Science Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist


By Ben Cost
Published April 25, 2024, 7:15 p.m. ET


Call it perfume-ative hygiene.

Experts say the daily shower has no proven health benefit, dismissing the dousing as a socially-accepted practice geared toward staving off accusations of funkiness — as A-listers like Jake Gyllenhaal to Mila Kunis admit they’ve been saying no to the nozzle.

“Why are we washing? Mostly because we’re afraid somebody else will tell us that we’re smelling,” environmentalist Donnachadh McCarthy told the BBC.

The “Prostitute State” author only hoses off once per month to help the environment — a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.

Every other morning, McCarthy told a reporter, he opts instead for a wash at the sink, using a cloth to give his body a good scrub.

And while abstaining from daily showers might seem like antisocial behavior, medical experts are inclined to lean toward agreeing with earthy types like McCarthy, saying that the modern obsession with cleanliness can actually be hazardous to one’s health.

Manhattan dermatologist Dr. Julie Russak previously told The Post that prolonged and daily showers could strip away the “skin’s microbiome,” which plays a role in protecting the skin and is “also extremely important in overall health of the body.”

Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria.

When asked about addressing critics, he told Vice: “Tell anyone who mocks you that they are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome, and then walk away.”

The anti-splash backlash comes as people are actually showering more than ever before.

In 2021, researchers at Harvard Health found that 66% of Americans shower every day, while a 2005 report claims that it is common for Brits to shower once or twice per day.

“We wash our bodies so much more than we did in the past,” Dale Southerton, Professor of Sociology of Consumption at the University of Bristol, who co-authored the report, told the Beeb.

“The change has mostly come about over the past 100 years, and it was not planned. In fact, it seems to have happened almost by accident.”

Experts have chalked up this phenomenon to the increasing prevalence of showers, which became common in US homes circa the 1920s — and in their across the pond counterparts in the 1950s.

“If you go 100 years back, we didn’t shower every day, because the shower was not a normal thing to have,” Professor Kristen Gram-Hanssen from the Department of the Build Environment of Aalborg University in Denmark declared.

“We don’t shower because of health. We shower because it’s a normal thing to do.”

Throw in the societal stigma of not showering, and it’s no secret people are irrigating their epidermises on the reg.

Sally Bloomfield, honorary professor at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine claimed that people shower every day because it’s “socially acceptable.”

So how much should you really shower? That depends.

“There is no one-size-fits-all approach when it comes to washing skin and hair,” Seattle dermatologist Joyce Park told The New York Times in a 2023 report.

“The ideal frequency depends on your skin and hair type, how much you sweat and how dirty you get.”

Experts advise people who have drier skin — or suffer from conditions such as eczema — to take shorter, less frequent showers, as this can damage their aforementioned skin microbiome.

If one does feel the need to shower daily — after work or a workout — they should focus “only in the areas that have higher concentrations of sweat accumulation,” Dr. Russak explained.
 
I find it hilarious how they like to cite households pre-whatever date they want to use to make a point. Dishwashers haven’t been around long. But a modern dishwasher uses far less water than almost any amount of handwashing. Same as washing machines.

Also, does this guy shit in his yard because he spent time with some smelly tribe? Or only scavenge and hunt for sustenance instead of going to a grocery store? Doubtful. He’s just trying to justify being disgusting.
 
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You shouldn't brush your teeth, either. Damages the tooth biome. Or wipe your ass. Your ass biome is important for your overall health.
Don't scientist think that autism is caused by an imbalance in the gut biome or something?
 
Every other morning, McCarthy told a reporter, he opts instead for a wash at the sink, using a cloth to give his body a good scrub.
This sounds like homeless bum behavior.

Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria.
Imagine the smell.

This shit sounds like the state knows hard times are ahead and is trying to preempt criticisms of the hardship by making the public believe ridiculous lies.

Time to make these "scientists" and journos go to a Smash or Naruto convention.
 
Explain to me what kind of fat fucks are you.

I will take a shower every day after work to cleanse me of sweat and chemicals I have touched. I also have a sauna I use 2 times a week just because my job is menial, physical and well, it's supposed to be dangerous, but I only get a rash on my hands really. Some nivea moisturizer seems to work.

I think these experts are fucking nuts. They are so fat that they can't take a shower and now they are trying to make it everyone else's problem.
 
