Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
I found a case report about a woman who self-inflicted lesions on both legs, resulting in necrotic ulcers, that I think might be interesting to people in this thread (or, at least, it reminded me of Kelly and I had to check where the authors worked to be sure it wasn't a very early Kelly presentation).

The leg ulcers, with hilariously unnecessary arrows.
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Apparently this type of factitious disorder is common enough that it has a name - Dermatitis artefacta, which they abbreviate as DA.

Relevant excerpt:
A 36-year-old female was transferred to the burn unit with rapidly progressing necrotizing skin lesions on her bilateral distal lower extremities. She reported noting small red-brown lesions on her right lower leg that rapidly progressed within 24 hours into black necrotic plaques, circumferential around both of her lower extremities.

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Due to this extremely atypical presentation, extensive medical records were reviewed to reveal no confirmed diagnosis of PG, vasculitis, vasculopathy, or associated illnesses. Furthermore, medical records revealed an eight-year history of multiple burns and episodes of ulcerating lesions with little corroborating data regarding diagnosis. Psychiatry was consulted and based on the patient’s exam and history, diagnosed her with DA. The patient received a final diagnosis of chemical burn, full thickness (third degree) of left and right lower leg, and DA.
 
Apparently this type of factitious disorder is common enough that it has a name - Dermatitis artefacta
I googled this term and saw a picture of a guy that picked at his ballsack :cryblood:

Innyway.

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I wonder if Kelly has had the opportunity to see a specialist like this, a psychodermatologist? I imagine it's not a terribly common specialty.
 
I wonder if Kelly has had the opportunity to see a specialist like this, a psychodermatologist? I imagine it's not a terribly common specialty.

They are slightly more common than you think due to the weirdos who claim Morgellons disease ( the belief that the skin is infected by bugs and other objects like string.) and the obsessive skin picking that can come with Meth use.
 
I’m Canadian born and raised and the entirely of my career in the medical field has taken place in Canada and I have to say, I’ve never personally know MAID to be offered to someone.
The MAID thing started as a meme, but as with every other meme, there are retards who can't understand sarcasm or jokes. In this very thread I saw a couple people malding because Canada is a hellhole where everyone and their children are offered MAID for the flu, like legit rage posting, and a ton of agrees.
 
The MAID thing started as a meme, but as with every other meme, there are retards who can't understand sarcasm or jokes. In this very thread I saw a couple people malding because Canada is a hellhole where everyone and their children are offered MAID for the flu, like legit rage posting, and a ton of agrees.
I apologize for assuming incorrectly. I think I got the idea that it was offered to people off Twitter. That seems to be the impression most critics of it that I see in various places on the web. As an ignorant retard American (but I repeat myself), I'm afraid I just took their words at face value.

I do actually feel a lot better about MAID knowing that doctors aren't telling people "i dunno why don't you kys". So I appreciate the people who said I was wrong. I love the Farms, because people here tend to care about being correct rather than just sensational.
 
Adding to the MAID discussion in Canada. It is as bad as people say. A quadrepeligic man was left on a stretcher in a hospital hallway for 95 hours because there were no beds available. He developed a bedsore down to the bone and is now seeking MAID. That’s in Quebec, but in BC where Kelly lives our healthcare got so bad the province started sending people to Bellingham, WA for cancer treatment. Despite this, wait times for cancer treatment have only increased and this man has opted to proceed with MAID instead. A young woman in Calgary has ‘da mentulz’ and instead of seeking psychological treatment she’s pulling the ultimate munchie move of MAID.

It’s really hard to not overstate how absolutely assfucked the last couple generations have made Canada. None of these problems are new, a surprise, a mistake, or developed suddenly—not even in the last decade. For instance, our national healthcare in the 70s-80s was funded in part by revenue from our Federally owned gas/fuel stations—which at that time extracted and processed oil all within Canada instead of sending so much to the US to be refined then we buy it back. Various Federal governments on both sides have privatized public assets and its showing no sign of stopping. At the end of the day Canadians will continue to figuratively and literally pay the price

Anyway I’ll stop spergin, but the situation is beyond parody
 
what if they just forced her to wear mittens? like the kind they use for dementia patients? or bdsm?
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It's not invasive, and probably isn't any more or less care than she's already getting, it just takes away her fingernails.
She would beat herself to the point of compartment syndrome, thus requiring medical attention. Munchies gonna munch.
She wants attention, obviously. But there is also something horrifically wrong with her brain. It’s almost like her lizard brain is missing.
You young whippersnappers have gotten so used to internet munchies (who are more prone to write lies and stage photos for online sympathy) that you've no idea how hardcore og doctor attention seeking munchies can go. These types can and do extreme things for medical attention that can and does kill them.

