Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Minor sperging: Why not just use the full-size one in your kitchen? Are your houses so large that it is so far? This has me puzzled, genuinely.

Convenience.

I had a friend who said he would tell long rambling stories that went nowhere. Claimed they used soap opera plots and broke down in tears at the end. They seemed to think it was effective because they never got a ticket.

I have my own method to avoid tickets.

Where I am, you can go 80 on a 65 freeway, and most cops won't bother you unless they're having a really crappy day and want to punish you for it. I do it all the time going past their usual hiding spots, and never been stopped for it.

No thanks. I like 65. I'm not in a hurry to get to my shit job.

 

[AltisticRight]

I’m going to order a butter dish with a cop in a Denny’s.

And store it in my mini fridge, which is sitting on my tripod.

 

[dustnight]

And store it in my mini fridge, which is sitting on my tripod.

I'd just let the waitress hold it for me tbh

 

[Pizdec]

I’m going to order a butter dish with a cop in a Denny’s.

I feel like Rackets meant to say Dunken Donuts or some donut joke, but his mangled brain made him say Denny's. Racket's is never wrong, so he kept going with it, and Kirk just sat through it to remind himself never to day drink.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

he's bound and determined to ram Steven Hawking down everybody's throat for some reason.

its a very "b era" 4chan reference in my mind, like everything screams 2005 to me. no one was thinking Steven Hawking or Chuck Norris jokes were cute by 2014. and especially not now a decade later. Nick's entire persona and look is like someone trying to act like how he thinks people thought what being cool or funny was in 2005

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

It's 2018, pre-balldo rekieta, in a world where AI came early.

https://suno.com/song/2beb1107-a6c9-4d6c-b7c3-7fd53d1b8016

He's a swifty you know.

 

[genericwhitemale]

It's kind of unfortunate that Kirk has one of the most homosexual voices on a man I've ever heard because it makes hin sound like he's whining about le hecking racism even when I 100% side with him on Rekieta being a slimy cunt.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is damn funny.

You know what's not funny?

 

[northstar747]

. Nick's entire persona and look is like someone trying to act like how he thinks people thought what being cool or funny was in 2005

did he join a swingers cult and somehow they did a botched ritual and hes now channeling the spirt of lowtax?

 

[sixart]

Kurt's high IQ which is probably why he used to drink too much and sperged out at fat married mom who suggested he flirt at public businesses with women to meet someone (he would be tazed)

he farmed away and is actually further along in his redemption arc than rackets who marginally held onto things with Kurt when others were alienated by his sexually frustrated rage

ancient history but during the Depp era Kurt was one of the karens that jumped on with Bytes to ouster DUIguy for soyfacing in the courtroom - the propriety politics he was party to whipped him in the face months later - in Kurt's defense he and the other legalfags prioritized their standing as court officials and didn't want to jeopardize their own shit at all, so they were completely allergic to any Humanity from DUIguy

 

[daffodils]

You also need to take criticism and then actually learn from it.

He probably doesn't get much criticism from people whose opinion he cares about. When Aaron Imholte talks about that comedy show from last year, he never fails to mention how great Nick was. The closest he has come to criticism is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Re8xMwItUk&t=11414s

Was there a firm announcement with timeslots?

No, "4-5 shows a week" was all he said.

So assuming those are just his main shows he has now promised 16-20 of those for May, plus 14 Locals streams, plus two podcasts of unannounced number of episodes that may or may not count towards the Locals streams, plus another podcast if Dick takes pity on him.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

 

[Guntkvd]

It's kind of unfortunate that Kirk has one of the most homosexual voices on a man I've ever heard because it makes hin sound like he's whining about le hecking racism even when I 100% side with him on Rekieta being a slimy cunt.

Nick wants to transition into stand-up so badly.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

Yikes looks at those veins pop. Grandma level of veiny here.

 

[AltisticRight]

Looks like someone had a shower call with Balldo, he unfollowed the Russian (or whatever) BDSM paraphernalia merchant who also has an OnlyFans.

Related post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17632861


Very shameful, Balldo. Very shameful.

It's not too late to PULL UP. Reward yourself with a drink!

Looks like some mean comments were hidden. I hope your charity raises a million dollars.

Meh.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

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From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

wtf is on her chest? A henna/tattoo or are those scars?

 

[East_Clintwood]

wtf is on her chest? A henna/tattoo or are those scars?

Her dogshit regular tattoo

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Another lie. Nicki does talk to cops.

Fucking retard of course admits guilt and gabs with the cop.

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From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

What an unflattering picture.

 

[Bowiotronic]

Lady Rackets is reverting back to her Skaven phenotype, yes-yes.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

The citing officer is named Joshua.

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Nice.

It would be funnier still if there were one additional O and he were were pulled over by Joshua Moonson.

Hello, my name is Officer Joshua Moon. Uh, I mean... Sun. MoonSun? Monson. Yes, that'll do.
Do you know why I pulled you over today? It's because I need more content for my stream.
Uh. What I meant to say is, "I am discontent with your speed."