Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Holy shit this picture. The blank stare.

Big boy is currently at Dollywood watching the Life of Dolly Parton in an empty theater. Imagine being one of those poor souls that wanders in there only to see this fat shit hunched over in his wheelchair wearing his rain soaked hoodie. Thats shit out of my nightmares.

"Mobility scooter overturned in Aisle 5. Victim is a wigger in his mid-70s with a dead arm, bring the forklift, over."

 

[Super Hans v2]

Holy shit this picture. The blank stare.

Exactly what Robert Byrd was talking about when he said white niggers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Exactly what Robert Byrd wasntalking about when he said white niggers.

Sargon was right about white niggers.

 

[semitooth]

Holy shit this picture. The blank stare.

Big boy is currently at Dollywood watching the Life of Dolly Parton in an empty theater. Imagine being one of those poor souls that wanders in there only to see this fat shit hunched over in his wheelchair wearing his rain soaked hoodie. Thats shit out of my nightmares.

 

[Tiresome]

Holy shit this picture. The blank stare.

Big boy is currently at Dollywood watching the Life of Dolly Parton in an empty theater. Imagine being one of those poor souls that wanders in there only to see this fat shit hunched over in his wheelchair wearing his rain soaked hoodie. Thats shit out of my nightmares.

The return of the Angy Flat Face. Even if Jack loves Peroxide McTits and we know he does because he's deeply homosexual, he clearly does NOT want to be out and about when he could be at home in his barely handicapped-accessible Redneck Mansion stuffing grease-slicked carbs down his throat.

 

[Remember to dilate]

New jack lore. Mushbrain must be completely delusional at this point. What will the stroked out wonder think of next!

 

[Super Hans v2]

New jack lore. Mushbrain must be completely delusional at this point. What will the stroked out wonder think of next!
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The only way that could be remotely true is that the country radio station he had the graveyard DJ shift at probably played her music a bunch and she got royalties for it.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Holy shit this picture. The blank stare.

Big boy is currently at Dollywood watching the Life of Dolly Parton in an empty theater. Imagine being one of those poor souls that wanders in there only to see this fat shit hunched over in his wheelchair wearing his rain soaked hoodie. Thats shit out of my nightmares.

That lazy eye is real. Who would win?

 

[PLAYERHATER]

another youtuber i like (shes not a great cook, but she makes cheap, normal people cooking w/o frills and I appreciate that) has made aunt myrna's salad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aef8_rQSHfM

 

[densedance]

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

We need a lazy man's Aunt Myrna party salad next.

 

[eatler]

We need a lazy man's Aunt Myrna party salad next.

he's still chipping away at it, heres a photo from his twitter.

Spoiler: Aunt Myernas lazy meal

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Nice try Jack, we know you devoured the rest of those pot pies. No ones fooled by you having your poor daughter in law eat them on camera so you wouldnt be ridiculed for eating something thats not carnivore for the umpteenth time.

 

[Tiresome]

That lazy eye is real. Who would win?
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What's funny is the doubled dead-eye is recognizably still Jack.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

That lazy eye is real. Who would win?
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Left would probably win. Right looks a bit more optimistic. Frightened almost.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I love how Jack keeps saying how "She says it is gud" and she just nodded when he asked if it was good

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Honestly that doesn't look all that bad. Not that I'd eat it or anything because I wouldn't be caught dead eating Grands biscuits. But, it's not like chicken pot pie is hard to make in the first place.

Also he's totally eating those when the camera goes off.

I love how Jack keeps saying how "She says it is gud" and she just nodded when he asked if it was good

Or how she says it's good and he automatically pronounces it a home run.

 

[AltisticRight]

That looked horrendous. I love how she had to fake smile and reluctantly nod her head. She was probably having a hard time trying to decipher what she just ate.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Honestly that doesn't look all that bad. Not that I'd eat it or anything because I wouldn't be caught dead eating Grands biscuits. But, it's not like chicken pot pie is hard to make in the first place.

Also he's totally eating those when the camera goes off.


Or how she says it's good and he automatically pronounces it a home run.

The other funny thing is this is "Lazy Man" those things aren't going to taste any better than a cheap pot pie and you can get them for like a buck. Pot Pies are literally some of the cheapest and easiest things you can buy and prepare.

 

[Adamska]

This was likely tolerable if you balanced out the ingredients better, but it again shows that he pressures people into validating his ego with his daughter in law. He legit nearly blew his top the last time Tammy called one of his dishes like a B- with that horrible cheese ball macaroni shit, and now he had to demand her opinion to validate his ego since it's all he has left at this point.

That is more terrible than the dish honestly.