Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[genericwhitemale]

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My autism has been screaming at me to work out what this thing behind him is. At first I thought it was a current model Xbox Series X, however it looks larger than that.

However I then realised Xbox released a little bar fridge that seems to fit the size and shape of what appears behind him:

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A little bar fridge exclusively for your whisky in your stream room?

Wow Nick, you really out alcoholic'd yourself there....

Makes me think of this scene

 

[AltisticRight]

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My autism has been screaming at me to work out what this thing behind him is. At first I thought it was a current model Xbox Series X, however it looks larger than that.

However I then realised Xbox released a little bar fridge that seems to fit the size and shape of what appears behind him:

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Amazon - Xbox Fridge | Archive

A little bar fridge exclusively for your whisky in your stream room?

Wow Nick, you really out alcoholic'd yourself there....

it's just one of those cheap Alibaba fridges painted black (his favourite colour) with a plastic logo glued on. Why would anyone buy this? Can he be worse with money?

Bonus about that fridge: He decided he wanted one after they were all sold out so he bought a used one from a scalper.
He also bought his videocard from a scalper at the height of said scalping.
He's fucking terrible with money.
My 13 year old nephew handles his money better.

Oh yeah, he can.
Buying a repainted Alibaba fridge.
From.
A scalper.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

it's just one of those cheap Alibaba fridges painted black (his favourite colour) with a plastic logo glued on. Why would anyone buy this? Can he be worse with money?


Oh yeah, he can.
Buying a repainted Alibaba fridge.
From.
A scalper.

IIRC he paid like over twice the price on Ebay or some crap.
I'm like man just get a quality minifridge from a store nearby and slap some fun magnets on it. That's half the fun of a fridge, putting fun shit all over the doors.

 

[AltisticRight]

IIRC he paid like over twice the price on Ebay or some crap.
I'm like man just get a quality minifridge from a store nearby and slap some fun magnets on it. That's half the fun of a fridge, putting fun shit all over the doors.

Supposedly it retailed for $100? So he paid $200 for a used minifridge?

Brings a whole new meaning to "play vidya and chill".

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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My autism has been screaming at me to work out what this thing behind him is. At first I thought it was a current model Xbox Series X, however it looks larger than that.

However I then realised Xbox released a little bar fridge that seems to fit the size and shape of what appears behind him:

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Amazon - Xbox Fridge | Archive

A little bar fridge exclusively for your whisky in your stream room?

Wow Nick, you really out alcoholic'd yourself there....

Did he get it because he thinks it's cool, thinks people won't know it's a fridge, or he just had it?
Edit: Others have said he already had it. FUNNY AND WEIRD. I'll choose to believe my schizo theory that he hopes no one will notice; or maybe it's the only fridge he had on hand to give April while she's living in his streaming room, watching the cats.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is how Balldo gains and loses weight so quickly.


+10lbs


-10lbs

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Someone asked what he's, supposedly, drinking from the mug; it's a mix of sweet tea, heavy cream, and vanilla.

Edit: That sweet tea tastes like dog shit btw.

 

[Trianon]

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I go to watch the stream on rumble to witness some of this lunacy and this is what I'm greeted with...

edit:
omg how did you let this one slip by
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Kurt: .........Why do I hang around here?

All of these Kurt clips are priceless, I can't stop laughing.

What I find interesting is how this propensity to never admit fault in any respect infects his "humor." Nick constitutionally cannot let a bad joke die and move on, he has to double, triple, and quadruple down on the failed zinger. He seems to be under the impression that leaning hard as fuck into a bad joke will convert a failed joke into a successful one.

He thinks he's doing Norm Macdonald-style anti-humor, but it's JUST bombing.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He also bought his videocard from a scalper at the height of said scalping.
He's fucking terrible with money.
My 13 year old nephew handles his money better.

His graphics card that he bought was the EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti. Retailed for $2000-$2,500 at the time depending on the store you got it from, but since at that time GPUs were still scalped, you know he definitely paid more than that.

This model also came out right towards the end of the Ethereum gold coin rush, so all the prices plummeted very shortly after it came out.

Why the fuck did he buy this one? His streams and videos are stupid simple, and any crappy cheap card could do it.

IDIOT.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

His graphics card that he bought was the EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti. Retailed for $2000-$2,500 at the time depending on the store you got it from, but since at that time GPUs were still scalped, you know he definitely paid more than that.

This model also came out right towards the end of the Ethereum gold coin rush, so all the prices plummeted very shortly after it came out.

Why the fuck did he buy this one? His streams and videos are stupid simple, and any crappy cheap card could do it.

IDIOT.

He said what he paid for it but I forgot because it was years ago. Even funnier was that the 3090ti wasn't $2000+ better than the card he already had in there. I forget what it was, though.
Especially since he played shit like cuck simulator and risk of rain 2. You definitely need a scalped top of the line videocard for those.

 

[AnOminous]

He also bought his videocard from a scalper at the height of said scalping.
He's fucking terrible with money.

Fucking idiots like Nick are why scalpers even do that, so when you're wondering why everything gets scalped and you can't get it even at full retail, thank Nick and wish him a speedy trip to Hell.

 

[jimmybags]

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Was he ever funny? He was, right? At least a bit?

