Science Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist


By Ben Cost
Published April 25, 2024, 7:15 p.m. ET


Call it perfume-ative hygiene.

Experts say the daily shower has no proven health benefit, dismissing the dousing as a socially-accepted practice geared toward staving off accusations of funkiness — as A-listers like Jake Gyllenhaal to Mila Kunis admit they’ve been saying no to the nozzle.

“Why are we washing? Mostly because we’re afraid somebody else will tell us that we’re smelling,” environmentalist Donnachadh McCarthy told the BBC.

The “Prostitute State” author only hoses off once per month to help the environment — a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.

Every other morning, McCarthy told a reporter, he opts instead for a wash at the sink, using a cloth to give his body a good scrub.

And while abstaining from daily showers might seem like antisocial behavior, medical experts are inclined to lean toward agreeing with earthy types like McCarthy, saying that the modern obsession with cleanliness can actually be hazardous to one’s health.

Manhattan dermatologist Dr. Julie Russak previously told The Post that prolonged and daily showers could strip away the “skin’s microbiome,” which plays a role in protecting the skin and is “also extremely important in overall health of the body.”

Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria.

When asked about addressing critics, he told Vice: “Tell anyone who mocks you that they are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome, and then walk away.”

The anti-splash backlash comes as people are actually showering more than ever before.

In 2021, researchers at Harvard Health found that 66% of Americans shower every day, while a 2005 report claims that it is common for Brits to shower once or twice per day.

“We wash our bodies so much more than we did in the past,” Dale Southerton, Professor of Sociology of Consumption at the University of Bristol, who co-authored the report, told the Beeb.

“The change has mostly come about over the past 100 years, and it was not planned. In fact, it seems to have happened almost by accident.”

Experts have chalked up this phenomenon to the increasing prevalence of showers, which became common in US homes circa the 1920s — and in their across the pond counterparts in the 1950s.

“If you go 100 years back, we didn’t shower every day, because the shower was not a normal thing to have,” Professor Kristen Gram-Hanssen from the Department of the Build Environment of Aalborg University in Denmark declared.

“We don’t shower because of health. We shower because it’s a normal thing to do.”

Throw in the societal stigma of not showering, and it’s no secret people are irrigating their epidermises on the reg.

Sally Bloomfield, honorary professor at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine claimed that people shower every day because it’s “socially acceptable.”

So how much should you really shower? That depends.

“There is no one-size-fits-all approach when it comes to washing skin and hair,” Seattle dermatologist Joyce Park told The New York Times in a 2023 report.

“The ideal frequency depends on your skin and hair type, how much you sweat and how dirty you get.”

Experts advise people who have drier skin — or suffer from conditions such as eczema — to take shorter, less frequent showers, as this can damage their aforementioned skin microbiome.

If one does feel the need to shower daily — after work or a workout — they should focus “only in the areas that have higher concentrations of sweat accumulation,” Dr. Russak explained.
 
But it feels good, nothing better then a warm shower when you first wake up.
While we're on the subject of showers.
The EPA has regulated showerheads into "low flow" uselessness.
If you don't have at least 2.6 GPM OF COURSE YOUR SHOWER WILL BE "PERFORMATIVE" and useless.
Yea you can't have nothing anymore. I miss the 80s before we had all these stupid low flow, recycled bullshit ideas
 
For once, this can be on topic
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Also don't they also not want people not to wash unless they're at the mikvah or whatever the fuck it's called? And even then, not to go to mikvah every day?

I dont want to be you, gefilte fish.
 
The microorganisms that compose the microbiome on your skin are mostly neutral to mildly beneficial. It's not some wonder drug.

This article was written by a fetishist trying to popularize their fetish.

Fun fact: Black skin due to having more strongly/tightly linked protein structures is less supportive of the these microorganism colonies.
So dis article is raycis yo.
 
Journalists are disgusting and want us to become disgusting. Those opinion pieces that serve absolutely no purpose but to pseudo-science-moral-fagging should be forbidden by law. A kid hitting puberty and not wanting to shower would feel ashamed writing such shit. Journo scum.
 
Imagine listening to "health experts" in 2024. I wonder how many of these same experts believe a man can become a woman by putting on a dress and injecting himself with hormones.

a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.
lmao, couldn't stand more than two weeks with the foul, reeking savages.

Also don't they also not want people not to wash unless they're at the mikvah or whatever the fuck it's called? And even then, not to go to mikvah every day?
There are some Hasidic cults that believe that kind of stuff but the vast majority of Jews of all other traditions and ethnicities don't. That's as weird as a Christian or Muslim bathing in a baptismal font or ghusul pool, it's for ritual purity only.
 
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I get it, I do, I don't shower on Saturday because I don't have to go into work... unless I have to go somewhere else, or do yardwork, i.e., leave my house. Every day I leave the house for longer than it takes to get the mail or throw something away is a day I shower because I have basic social awareness and a sense of personal hygiene. Every day we fail to enact Total Journo Death is a day we stray further from God's light.
 
VGH, look at all these oversocialized tools of industrial society. Bugs... They have supplanted the natural power process of eating the ticks of one another's backs like chimps with this effate ritual of technology pouring estrogenated water over themselves. Uncle Ted never showered, like a real man.
 
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Who you gonna believe? Some scientist you never even met or your lying nostrils?

The fact of the matter is that when water goes down a drain, it enters a black hole and is permanently deleted from the universe, never to be seen again (as people telling me to stop wasting water seem to believe), but I'm still going to keep showering, flushing the toilet, and washing dishes. Sorry science!
 
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