Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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On a whim I decided to find out what science channel trash he has featured in and so went to his IMDB page. It appears a scallywag has been having some fun with it.

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Also I found out about the shitty comedy short he featured in which was discussed a couple years back here
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Anyway, in honor of 3K day i'm gonna take a gander at that piece of shit ancient aliens knockoff he was in...lets see what his first appearence is...
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....how very appropriate.

Anyway here follows my thoughts as I watch this shit on max sped-speed
  • fuck my ass this is fucking unwatchable even at 3x speed. This is literally the shit you would hear snippets of in a GTA game as some over the top caricature of shitty television. Fat has yet to appear 3 minutes in
  • Eyy as we come close to 4 mins the pig makes his entrance mumbling about the oort cloud
  • aaaaaaand fuck this im bailing. Not even 10 minutes in to a 43 minute episode and its now babbling about how humans sucked into black holes will become immortal lucid dreamers
 
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ZipDisk said:
I am against Patrick being banned from cons.

I want him at every scifi convention possible, and I want him to be forced to wear his old farscape peacekeeper outfit.

As a cautionary tale to aspiring writers.

It's funny because danger hairs would have no reference to farscape and just call Patrick a leather nazi.

Boomia goes too far with the pig touching. Sitting in the courtroom and staring at Pig is fine. Passing out stickers? not so much. Don't Feed Patrick.
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If he didn't want to be banned he shouldn't have lied about a bomb scare. He did it on himself.
 
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I think fatrick's speed is more casting himself as a victim of a hoax rather than the perpetrator, despite all the shenanigans with the swat calls.

He's the balloon, not the boy.

I'd even go so far as to say he isn't swatting himself, but is comporting himself as a fat whining shit. (And he totally marked up his blinds and his motorbike)
 
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ZipDisk said:
It's funny because danger hairs would have no reference to farscape and just call Patrick a leather nazi.
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They should watch Farscape then.

And then know that the PKs are more or less just leather nazis.

Aside from that I was completely independently looking at Penguicon last night, saw the tranny GoH quit and went 'huh, wonder what that's about'. ...it was Pat. Of course it was Pat.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Did the fucking subhuman reply three times to the same comment with three identical posts?
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Threads is gay but the indicators on the side probably mean it is slightly different reply. I think.

Then he was so proud of it he posted it separately, too.

It could be that he does use an autoposter and it’s finally supporting threads and he’s tuning it.
 
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Pendulous Dong said:
The fact that he did a panel at Gencon is goddamn incredible. Somehow the biggest tabletop gaming convention out there didn't screen Fatrick and learn that he has literally no connection to tabletop gaming.
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Remember that's the degenerated shitcon that if Gary Gygax were still alive, they'd ban him because reasons.
 
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RussianParasite said:
No, stalker. That did not occur.
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Hush baby infant child, your mouth is doing that thing where it keeps opening itself up. Normal people do NOT act like this, you really need to get that checked out. No child, you will not ask questions, I did not give you permission to speak, this conversation is over.
 
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