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"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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Positive streams from now on. Poz vibes only.
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Null will pozload our negholes
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I have something for the reddit segment!
A two-part story from our friends over in /r/velvethippos!
This woman excitedly posted pictures of her newest MURDER MUTT!
Archive
She made a follow-up thread a few hours later. I don't want to spoil it for you....
Archive
A two-part story from our friends over in /r/velvethippos!
This woman excitedly posted pictures of her newest MURDER MUTT!
Archive
She made a follow-up thread a few hours later. I don't want to spoil it for you....
Archive
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lol, 100% of the comments are blaming her for not doing enough research, not introducing the dogs correctly, etc. They're also PLEADING with her not to take the dumb fucking mongrel piece of shit back for rehoming because it will 100% be put down for being aggressive.
I love the name Velvet Hippos. Hippos have the highest kill count in the animal kingdom because people think they're cute.
these people are actually fucking nuts holy shit
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You wasted a perfectly good copy of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
like an uncultured pleb. You should have strapped it to tannerite and shot it out of the sky with a 12 gauge on your first day back on US soil. 
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Do you really not know how to avoid this?
Step 1: Download a dating (non-hookup) app
Step 2: Set your preferences to look for people who subscribe to your religion and who want a guy who subscribes to their religion
Step 3: Look at your narrowed options and match with normal women with jobs
It's so simple. Who would have guessed that you can find plenty of normal, wholesome, unmodified women by cutting out everyone who (1) doesn't care about religion and (2) doesn't have a job?
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Pretty sure that importing that shit in my luggage would be a sex crime in most of the world.
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Pff no you just meet a nice woman at the auto parts store, like a regular medium smart person would.
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One of the bigger north American anime conventions was in Baltimore. At the time I was a teenager living in rural Maryland and all my friends were cringy gamer nerds (I was as well), so every year we got a hotel room in the big city and attended Otakon. We got trashed, did drugs and humped chicks. It was like Vegas to our dumb teenaged selves.
One thing Otakon did was put on a showing of the notorious cringy hentai movie (anime porn, for the normal people out there) Bible Black. The room was dark and we'd go see it because it was hilarious and cringy. Nowadays as a more thoughtful adult, I realize that while most of the attendees of that event were there for laughs, there were probably at least a few beating off in the dark room.
I think about this sometimes.
One thing Otakon did was put on a showing of the notorious cringy hentai movie (anime porn, for the normal people out there) Bible Black. The room was dark and we'd go see it because it was hilarious and cringy. Nowadays as a more thoughtful adult, I realize that while most of the attendees of that event were there for laughs, there were probably at least a few beating off in the dark room.
I think about this sometimes.
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@Null maybe some funny music will cheer you up. I recently made a Suno album (and yes it has a BMJ song). I think it turned out rather nice, all things considered.
My original post with mp3s
bandcamp
My original post with mp3s
bandcamp
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I was on the verge of taking a fucking a hammer to this thing. Fuck you gas station, I'm already paying out the ass for fucking gas I don't want to listen to you gay ass ads.
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press all the buttons around it, that mutes it supposedly
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or.. OR.. get this... he could "go outside" (wherever that may be)
as I've grown older I think more and more that no joke is ever fully a joke, you had to be thinking about it before you said it, I've noticed with so many twitter unmaskings on the farms that people almost universally joke about what scares them in themselves (what coomers! So ridiculous! I would never beat off to cartoons)
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being constantly bombarded with advertisements makes me think Uncle Ted was right about this technology crap
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I heard a story once that the suicide hotline has ads play over the hold line if they're backed up. I never called them and checked but it sounds too crazy and insane and callous to be true.
The mental image of listening to a Bounty commercial about soft absorbent paper towels while deep throating a 45 and crying is too strong in my mind.
The mental image of listening to a Bounty commercial about soft absorbent paper towels while deep throating a 45 and crying is too strong in my mind.
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Whenever a gas station plays an audible ad, I push buttons until I find which one mutes it (usually the second one down on the right side) and label it with a pen for the next people that come along.
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Apparently someone superchatted on a car stream about “their buddy from Serbia” moving back to the states. And wondering what car is “glowie proof”.
They suggested a 4Runner, Tacoma , Ford Ranger, Dodge Ram and a Dakota lmao
They suggested a 4Runner, Tacoma , Ford Ranger, Dodge Ram and a Dakota lmao