Hell, even the gains goblin fit vegan ginger munchied herself into intestinal surgery then kept fucking with the stoma to the point where her intestines were falling out in public.
 
I found the solution to Kellys problems.
It turns out, the pesky veterinarians have already figured this out.

Make it bigger, put it on in reverse under her shoulders and fix it in place with a titanium belt or whatever in the back - that way she couldn't really reach it.

Boom. Problem solved lmao

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I found the solution to Kellys problems.
It turns out, the pesky veterinarians have already figured this out.

Make it bigger, put it on in reverse under her shoulders and fix it in place with a titanium belt or whatever in the back - that way she couldn't really reach it.

Boom. Problem solved lmao

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My cat figured out how to pull her cone off within an hour of being fixed. Kelly would do the same.
 
Anyway I’ll stop spergin, but the situation is beyond parody
I’ll just speak for myself, but I could listen to this all day.
In America, that quadriplegic man would sue the hospital for eleventy billion dollars and win, and rightly so. In Canada he gets to fucking kill himself. I’ll provide my own top hats.
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The stump pics posted on the 7th: are those recent? I thought I remember something similar posted last year along with an update from her sister saying the rest of that leg was being removed due to a persistent bone infection.

Speaking of the sister, she recently had a mole or spot removed because it looked iffy. She said it was the first time in her life she'd ever had non-dental stitches. Again, the contrast with Kelly is just amazing. Kelly has no legs, no teeth, and a history of bloodletting, but her identical twin sister just got stitches for the first time in her life-- as a result of a routine dermatology exam.
 
Twenty years ago when I was in my early twenties, around the time teens where either Scene, Emo or Weeaboos and what not, it was cool for people to take pictures of themselves (mostly fake) self-harming and upload them to Myspace and J-rock forums to show how sad and depressed they where. Usually it wasn't anything really bad. But there was this one chick who was literally skinning herself alive. She'd post pictures of herself with huge chunks of her skin in her hands, huge wounds and blood everywhere. I have seen a lot of self-harm since then but this chick is still the worst I have seen. Kelly reminds me of that chick.

Edit: @SpiceyHuman: Holy Shit, that might actually be her. Thanks.

Edit2: Reading the thread, it might have been EmoCutterGirl because I still remember her bathroom tile and how the blood on it looked.
 
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Twenty years ago when I was in my early twenties, around the time teens where either Scene, Emo or Weeaboos and what not, it was cool for people to take pictures of themselves (mostly fake) self-harming and upload them to Myspace and J-rock forums to show how sad and depressed they where. Usually it wasn't anything really bad. But there was this one chick who was literally skinning herself alive. She'd post pictures of herself with huge chunks of her skin in her hands, huge wounds and blood everywhere. I have seen a lot of self-harm since then but this chick is still the worst I have seen. Kelly reminds me of that chick.
You are thinking of "Coldness in my Heart". I beleive she has a thread here.

Edit: Found it.

NSFW/NSFL
 
Adding to the MAID discussion in Canada. It is as bad as people say. A quadrepeligic man was left on a stretcher in a hospital hallway for 95 hours because there were no beds available. He developed a bedsore down to the bone and is now seeking MAID. That’s in Quebec, but in BC where Kelly lives our healthcare got so bad the province started sending people to Bellingham, WA for cancer treatment. Despite this, wait times for cancer treatment have only increased and this man has opted to proceed with MAID instead. A young woman in Calgary has ‘da mentulz’ and instead of seeking psychological treatment she’s pulling the ultimate munchie move of MAID.

It’s really hard to not overstate how absolutely assfucked the last couple generations have made Canada. None of these problems are new, a surprise, a mistake, or developed suddenly—not even in the last decade. For instance, our national healthcare in the 70s-80s was funded in part by revenue from our Federally owned gas/fuel stations—which at that time extracted and processed oil all within Canada instead of sending so much to the US to be refined then we buy it back. Various Federal governments on both sides have privatized public assets and its showing no sign of stopping. At the end of the day Canadians will continue to figuratively and literally pay the price

Anyway I’ll stop spergin, but the situation is beyond parody
The unfortunate people in your examples all asked for MAID. They weren't offered it as soon as they set foot in the doctor's office. So no, it isn't anyway near as bad as they say.

People believe that doctors are offering MAID when patients present with so much as a migraine. They aren't. It's such an outrage causing thought because it is literally too outrageous to be true.

Patients requesting MAID because they aren't getting good care sucks, but it's not the same as doctors offering MAID in lieu of ANY kind of care.
 
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