Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

I know everyone goes on and on about how :heart-full: talented :heart-full: Dave is, but everything he draws is in the same goddamn style. Can he draw and animate something other than weird smurf knock-offs? I mean, it isn't even his own style, as noted earlier in the thread he's heavily immitating the work of other cartoonists here.
 
Found his fleshlight ad. It's... really something.
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Question of the day: Does Shmorky swallow?
You'd imagine swallowing would be mandatory if you were letting someone suck you off instead of paying rent.

Also, not sure what rents are like in the US but I'd be looking for no less than 5 BJs a week to let someone stay rent free.
 
You'd imagine swallowing would be mandatory if you were letting someone suck you off instead of paying rent.

Also, not sure what rents are like in the US but I'd be looking for no less than 5 BJs a week to let someone stay rent free.

He made some weird depressing klurf comic about the whole bj incident, about how he was brutally raped, and it shattered his soul or some shit.

I looked but can't find it right now. Found this though. Some interesting pics and info here that hasn't been posted yet.

https://yuki.la/x/17389919
 
I know everyone goes on and on about how :heart-full: talented :heart-full: Dave is, but everything he draws is in the same goddamn style. Can he draw and animate something other than weird smurf knock-offs? I mean, it isn't even his own style, as noted earlier in the thread he's heavily immitating the work of other cartoonists here.
He's pretty boring and cliched at this point with that and his 90s nostalgia stuff but one thing I think he's good at is animating.

Although it's kind of like Andrew Dobson where he's too much of a narcissist to work with anyone unless he's got complete creative control and everyone involved shares the same SJW groupthink.
 
You'd imagine swallowing would be mandatory if you were letting someone suck you off instead of paying rent.

Also, not sure what rents are like in the US but I'd be looking for no less than 5 BJs a week to let someone stay rent free.

Fuck man, I got stuck paying Shmorky's rent and I didn't even get a blowjob! Shmorky just wasn't a giver in the bedroom, he probably didn't swallow. Also, I just remembered something that I had repressed, but Shmorky would make me jerk him off through a towel like it was some weird orthodox Jewish sex thing only instead of a hole in the towel he would just wrap his dick in it and have me jerk off his towel dick. I guess Shmorky's girldick was just to pure for my filthy cis peasant hands to touch. He actually enjoyed towel play more than actual sex.

Also when he was with blowjob roommate he was living in the slums of Philidelphia, so rent there is pretty cheap, I'd say at least 3 blowjobs a week.

He made some weird depressing klurf comic about the whole bj incident, about how he was brutally raped, and it shattered his soul or some shit.

I looked but can't find it right now. Found this though. Some interesting pics and info here that hasn't been posted yet.

https://yuki.la/x/17389919

I wish I could find that comic he made about his soul-shattering blowjobs for rent experience. And he truly did consider it soul shattering. He told me he was forever broken from that experience and that he'll never be whole again and have to suffer from PTSD and night terrors and suicide thoughts for the rest of his life. It's a fuckin blowjob dude, just listerine your mouth out and get on with your life. He told me he had to call the Suicide Prevention Hotline many times...can you imagine being the operator that night and hearing "I'm ready to end it all!" in that fucking VOICE. "Sir did you just attempt to asphyxiate yourself with helium?" "No ma'am, this is my natural speaking voice, please curb your transmisogyny and respect my pronouns."

This is the comic you're talking about, he has it as a pinned tweet lol.
http://imgur.com/a/jNhvA

Ahh thank you, I'm so glad I get to relive this cancer again. I remember when he first showed it to me, tears in his eyes, saying "Mandy, this is the most personal thing I've ever made, I need to show it to you." Then biting my lip as hard as I could trying not to laugh when I saw these cartoony, klurf-esque drawings depicting "rape".

