Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Fuck this dude.

Yeah, there was somewhere that got closed because they didn't accept MTFs and that was peak trans for me like these poor women have limited places they can go and be safe, and homeless shelters are already overfilled and dangerous places to be. I'd hate to be homeless as a woman, homelessness sucks the fact. I was homeless before and it was hard, I was lucky that me and my girl both worked so we stayed at an expensive motel for a while and eventually were able to rent a nice place but we went from paying by the week to paying by the month to finally leasing a place and it was hard. I couldn't imagine having to go through that again it really changes how you view homeless people after you've lived awhile in their shoes

 

[Zemblan Physics]

he's very clearly and publicly going through a nervous breakdown.

Yeah, trying to work out what kind of breakdown because it’s so OTT. Theories:

1) Manic episode in true and honest bipolar 1. If so, he needs to be committed and medicated/shocked but prolly won’t happen since involuntary commitment apparently is genocide nowadays, so just get some sleep.
2) One hell of a cocaine binge. Get some sleep.
3) Decompensated BPD. Get some sleep.
4) All of the above. Yes, get some sleep.

And for the love of everything that is holy LOG THE FUCK OFF.
Or stay online, this is fun.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Procrastinhater]

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They're absolute tards.
The level of fucking cope is off the charts.
Lesbians don't want to date men. Lesbians aren't going to interested in getting fucked by a dude. By definition, or they're not lesbians, they're greedy bisexual. Reeeing and freaking out and demanding that everyone undergo fucking commie ass struggle sessions to "unlearn their inate bias" or whatever incredibly gay shit these fucking weird fucking men are coping about ain't gonna change that.
You are what you are. You can't change that. You would need literal Star Trek level tech to dissassemble and then rebuild every single cell in your body to change a man to a woman, and even then you're running into Dr McCoys theoretical problem about whether a transporter doesn't just kill the person it "transports" and reassemble a completely new person on the other side.

You're not the Ship of Theseus faggot.
And you're not a woman either.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

They're absolute tards.
The level of fucking cope is off the charts.
Lesbians don't want to date men. Lesbians aren't going to interested in getting fucked by a dude. By definition, or they're not lesbians, they're greedy bisexual. Reeeing and freaking out and demanding that everyone undergo fucking commie ass struggle sessions to "unlearn their inate bias" or whatever incredibly gay shit these fucking weird fucking men are coping about ain't gonna change that.
You are what you are. You can't change that. You would need literal Star Trek level tech to dissassemble and then rebuild every single cell in your body to change a man to a woman, and even then you're running into Dr McCoys theoretical problem about whether a transporter doesn't just kill the person it "transports" and reassemble a completely new person on the other side.

You're not the Ship of Theseus faggot.
And you're not a woman either.

I like this idea that the only preferences you're allowed to have are those that emerge out of your subconscious with no external influences. I've seen this in other places too and it's kind of hilarious, this idea that there is some sort of pure soul that if not for the corrupting influence of the world would be totally into chicks with dicks.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Did they?

There's a weird as fuck museum in Windhoek in Namibia, it looks like a gold coke can being held up in an improbably frame from the outside, shape wise. It had a section about how the USSR helped them overthrow their oppressors.

The "Pre independence" bit of this Wikipedia (I know, am lazy) article describes it.

This is the museum: https://www.museums.com.na/museums/windhoek/independence-museum

Worth spending an afternoon in if you're ever in the area.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I like this idea that the only preferences you're allowed to have are those that emerge out of your subconscious with no external influences. I've seen this in other places too and it's kind of hilarious, this idea that there is some sort of pure soul that if not for the corrupting influence of the world would be totally into chicks with dicks.

They don't understand that a man trying to fool people into thinking he's a woman sets off the Uncanny Valley response, something that even very young children have been shown to exhibit (and probably the reason toddlers fear clowns) and a guy with a pair of tits and a dick is unnatural and freakish and sets off instinctive revulsion.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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It’s like they’re trying to chase women into a corner with their autistic rules lawyering. Lesbians can’t say they aren’t attracted to men because TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. They can’t say they’re not into trans women because TRANSPHOBIA.

Normalise these four words: “I do not consent.”