It's really not necessary to shower every day for most people. It's not good for your skin just like washing your hair every day is not good for your hair. I take a good soaking, scrubbing bath (hate showers) three or four times a week (and rinse well with the handheld shower head) and wash my hair every three days. If you're not a very physically active person there's really no need, and dry skin sucks ass.
It really is one of the most uncomfortable feelings. Will never forget the first time I had dry skin. That shit burned. And I didn't know why I was so dry, which just led to me making it worse by thinking showering would help. Hate the feeling of slimy damn lotion on my skin too. A humidifer during winter helps. Oils are more comfortable and you can even use the miracle of olive oil for that.
 
Listen. I shower up to twice a day.
Work days? Two showers. Non work days. One shower.
Sage and Cedarwood soap, followed by a tea -tree oil hair treatment, then argan oil on my beard, then more argan oil on my feet.
Then spritzed with my favorite hugo boss. By the time I 'm done, I am one oiled and beautiful man.

I used to use Vanilla and Licorice, but I stopped when I got roasted by the one nigga who actually read Hellraiser.

Fuck you freak fags who want everyone to smell like Pahjeets. I'm tired of musty motherfuckers at work. I'm surrounded by Indians and Questionable Region Muslims who are just a tad bit too white and I can't stand the smell. I used to think white people stink. And yes. Some of them do smell like spicy taco mix and wet dogs, the rest of the white people I work with are NORMAL NON SMELLING PEOPLE. But after a month with indians who don't even satchel? Bring on the pumpkin spice becky. Fuck. This one girl has zero concept of deodrant. Smells like a rotten birrera platter when she walks past. I pray that's only her arm pits emitting that rancid odour.

The only thing I don't agree with is brushing your teeth with fucking sugar and chemicals. Simple tooth paste and non-sugared mouth wash.
 
I bet he stinks. And I bet he maintains that he doesn’t. He will be surrounded by craven idiots who dont want to give offence and he stinks, because reality exists
Why are we washing? Mostly because we’re afraid somebody else will tell us that we’re smelling,” environmentalist Donnachadh McCarthy told the BBC.
I like showering. I’m active and if o was digging in the garden and not showering for a month I would be rank
The “Prostitute State” author only hoses off once per month to help the environment — a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.
Yes dear. I think we’ve all been on camping trips where we didn’t wash for a week haven’t we? Shall we start living like the Yanomami? Are they the ones that let women die if they can’t birth unassisted alone in the jungle? They sound like exactly what we should be copying in urban Britain.
I can smell that photo
 
Ok, Stinky.

Talk about Luxury Beliefs. So willfully smelling like a bum er, homeless, (ack!) houseless person is going to be the new status trend in the civilized West? Indicating leisure, enlightenment and "health"?

Granted, not many people have lives where they sweat or get dirty on a regular basis, but nonsense like this just says to me that the New Dark Ages are getting closer every day.
 
Don't scientist think that autism is caused by an imbalance in the gut biome or something?
Some dumb scientists found a correlation between autism and the gut biome, and assumed that autism was caused by gut biome problems.

Then a smarter scientist figured out that it's because people with autism eat chicken tendies and their limited diet means their gut biome is garbage.

 
the only thing i agree with this article. I knew of one poor SOB who had constantly dry skin and after every shower the poor bastard peeled like crazy,.He couldnt shower more often than every other day , he never smelled bad but was in world of hurt if he showered every day. Every summer was hell for him .
I think this could have to do with the water being used. The hotter the water, the faster it washes off soap/shampoo and also dries out the skin. Something like that with the hardness(?) of water, as well, where in some places I can take a 20-minute shower no problem, but in other places my skin gets dry and itchy after 5 minutes.

It's worse for me in the winter, because the bathroom air is cold enough to require warm or hot shower water for comfort.
 
Ah yes, the Reagan Era, when you could go, wipe, flush once, and never need a fucking plunger.
The Regan era was good, sodas came in glass bottles, there were no low flow, recycling wasn't a big deal, stuff was a lot cheaper. If I could live in anytime I already lived in I would go back to the 80s. Cigarettes were like 50 cent a pack, a soda was like 50 cent for a 16oz glass bottle, now smokes are at least 5-6 bucks, its about 2-3 for a soda, just everything costs way more and you get less
 
The Regan era was good, sodas came in glass bottles, there were no low flow, recycling wasn't a big deal, stuff was a lot cheaper. If I could live in anytime I already lived in I would go back to the 80s. Cigarettes were like 50 cent a pack, a soda was like 50 cent for a 16oz glass bottle, now smokes are at least 5-6 bucks, its about 2-3 for a soda, just everything costs way more and you get less
Cigarettes were cheap because cocaine was still decently expensive. The world was in balance
 
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