Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Last night, JM was specualting that her laptop screen might be broke. You can hear NAL say she can't use her laptop in this fight. She said she can't get a job because her laptop is broken, and she's telling her mom she can't use her phone.
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Looks like she and Cobes can also bond over breaking their phones and computers all the time. Speaking of which, do we have an official killcount of Josh's iMacs. I know he's destroyed at least 2 of them in the last decade.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Last night, JM was specualting that her laptop screen might be broke. You can hear NAL say she can't use her laptop in this fight. She said she can't get a job because her laptop is broken, and she's telling her mom she can't use her phone.
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Perceptive, very nice. I wonder if we'll see the laptop soon, I wonder did it die to the Olde English 40oz?
 
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Agares said:
Looks like she and Cobes can also bond over breaking their phones and computers all the time. Speaking of which, do we have an official killcount of Josh's iMacs. I know he's destroyed at least 2 of them in the last decade.
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His head is so swollen in this he looks like an actual monster
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Mushroom King said:
Perceptive, very nice. I wonder if we'll see the laptop soon, I wonder did it die to the Olde English 40oz?
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It looks like something smashed the screen, that's for sure.
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JM thought it might've just been dirt, but the way NAL was talking to her mom is interesting. It was working enough to stream her music, but not get a job.
 
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Found some dinner music, pairs best with deep frted avocados, surstromming from the can and the troll slayer drink combo. I like how there are simultaneously too many and too few vowels and consonants in the title.

"Strngers in the niight Fank Sinatra vocal cover":

 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Found some dinner music, pairs best with deep frted avocados, surstromming from the can and the troll slayer drink combo. I like how there are simultaneously too many and too few vowels and consonants in the title.

"Strngers in the niight Fank Sinatra vocal cover":

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I like how he has to sit close to the SCREEN so we can hear him, not the MIC. He was unironically better before he began thinking he was the song bird of our generation. Before he'd smoked enough spice to no longer be able to hear the difference between his off kilter caterwalling and actual music.

I liked his music much better before he started leaning so heavily on the layered falsetto also. He sounds like retarded Andy Kaufman. Or, more retarded Andy Kaufman.

Yall think he actually believes that Ozzy beegees cover is a true and honest Ozzy song? I know he likes to sing along with the Ms.Piggie/Ozzy song. And that's as gof as they come. I digress...

Also, boglim arc was indubitably kicked off by spice consumption. You can literally watch him become more retarded in real time as he smokes spice. He never fully recovered after that. I wish I knew which vid I'm thinking of. He's smoking "tobacco"(read spice) and toking super hard, out of a grandpa pipe, and then coughing his guts out. He hits it like crack really.

He goes from animated adhd goof to stuttering zombie bog in real time. It's actually very sad, really disturbing, he's good people.
 
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Fire Marshal Bill said:
Does Jessica always delete her streams if anything embarrassing happens? I'm still pretty new to Cobra, but this thread is fascinating.
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Given how much she abuses the reporting system she must know her streams have enough TOS violations to kill her channel. NAL doesn't believe in youtube's rules, she just exploits them.
 
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