 

[Procrastinhater]

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

That has to be (one of) the most asinine mantras they repeat.
Painting white stripes on a black horse doesn't make it a fucking Zebra.
And they know its nonsense, thats why refusing to play along enrages them.
Its a Cult, and when you point out cosmetic surgery and a prescription for hormones cant change reality it goes against Cult dogma.
If they were totally confident in their belief then not playing along would have no more effect than "misgendering" has on a normal person (despite the furious revenge fantasy of Li'l Pooners) but because they know themselves its bullshit, their whole world depends on people believing the Emperor is wearing new clothes.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

It's not like Lenon's Russia was a great place for gays or troons so why do they all idolize it?

This typo got me wondering how hilariously retarded a John Lennon-led USSR would have been. The dude was very far left, so I'm convinced there would be lot of tranny shit involved.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This typo got me wondering how hilariously retarded a John Lennon-led USSR would have been. The dude was very far left, so I'm convinced there would be lot of tranny shit involved.

At the start of Glorious Communist Utopia under Comrade Lennon-

"You just need to loike luv peeble maan, and be koind to eoich other"

Spoiler: After Glorious Communist Utopia

"Where did it orl go wrongg?"

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Not a single lesbian actually responded to this post, lol.

Edit: I messed up my quote for some reason. I was replying to @Idk1990 's post

 

[Jacques1194]

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That one comment "Some trans women like me don’t have penis bottom dysphoria so then I feel left out and like I’m not trans enough to be a proper woman." Buddy if you have no bottom dysphoria then how the fuck can you claim to feel like a lesbian woman?If we can show most normies that most of these men have zero problem being (and remaining) sexually intact males, this shit would be over so much faster.

 

[majorplayer]

The cycle of a reddit tranny:​

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Of course, I looked into this troon's profile, and what a shocker is that he's a commie...... and it's his birthday, here's to another year of being a fat, balding, middle age, communist, tranny!
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I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500 Alex...

 

[AMHOLIO]

I like this idea that the only preferences you're allowed to have are those that emerge out of your subconscious with no external influences. I've seen this in other places too and it's kind of hilarious, this idea that there is some sort of pure soul that if not for the corrupting influence of the world would be totally into chicks with dicks.

I can't help but wonder what the ideal scenario is. Even if say cis people didn't have preferences ( ) what would trans people say to each other? Do they just have to gaslight themselves into submission?

It’s like they’re trying to chase women into a corner with their autistic rules lawyering. Lesbians can’t say they aren’t attracted to men because TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. They can’t say they’re not into trans women because TRANSPHOBIA.

Normalise these four words: “I do not consent.”

I think I'm hung up on this because it's autistic rules lawyering to the point my brain blew a gasket somewhere. Can't you just take no for an answer? The answer is technically yes and I assume that the goal to shame the lesbians who say no gorl dick isn't to sleep with them anymore after the betrayal, but to socially hurt the woman as much as possible. Hard punishment. The acceptable form for them without the effort of setting fire to her car.

That one comment "Some trans women like me don’t have penis bottom dysphoria so then I feel left out and like I’m not trans enough to be a proper woman." Buddy if you have no bottom dysphoria then how the fuck can you claim to feel like a lesbian woman?If we can show most normies that most of these men have zero problem being (and remaining) sexually intact males, this shit would be over so much faster.

Peepee hard = true him. That's it.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Can't you just take no for an answer?

Said it before and I'll say it again (frequently )

The majority of men that troon out are the ones the old NO MEANS NO stuff was aimed at in the first place.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

“I prefer sexually interacting with vaginas.”

Nothing autistic and unsexy about troons.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

The best way to turn down a tranny is to keep it simple. "I like women." It's an inoffensive sentence from the perspective of any normie, and yet is enough to ruin a tranny's day. Maybe even a whole week.

 

[Fungible penis]

My blood pressure is always high 140 or above

Kiwi pals, we love to laugh at pooners, it's what they are placed in this earth for. However if you , dear pal, test your BP with arm cuff things when at the pharmacy for a giggle, and it's reliably 140 or higher, please see a doctor as soon as you can.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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It's a giant ugly tranny cirkle jerk. They are reassuring each other & repeating their tranny cult rules over and over again. Lesbians know that they aren't attracted to men, They see this crap and either laugh/are horrified or both. But they aren't believing it.

The best way to turn down a tranny is to keep it simple

"I'm a JK Rowling fan."