Hopefully he does burn the bridge with uncivil law, Kurt is the gayest most pretentious pompous faggot in the entire lawtube sphere and offers zero entertainment value

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Supposedly it retailed for $100? So he paid $200 for a used minifridge?

Brings a whole new meaning to "play vidya and chill".

And for less than what he paid he could get something like this REASONABLE MINI FRIDGE.
It even has a freezer! So he could keep ice in it instead of just having room temperature straight liquor all the time!
Or even popsicles so he can homoerotically lick them at the camera!

Or a nice cute retro one.

The options are a plenty!


Man... I want a mini fridge now.

 

[AltisticRight]

His graphics card that he bought was the EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti. Retailed for $2000-$2,500 at the time depending on the store you got it from, but since at that time GPUs were still scalped, you know he definitely paid more than that.

This model also came out right towards the end of the Ethereum gold coin rush, so all the prices plummeted very shortly after it came out.

Why the fuck did he buy this one? His streams and videos are stupid simple, and any crappy cheap card could do it.

IDIOT.

This reminds me of Ethan Ralph selling his 0.5 BTC just before the covid-19 shit for like $8900. Then BTC climbed to as high as 80k. The subforum mocked him when he sold it because "I thought it was given by accident" but none of us knew it would be that retarded of a decision.

Man... I want a mini fridge now.

But does your minifridge have a handle?
Do you have a tripod to rest it on?
We need answers.

 

[daffodils]

Friday Oral From the Supreme Court and Matt Walsh's Free Speech Talk

• Opening; sober and not particularly greasy, whiskey glass in hand
  • topic preview: doesn't like Matt Walsh, doesn't like Texas stance on anti-Semitism, Trump
  • child porn, people didn't get what he was saying, repeats his views from the conversation with Kurt
• Matt Walsh (0h14m)
  • Nick efapping and doing his funny man bit, defends right to free assembly, criticizes police worship
  • first whiskey gone (23m)
  • Nicksplaining "hypocrisy": "has nothing to do with what you say... everything to do with your inability to make it not matter" (36m)
  • next whiskey, the lick is back; Nick talks about how he went to college to have a good time
  • Mike Johnson saying students shouldn't waste their parent's money sets him off, wasting your parent's money is actually great; student loans
  • George Floyd, Nick was horrified (42m)
  • Nick is "almost able to eat" (45m)
  • wealth disparity, "many very wealthy people don't have much income", when you are born into wealth you can "take risks with less downside" (50m)
  • getting drunk and excited, purity balls, premarital sex; second whiskey gone (55m)
  • third whiskey (1h4m)
  • Nick knows all about how rich Matt Walsh is and is obviously salty about it (1h11m)
  • how Nick receives mail, angry that it involves work (1h20)
  • third whiskey gone (1h27)
  • long ramble about how Matt Walsh can't dictate who you should or shouldn't hate
  • wants to invite Mersh on the show
• Rumble flip (1h36m)
  • short bathroom breaks from now, he talked to his wife about it: 9 minutes
  • fourth whiskey
  • more screaming at Matt Walsh, somewhat on topic; ethnic comedy
  • fifth whiskey (2h20m)
  • homo jokes
  • "Put anti-white slurs in chat!"
  • more about child porn and free speech (2h29m); slurring; performative pedo hate
• SCOTUS oral arguments (2h40m)
  • sixth whiskey
  • gays and surrogacy; "I know gay dudes who bang chicks!"
  • Dexter Taylor case is "high on his list"
  • some SCOTUS efap
  • "We're gonna have more guests, we're gonna have more shows, it's gonna be great... because I'm back, baby! No more delays, no more cancellations, that's the goal... 4-5 shows a week, that's the goal... and then eventually some openly announced schedule changes, we'll see how that goes"

 

[AltisticRight]

gays and surrogacy; "I know gay dudes who bang chicks!"

So we, Balldo, so do we.

 

[Father Balldo]

The worst day of his life was when he had a Transformer taken away from him as a child.
The second worst day of his life was when his order at Denny's was incorrect but he ate it anyways.
I wonder what the third worst day was

 

[thebigdream]

"We're gonna have more guests, we're gonna have more shows, it's gonna be great... because I'm back, baby! No more delays, no more cancellations, that's the goal... 4-5 shows a week, that's the goal... and then eventually some openly announced schedule changes, we'll see how that goes"

this is my favourite Rick and Morty skit

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Hopefully he does burn the bridge with uncivil law, Kurt is the gayest most pretentious pompous faggot in the entire lawtube sphere and offers zero entertainment value

If that’s true then you don’t want that bridge burned. The drunken unstoppable force meets a pretentious pompous unmovable object

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick talks about how he went to college to have a good time

He says things like this and then expects us not to believe he’s a trust fund boy.

sixth whiskey

!!!

Say what you want about Rackets but that liver can take a lot of abuse.

The worst day of his life was when he had a Transformer taken away from him as a child.
The second worst day of his life was when his order at Denny's was incorrect but he ate it anyways.
I wonder what the third worst day was

1. The loss of his beloved Transformer toy.
2. Incorrect Denny’s order.
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101. His wife’s miscarriage or whatever, he was drunk and not paying attention.