Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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For context: The KC is roasting Idubbz and Anisa's podcast and Ian is recounting a story from his childhood where he ran into a pedophile. The chat started siding with the pedo so Ashton and Andy put up a poll to see who the audience liked more. For what it's worth, the KC disavowed.
 
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In this cursed page i want to say that: asstonne please stop with the RTU watch-alongs, it is played through, you are beating on a dead sea lion at this point, Ali jamal and icuckz segments are so much more fun.


I feel that you guys are better at impromptu roasting people for simply being the way they are, and when they are just doing their thing.
The best segments is when they roast people that share vices with them and as an extension with the audience (us) .

* That hilarious episode when asston roasted the completionist for being fat for the entire duration of the show.
* Bossman/rakieta with the gambling and substance abuse that both of the hosts can relate to.
* Icuckz with this simpery and awkwardness with girls, asstonne is rizzless and andy is hilariously simpy as shown on dms, also we the audience are not the biggest chads either.
* ali jamal with the weebness, neither of the guys are weebs but I think much of the audience has a supressed little weeb inside them which makes it hilarious to watch.


All-in-all im not saying anything new, yeah we like lolcows because there is a tiny little piece of their character sitting suppressed inside us.
What im saying is that RTU is super boring and you guys just watching this walrus trying to refute and counter argue the same allegations and having this asynchronous indirect fight is boring, the best way to deal with this is to just panel up and bloodsport on lolcow live or whatever.
 
I thought I'd check out last nights Casino... almost 5 hours on RTU.
Is this what the majority of their audience wants? Because he just seems like a nothing burger. I'll admit it was funny when RTU's Mom leaned in through the door "Rich you can play on the internet later but you have to put your daughter to bed" but aside from that I just don't get the appeal. They're trying to find their new Ethan Ralph & Fuentes so the show can keep going at its current momentum but this guy aint it, he's boring with boring takes.
If the content isn't there then maybe don't do back to back shows.
1 or 2 shows a week with funny curated content is better than 18 hours of guff in a week.
 
RTU is just another failure-cow in the Wings / DSP / Boogie / KidBehindACamera sphere, a sad old man from early YouTube that somehow manages to have better luck maintaining a cult hate-following than maintaining a sustainable career.

I imagine there's some funny shit to cover with Rich, but I just cannot for the life of me bring myself to give a single flying fuck about him, or any of these types of cows really. They're all the types where I find it such a bore to read up on or keep up with them that it's infinitely more interesting to look into the people in the sphere around the cows than the actual cows themselves.
 
RTU is just another failure-cow in the Wings / DSP / Boogie / KidBehindACamera sphere, a sad old man from early YouTube that somehow manages to have better luck maintaining a cult hate-following than maintaining a sustainable career.

I imagine there's some funny shit to cover with Rich, but I just cannot for the life of me bring myself to give a single flying fuck about him, or any of these types of cows really.
All most of these people deserve are 5-10 minute segments in a significantly larger show. Extract the funny nuggets from their tragic streams from last week or this week.
A four hour watch along of a 20 minute RTU is madness...
 
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Firstly, I like the RTU stuff. For 2 fucking years all these guys had was ralph and fuentes meanwhile everyone was saying they needed to widen the deck, they are finally doing it and some of these old RTU videos are bizarre and hilarious.

Secondly, they are clearly going at RTU with constant dedicated segments because he has shown himself to directly respond to them in the past and so it’s very likely to produce even more fresh and dynamic content if he openly melts down. It’s an easy reel for them to cast out and is more likely than any of the other regulars to pay off. He is a very lucrative combination of obsessive watching everything about himself and desperate for new audience and attention.

