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Hm. Since you're the third, who would be the other two? Suck-for-rent guy and Lowtax?
Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée
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Makes sense since that pink klurf was the one Shmork used so often for Lowtax's klurfsona, and definitely suck-for rent guy. According to Shmork, sucking dick for rent left him an irreparably broken person. He also accused me of "coercing" him into sex when he didn't want to have it while we were breaking up, which I can assure you wasn't true since he literally picked me up and carried me to the bed.
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Pink? There isn't pink one.
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Damn, I wish I could do that. Too bad you had to deal with the make-up/wig/voice though.
Actually, did he wear that junk when you were doing the nasty? I don't recall if someone asked.
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Shmorky should get down off that cross, Jesus has dibs on it.
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Dave is such a whiny little bitch it genuinely irritates me.
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There is something both sad and amusing of someone who has talent but squanders with it his or her nonfunctional lifestyle and Skmorky takes the cake. Did he had other opportunities for work beside CN with KC Greene?
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lol that's a pretty racist caricature on that first Smurf ripoff. From such a pious progressive artist too.
Shame shame, shitlord Shmorky.
That thing with the rats kind of crosses a line. I'm pretty sure I'd have beaten Shorky to death in less than 24 hours if I'd have been a roommate of his.
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So you confirmed the diaper fetish was real but did Shmorky ever draw furry stuff or do things related that fandom?
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I believe she said he made his prievious girlfriends shit in diapers so he could change them. He made them take pills so the shit wouldn't smell of course.
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didn't he get paid to do a bunch of furry art?
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He was offered an opportunity to work on a cartoon at Nickelodeon through a friend...We actually met up with said friend at a convention where he told him he didn't get the job because most of his resume was listing reasons why he shouldn't have the job. I never saw what was actually on Shmorky's resume, but from what he told me, he would tell networks a list of demands consisting of "90% of the characters on the show have to be girls and at least one of them must be trans." He had an idea for his own show called "Wizzy the Wizard Girl" about a Klurf-esque girl of color who had magic powers, one of those powers being the ability to change a person's gender at will. It was basically the most pozzed up thing you could imagine and no network he pitched it to would have it, and he wouldn't compromise with the networks in order to get it greenlighted AT ALL.
I guess Klurfs are kind of furry-ish in their own right but he wasn't part of any furry fandoms. Tbh, I found it more cringy that he would draw fan art for Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls and Assigned Male. I would have honestly felt better about him drawing pictures of Balto's dick or something than that awful nonsense.
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Holy fuck, Jesska looks like a klurf.
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There was a time in his life where the only way he could get by was to draw erotica, some of which was furry erotica. I believe he even made an animated ad for the Fleshlight company at one point. He said drawing furry art made him physically ill...unlike the art he draws for fun:
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@Mandarys_Milan You've pointed out a few comics in which you were portrayed as a Klurf. (The one about being 'tiny and delicate' and the other with the vase.) Are there any other comics Shmorky's made about you? I'd search myself, but I feel like looking at his art for too long will give me stage III eye cancer. Also it's kind of funny that Shmorky's comics are only moderately popular on tumblr (where he hosts his main site lol) most of his posts don't fetch more than 1,000 or so notes, other than a few exceptions. Must be rough to not be noticed by the hive of troon subculture that he worships so much.
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1k comments per post isn't a lot?
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Anything involving trannies or gender usually roll out 5k+ or so, depending on the artist. From what I've seen, anyway.
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I don't know if he ever posted it on any of his sites but this is supposed to be a picture of me and him...though obviously in real life that size disparity is reversed.
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That's a surprisingly accurate depiction of Shmorky.