When asked about addressing critics, he told Vice: “Tell anyone who mocks you that they are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome, and then walk away.”
"Dude, you fuckin' reek!"
"Ackshually, you are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome." *walks away*
 
Experts say the daily shower has no proven health benefit, dismissing the dousing as a socially-accepted practice geared toward staving off accusations of funkiness — as A-listers like Jake Gyllenhaal to Mila Kunis admit they’ve been saying no to the nozzle.

health benefit? I just don't like being covered in a thick layer of skin oils and smelling like shit

The “Prostitute State” author only hoses off once per month to help the environment — a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.

cool. please don't stand near me or enter a closed room with me, ever.

want to point out the irony of the personal hygiene "expert" being the guy who showers less often than a fucking hobo
 
“The ideal frequency depends on your skin and hair type, how much you sweat and how dirty you get.”

Experts advise people who have drier skin — or suffer from conditions such as eczema — to take shorter, less frequent showers, as this can damage their aforementioned skin microbiome.

If one does feel the need to shower daily — after work or a workout — they should focus “only in the areas that have higher concentrations of sweat accumulation,” Dr. Russak explained.

Okay so aside from spotting the easter egg in the article, this is basically 'it's actually racist to say that niggers don't shower even when it's very clear that they do not, in fact, shower.'

There's also the mild undercurrent going through a lot of normalization and distractions efforts that this is all for your health. 'Stop showering and staying clean, it's better for your health if you don't' can go right in the bag along with eating bugs and other hoodoo passed off as science as one shitty study metastasizes out of its intended pen into other areas of research.
 
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Holy fucking mystery meat. No wonder he doesn't want to shower.
 
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"Dude, you fuckin' reek!"
"Ackshually, you are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome." *walks away*
This is funny enough that it genuinely makes the rest of this post harder.

So this is more boiling of the frog to 'save the environment by using less water', in a country who's water network is gushing more than your mother in my presence, and subject to droughts.
Not exactly - this is one of those half-truths wherein the experts are correct, and then an obese woman accepts a bribe to use it as justification for inhumane atrocities.

Good health is the main factor, and if you are in good health, "good bacteria" outbreed "bad bacteria" - think of it as a small extension of your body. They're not "good" or "bad" - it's like a spider eating a fly, your skin will never be sterile and you should focus on keeping harmful pathogens as far away as possible. Since bacteria compete for space and food, your best option is to make sure that space is occupied by harmless, or beneficial, organisms.

It's more like keeping a nest of owls - owls are not exactly friendly, but they do eat other pests.
 
Experts advise people who have drier skin — or suffer from conditions such as eczema — to take shorter, less frequent showers, as this can damage their aforementioned skin microbiome.
the only thing i agree with this article. I knew of one poor SOB who had constantly dry skin and after every shower the poor bastard peeled like crazy,.He couldnt shower more often than every other day , he never smelled bad but was in world of hurt if he showered every day. Every summer was hell for him .
 
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