🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Um...]

I’m sure all 254 of his viewers are totally mesmerized. and enthralled.

Sometimes I wonder why he even bothers anymore. Then I realize he has absolutely nothing else to do all day.

eta 4 viewers on Robotstreamer

lol this is hilarious. Poor thing.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Truly HIGH IQ individual pausing mid sentence to communicate with the ghost of Andrew Tate.

This communique was directed at his uncle who wanted Ralph to hand over his daddy's crack shack so it didn't get auctioned off to the county. Which as off a few days ago is 3 years delinquent which means it's gone. (After 2 years of delinquency they auction it). He now owes almost 3k.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I’m sure all 254 of his viewers are totally mesmerized. and enthralled.
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Sometimes I wonder why he even bothers anymore. Then I realize he has absolutely nothing else to do all day.

eta 4 viewers on Robotstreamer
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lol this is hilarious. Poor thing.

I feel like if I ever need a random name generator I can just plug the guests Ralph has on his streams and toss them into whatever fiction I'm using them for. No one will ever know they're a real fucking person.

 

[AltisticRight]

This communique was directed at his uncle who wanted Ralph to hand over his daddy's crack shack so it didn't get auctioned off to the county. Which as off a few days ago is 3 years delinquent which means it's gone. (After 2 years of delinquency they auction it). He now owes almost 3k.
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Imagine losing the hovel your daddy gave you.

 

[Spergichu]

Do it Ralph, travel to Texas to own Keemstar, Wings and Boogie in person it's the boost the Sektur needs

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T/A

Even if he does go, he'll just do his standard bitchmade routine of streaming himself hollerin' in the parking lot. Although that does raise the question of if he'd be allowed to enter. He obviously isn't a security threat, but I doubt even Keem would want to deal with the stigma of engaging with Ralph irl.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Even if he does go, he'll just do his standard bitchmade routine of streaming himself hollerin' in the parking lot. Although that does raise the question of if he'd be allowed to enter. He obviously isn't a security threat, but I doubt even Keem would want to deal with the stigma of engaging with Ralph irl.

A) He cant afford to go to Texas.
2) He's to much of a bitch to even do his "wigger wiggle in the parking lot" routine anymore.
Face it, Ethel is the Andy Dick of da sektur. Only much, much, more fagithetic.

 

[Rage Pig]

In usual womanly fashion, Ethan Ralph has posted a new highly filtered selfie

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I don't know what you're talking about. Here are three unfiltered pictures of the Ralphamale. There is no shrinkage.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Do it Ralph, travel to Texas to own Keemstar, Wings and Boogie in person it's the boost the Sektur needs

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I don’t get the beef between Ralph and Wings/Boogie1488. I know Ralph went on the Lolcow podcast and called Wings a pedo and got belligerent with him. But is there any reason for the continued blood feud?

 

[ddlloo]

I don’t get the beef between Ralph and Wings/Boogie1488. I know Ralph went on the Lolcow podcast and called Wings a pedo and got belligerent with him. But is there any reason for the continued blood feud?

There's no blood feud. He's just fucking mad that keem didn't give him a gazillion dollars to be a regular on the show (Ralph is the best entertainer on earth!!!) and he's trying to start drama partly to change Keem's mind but mostly because he's just a belligerent arsehole. $200 says he already DMd Keem asking him to buy plane tickets for him to fly Ralph over.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm not gonna lie. I would like photographic evidence of who is the shorter manlet, Keem or Ralph.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I'm not gonna lie. I would like photographic evidence of who is the shorter manlet, Keem or Ralph.

Sadly it will stay theoretical, there is no way in hell cowardly Ralph will show up and confront Keem.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Shooting for the demonbaby threepeat

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Shooting for the demonbaby threepeat

This was posted two pages ago.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don’t get the beef between Ralph and Wings/Boogie1488. I know Ralph went on the Lolcow podcast and called Wings a pedo and got belligerent with him. But is there any reason for the continued blood feud?

As the other guy said, it's cause Ralph wants that 50k that was promised to DSP to host the Lolcow podcast, that DSP turned down cause he had to stream for 20 bucks of superberries.

Boogie does hate Ralph though cause Boogie blames Ralph partly for the Frank Hassle situation.

Can you imagine how much maker's and xans 50k would buy?

 

[AltisticRight]

He now owes almost 3k.

So he's struggling to pay $3k in taxes.
This is a man nearing 40, not a college kid struggling with work and study.

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Shooting for the demonbaby threepeat

Ewwwwwwwwwww
Xeeting this at anyone?

Someone get this pig a fleshlight.
XXXXXS size designed for chinks.
Disgusting.

 

[Rage Pig]

It seems as if the divorce proceedings are making the Gunt very angry. He is also impressed by some old hobo making music on a saw and wants to rejoin the catboi cult.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Money must be getting tight.

You can always learn Spanish and get a real job, homeboy!

 

[AltisticRight]

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It seems as if the divorce proceedings are making the Gunt very angry. He is also impressed by some old hobo making music on a saw and wants to rejoin the catboi cult.

Can remove ragepig from AF.
But cannot remove AF from ragepig.

Ralphamale, a total slave to a catboy paedophile ring. How sad and pathetic. He's owned by Nicholas Fuentes.

 

[Dick Mason]

I don't know what you're talking about. Here are three unfiltered pictures of the Ralphamale. There is no shrinkage.
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That nigga looking zesty in his Johnny Bravo outfit. He should lift and get a mother tattoo on his huge triceps - he dont have biceps, he aint gay. only triceps, cuz he you cant keep him down.

 

[You're MDNWU]

"Women try to take everything from you, even your offspring"

I don't think anyone is fighting for torta crumbs, piss bottles, and debt. And is it really trying to take kids away if you've never tried to legitimately see them in the first place?