Thirdly, I hate that I have to do anything even appearing to defend the KC here, but the clip channel makes it much more watchable and I still have hope the drama over the collapse of this show will make sitting on the ride worth it. The people here coming around to andy remind me of those who came around to him during the “retarded phoenix” arc and even before that. He has a natural talent for garnering good will and sympathy for his retardation then squandering it by revealing his barely concealed ego. The show is in a better spot right now but for those who might think they are genuinely warming to the stuttering tard just remember this when it all comes around again. Ashton once made a distinct promise regarding warski and nothing spoken into existence ever truly dies so long as anyone remembers it.
 
I thought I'd check out last nights Casino... almost 5 hours on RTU.
Is this what the majority of their audience wants? Because he just seems like a nothing burger. I'll admit it was funny when RTU's Mom leaned in through the door "Rich you can play on the internet later but you have to put your daughter to bed" but aside from that I just don't get the appeal. They're trying to find their new Ethan Ralph & Fuentes so the show can keep going at its current momentum but this guy aint it, he's boring with boring takes.
If the content isn't there then maybe don't do back to back shows.
1 or 2 shows a week with funny curated content is better than 18 hours of guff in a week.
There are a couple of RTU nuggets, but it's mostly boring to me and I tune out quick. For my non-existent donor, the Anisa/Idubbz content is their best stuff at the moment. The commentary is on point and it's fun to see how this evil BPD bitch has cucked Ian. I'd rather them spend 4 hours on that
 
Tardski's newest annoying crutch is the severe increase in the clapping. Every ten seconds it's *clap clap clap* often with declaring that it's a "Negative clap" and/or one of his signature "WOOOOO" yells. He's also doing his retarded owl impression more and more with his "HOOOO HOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO" overdone laugh.

Send him to Guantanamo already, both to be a prisoner and to serve as a torture device to extract information from jihadists.
 
Whenever I read this thread I'm always shocked how the main complaint isn't constant dono interruptions.

I like Andy's tard yelling if it's about what they're watching. Hell, I'd take them talking about anything other than money/subs/donos. It makes the show truly unwatchable.

I think if they removes this element, we would all have less annoyance with the other things.
 
Tardski's newest annoying crutch is the severe increase in the clapping. Every ten seconds it's *clap clap clap* often with declaring that it's a "Negative clap" and/or one of his signature "WOOOOO" yells. He's also doing his retarded owl impression more and more with his "HOOOO HOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO" overdone laugh.

Send him to Guantanamo already, both to be a prisoner and to serve as a torture device to extract information from jihadists.
I noticed they stopped doing the “SHEEEEEEEEESH” ever since Ali Jamal ear-raped them with a loud high pitched “SHEEEEEEEEESH” during one of the moments they covered him
 
666 pages TWU. A couple points. They and at large other streamers need to figure out a better way to implement super chats. It disrupts the show and almost never adds anything, its mostly just para-social garbage or ball washing. I've already complained about tardski and his noises previously but holy god, please just stop. I tuned in last night for a diverse show with some mersh content, instead we get 4hrs of repeating the same stuff over this RTU guy. I could see spending an hour, but after that they needed to move on. As far as paying to skip content, thats just greedy. Some of us tune in for spic fuentes or mersh. Instead we get cobra loops about idubbz and RTU. We get it tardski your "sober", time to move on if you don't want that image anymore then stop with all the drug talk. If your into fitness convince you morbidly obese cohost to get healthy or he'll die before you burn this show down too.
 
Watching the last clip with reviewtech calling Andy low T with reviewtech sitting at 450lbs, dying YouTube career, hasn't seen the inside of gym in 20 yrs trying to get sympathy was wild.

Reviewtech really isn't making himself look good with the moralising and pity party. Poor rich don't we know he's such a good guy
 
Watching the last clip with reviewtech calling Andy low T with reviewtech sitting at 450lbs, dying YouTube career, hasn't seen the inside of gym in 20 yrs trying to get sympathy was wild.

Reviewtech really isn't making himself look good with the moralising and pity party. Poor rich don't we know he's such a good guy
I'm convinced Rich is going the Rekieta route of destroying your career and alienating your friends/family, but instead of through alcohol it'll be through girly drinks with THC in them
 
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