DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GibMoneyPls]

In what fucking world is having music that is licensed for the games use that he currently playing transformative it's why heaps of new games have streamer mode which turns the music off. He's so fucking entitled he thinks that he should get free use of other people's work and get paid for it.

Also how much money does 20K views get, I can't imagine it being more than 20 dollars

No one stayed for ads. Probably like $1-$2

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

No one stayed for ads. Probably like $1-$2

Uh, WRONG! They clicked on the ads, you morahn! Just like DSP told them to. Teh-huh-huh, these trolls are so dumb...

 

[johnkimble123]

Tonight while DSP is buying Hulk Hogan tokens, drinking gin and eating a nice doordashed dinner with Kat, I know that the Cannon brothers are living in his mind rent-free for ruining his chill, competitive Friday night fights stream.

Again what's so funny about Phil is if he just wasn't an asshole, he would be set for quite a while. Was in the same genre of prominent members of the fighting game community, and just had to not do what he did and he'd be fine.

Sometimes you see glimpses of it, but he still won't accept that his own behavior is the #1 detractor. His own actions created everything that he blames. And some of it is solely his own doing (buying a house without selling the other one, CC debt, spending habits, alienating anybody who enters his orbit).

Uh, WRONG! They clicked on the ads, you morahn! Just like DSP told them to. Teh-huh-huh, these trolls are so dumb...

People only watching <1 minute of an hour long video is hilarious. His viewers give him the DSP Reacts treatment, barely watch and move on as fast as possible.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In what fucking world is having music that is licensed for the games use that he currently playing transformative it's why heaps of new games have streamer mode which turns the music off. He's so fucking entitled he thinks that he should get free use of other people's work and get paid for it.

Also how much money does 20K views get, I can't imagine it being more than 20 dollars

20k (AND RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) of 30 seconds views is, I think he said, 3 cents. I could be remembering wrong though.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@johnkimble123 It was even worse he admittedly said the average watch time was 30 seconds and that was with people skipping around. People stayed for not even 1/120th of your content and he is gaslighting himself that its successful.

and yes 3 cents for all that success. TRULY WE CAN REWARD KHET WITH THE HONEYMOON OF HER DREAMS!!!!!

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

And in typical Phil fashion, he misses the entire point of the Stellar Blade issue entirely.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And in typical Phil fashion, he misses the entire point of the Stellar Blade issue entirely.

Retard Man makes the controversy about sex (and thereby making himself "right"), instead of the real controversy about the devs having to censor the game after they claimed it was never going to be censored. And it was over a coincidence that journalists were whining over because they had nothing better to do.

And we get SmugSydePhil again for good measure:

 

[PieceofShet]

Retard Man makes the controversy about sex (and thereby making himself "right"), instead of the real controversy about the devs having to censor the game after they claimed it was never going to be censored. And it was over a coincidence that journalists were whining over because they had nothing better to do.

And we get SmugSydePhil again for good measure:

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No wonder everyone hates him and has no friend.

 

[Love Is Blue]

20k (AND RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) of 30 seconds views is, I think he said, 3 cents. I could be remembering wrong though.

Scopelybros we're eating good

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Man, this motherfucker really has never been punched square to the face while making that smug face and it shows.

I blame Jaha for all of this. Makes you wonder just how pathetic Phil looked that day that even he lost the desire to beat him senseless.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Retard Man makes the controversy about sex (and thereby making himself "right"), instead of the real controversy about the devs having to censor the game after they claimed it was never going to be censored. And it was over a coincidence that journalists were whining over because they had nothing better to do.

And we get SmugSydePhil again for good measure:

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Fuck off, Dave.

Please stick to jerking off to your virtual Hogans.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Retard Man makes the controversy about sex (and thereby making himself "right"), instead of the real controversy about the devs having to censor the game after they claimed it was never going to be censored. And it was over a coincidence that journalists were whining over because they had nothing better to do.

And we get SmugSydePhil again for good measure:

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way to miss the point, you stupid fucking pig. people are sick of censorship no matter how small, we're sick of crybaby bitches who can't handle their own feelings when something "offends" them. literally kill yourself

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

This is amazing

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP is playing that crab souls game, he is on the first boss for 40! minutes. Also, there is no runback, so when he dies, he can just start from the beginning of the fight.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

DSP is playing that crab souls game, he is on the first boss for 40! minutes. Also, there is no runback, so when he dies, he can just start from the beginning of the fight.

I haven't played this but I watched a little bit of another streamer fighting a boss that looked a lot easier and he was near the start of the game. Was Phil doing the same thing as Elden Ring where he bashes his head against a difficult optional challenge right at the start of the game for way, way, way longer than anyone in his audience wants to see just so he can act like he's good at video games when he eventually scrapes out a lucky win?

Edit: Some quick research shows that yes, he did not need to be fighting that boss and he was totally pulling the same move he did with his first Elden Ring playthrough.

 

[Iron Hamster]

No wonder everyone hates him and has no friend.

I'm telling you................................this is why he had to move so far away. So he didn't get his ass beat.

 

[IrishGuy088]

DSP is playing that crab souls game, he is on the first boss for 40! minutes. Also, there is no runback, so when he dies, he can just start from the beginning of the fight.

It's like that time he had to deliver those packages for the Yardies and ended up in the river.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I haven't played this but I watched a little bit of another streamer fighting a boss that looked a lot easier and he was near the start of the game. Was Phil doing the same thing as Elden Ring where he bashes his head against a difficult optional challenge right at the start of the game for way, way, way longer than anyone in his audience wants to see just so he can act like he's good at video games when he eventually scrapes out a lucky win?

Edit: Some quick research shows that yes, he did not need to be fighting that boss and he was totally pulling the same move he did with his first Elden Ring playthrough.

I remember he had a huge rant about not needing to prove how big his E-penis was by fighting tough bosses underleved before he even played it. I thought he was going to use that as an excuse to never have a challenging fight. But he did end up making his build around using the tree sentinels weapon so it's likely he read a guide or got handheld early into a low effort faith build.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I cannot believe that the man who cannot be bothered to get a high end pc to capture gameplay with the max resolution and graphics, is a weirdo lonely whom the idea of "raw gameplay, no bullshit" is fucking around in menus, do not pay attention in tutorials and then complain like a little child when he cannot do a basic thing and think that sing is good way to fill the silence in a game can't hold viewers.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's just like Dark Souls, dood! No wait, it's just like Elden Ring!

This fucking mongoloid is using the same tactic of "running your head into a wall until it breaks" as those games, with the same results. And of course, the dent army rewards him for it.