Orbiter Twitter Geek / Kyle Coleman / iHujan123 / Hujan's Highlights / Hujanikabolokov - Ralph's top clipper, (potential) future Killstream cohost, alleged wife beater, British bisexual swinger, impotent Internet Tough Guy, wannabe e-celeb, Elaine Miller white-knight, commentary community reject

[Autischic]

Day #7639 of the sektur's Bri*ish failing to English.

 

[Autischic]

Kyle confirms he reads his Kiwi Farms thread and someone he trusts is doing a slow burn troll by telling him his animations/content is better than @#KillAllPedos

 

[PauperVita]

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this retard is sperging out about? I cannot find the xeets to which he is responding.

 

[PauperVita]

Announces a mental health break stressing how NOT mad he is going as far to include a gif that proves how NOT mad he is. Seriously he is NOT mad

However he then hops on alt account to sperg out on whoever the fuck this guy is. What is wrong with British people?

 

[Autischic]

Announces a mental health break stressing how NOT mad he is going as far to include a gif that proves how NOT mad he is. Seriously he is NOT mad
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However he then hops on alt account to sperg out on whoever the fuck this guy is. What is wrong with British people?
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I tried to piece together the sperg and the best I can say at this point of research is that a bunch of Jackson 6 parody accounts showed up. Kyle doxed Parking Tigers in response (I assume it means he runs all of these accounts?)

Kyle blocked, reported, cried and rage quit xitter ONLY to start effort posting on his alt and then returning to main after a mere 2 hour hiatus

 

[PauperVita]

I tried to piece together the sperg and the best I can say at this point of research is that a bunch of Jackson 6 parody accounts showed up. Kyle doxed Parking Tigers in response (I assume it means he runs all of these accounts?)

Kyle blocked, reported, cried and rage quit xitter ONLY to start effort posting on his alt and then returning to main after a mere 2 hour hiatus
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This sounds too autistic to be real. However, he is British. Sounds like he desperately needs to touch grass and get some insane clown pussy or shove Harry Potter wanda up his ass. Whatever he is into, I need to re-read the OP.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Kyle confirms he reads his Kiwi Farms thread and someone he trusts is doing a slow burn troll by telling him his animations/content is better than @#KillAllPedos

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I've been saying for a while now, the #Kylestream will be the next big thing. Kyle has what it takes to be the Top of the Sektur. I reckon he could make a career out of this.

I tried to piece together the sperg and the best I can say at this point of research is that a bunch of Jackson 6 parody accounts showed up. Kyle doxed Parking Tigers in response (I assume it means he runs all of these accounts?)

Yeah, people are saying it's that Parking Tigers fella running the fake Jackson 6 accounts (the Feaseheads sure seem to think so). I gotta say tho, fake Jackson 6 is funnier than real Jackson 6. The fake J6 appears to be having fun, haivng a laugh doing online mischief. It's very refreshing compared to all the angry, revengy, seething in a dark corner shit that J6 usually posts.

 

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The fake J6 appears to be having fun, haivng a laugh doing online mischief. It's very refreshing compared to all the angry, revengy, seething in a dark corner shit that J6 usually posts.

It's been a while since someone's been posting stuff that's consistently laugh-out-loud funny like they are, definitely been a breath of fresh air.

Case in point

(https://archive.md/D1LHA)

 

[Autischic]

The Jackson 6 parody accounts


For those unfamiliar, Hujan is a part of a group of Teddy Feaser simps who alog the alogs. Their DMs got leaked by KAP in the Feaser thread a while ago. Hujan was the 6th member to join the group after effort gunt posting.

For the sake of confusing the real guys with the hilarious parody accounts, I want to post the existing parodies that seem to target Kyle more than other members. There are 6 of them, but should be 7 soon?


The parodies are of @ihujan123 (kyle), @InsaneHermit, @DrFartFetish, @_Void_Thrice, @J_AckSun89 (Teddy, lmao) and @HaitianBBQ1488



Interestingly, the Jackson 6 never had Da'quandrian on board, but instead had/has @KaiserSchadenfr. I don't know what that means, but it seems the parodies have spoken!

Also, they seem to be working together as they're all following the exact same people and outside of their own accounts these accounts all seem to be related to parking tigers who I've never heard of before this week, but kyle is doxing him to no avail, so he's probably involved.

Anyway, I'll side with whoever wins the MS paint wars.

 

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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Kzt9Y)

 

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Another fresh round of coping over the FriendFinder account:

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Mua41)

This one in particular is special:

... as it completely undercuts his prior (baseless) assertions that the FF was created by a troll (all the way back in 2012, no less), as it would make no sense at all for a troll to create the account to make Hujan look gay and then not even bother to set the orientation as gay. Almost as if Hujan himself made it and he's in denial about his sexuality despite listing that he's interested in men

 

[Autischic]

Happy 30th birthday, Kyle. Don't spend it all on Twitter.

Congratulations on your rapid growth too

May there be many more

 

[buckleupbuddy]

saw this on miltown's X account and thought it was funny!

https://twitter.com/MILTOWNSBEST1/status/1784777316494688514

songs about Hujan need to be a thing!

 

[PauperVita]

Happy 30th birthday, Kyle. Don't spend it all on Twitter.
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Congratulations on your rapid growth too
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May there be many more

Who takes a bigger slice, Cog’s punjabi pig or kyle’s ex wife?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Who takes a bigger slice, Cog’s punjabi pig or kyle’s ex wife?

One figuratively and the other literally.

 

[Autischic]

Looks like @Mackiavelli13 is going to join the Jackson 6 so that they can take down the kiwi farms, kinochet and null!
(Once they figure out how to unblock each other)

 

[Autischic]

Kyle got ratio'd and didn't care 3 times:


Mackiavelli and Hujan are trying to find their groove in the alliance.
: Tardski


Jim (I'm assuming the Ralph Question will also be a gunt-sized hurdle in this union)

 

[Pigtoad]

What a twist. It's beautiful to watch their friendship grow. It's like the Odd Couple with Walter Mathews and Jack Lemmon.

 

[Autischic]

Kyle lives in Poole

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The Phone Book only has one candidate that fits the criteria (first letter, Poole)

 

[AltisticRight]

Kyle lives in Poole
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The Phone Book only has one candidate that fits the criteria (first letter, Poole)
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Fuck the Bri'ish and fuck their gay suburb names.
Poole, really?
All these dumb names shouldn't exist. I think a nuke would fix this issue.