Speaking of Shmorky crying, he was a big crybaby. He would often start crying at random over NOTHING. I'd ask "Shmorky, why are you crying?" and he'd just say "I DON'T KNOOOOW!" It happened at all the time. I urged him to seek out some kind of mental help or at least TRY medication and he'd tell me medication was just another form of doing drugs and he was SUPER STRAIGHT EDGE XXX. Shmorky lived like a Mormon, he wouldn't even drink coffee or tea because he claimed caffeine of course was just another form of doing drugs. He would scoff at me for my kratom use and occasional weed smoking like he was so pious and pristine, and then of course a neighbor in Washington told me he was hanging out with a meth crowd. Maybe he was so adverse to drugs because he had a meth problem before and recovered? I did convince him to eat an edible once and he FREEEAKED OUT. He was just lying on his bed looking at the ceiling in a state of total terror and mumbling incoherently. It was some funny shit.
 
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Ahh thank you, I'm so glad I get to relive this cancer again. I remember when he first showed it to me, tears in his eyes, saying "Mandy, this is the most personal thing I've ever made, I need to show it to you." Then biting my lip as hard as I could trying not to laugh when I saw these cartoony, klurf-esque drawings depicting "rape".
He cried about that shit?
Man up and suck some dick, nigga.
 
He's pretty boring and cliched at this point with that and his 90s nostalgia stuff but one thing I think he's good at is animating.

Although it's kind of like Andrew Dobson where he's too much of a narcissist to work with anyone unless he's got complete creative control and everyone involved shares the same SJW groupthink.

He was actually capable of drawing really detailed, cool looking shit, but instead of doing that he would just pump out endless Klurf comics which took him all of 10 minutes. He was definitely quantity over quality. It takes no effort to draw a Klurf. Anyone could draw a Klurf, I could draw Klurfs better than he did:

And yes, he would not engage in a project unless he had total creative control, which is why he never got a job at a big network. They would want to make changes and Shmorky wasn't having any of that, and his show ideas were such pozzed SJW shit that they made Steven Universe look tame by comparison.

I'm reading his rape comic over and I feel I must deconstruct this nonsense:

"My Uncle told me I was a burden." - You are a burden, Shmorky. You never netted Lowtax a single dollar while you were working with him but he gave you a job out of charity, which you complained was beneath you and Lowtax was wasting your time. When you lost that job, you were a burden on me, and when I even suggested you get a job you would scream at me that you weren't some "lowly, failed artist that needed to get a day job", you were the great and wonderful Shmorky who would get signed on at a major network and making a gajillion dollars off your magical gender changing wizard show any day now, even though you never made an effort to pitch it to anyone in my entire time with you. Now you're a burden on your poor old parents and most likely blowing through your mom's Waffle House tip money to buy your expensive ass specialty vegan food.

Also Shmorky, you never had hair that good. Who do you think you're fooling with that depiction of you with those long, flowing locks? We've all seen that picture of you with the glasses when you were 22 with your receding ass hairline. You're bald, get over it.

"He didn't need to hurt me, his presence was scary enough." What? Like mine? Like how you said Lowtax was a bully too? Everyone is scary to you Shmorky. It's because you have a severe victim complex.

"He manipulated me, made me feel worthless." Gee, I sure can relate to that. You did it to me all the fucking time.

"He was careful, he didn't leave marks on me." He didn't leave marks on you because you didn't resist, asshole. You sucked him off WILLINGLY. You can't rape the willing.

"My uncle beat me up." Good, you probably deserved it.

"I never told anyone about what happened to me." I really doubt that. You told me about it like the second conversation we ever had together.

Fuck you Shmorky, fuck you for shitting in the face of every person who's ever been actually raped by calling yourself a "rape survivor" because you willingly sucked a dude's dick to stay at his place instead of getting a job. Fuck you for every Patreon and GoFundMe dollar you've conned out of people by tugging on their heartstrings with your manipulative "woe is poor gender dysphoric me" "rape survivor" "domestic abuse survivor" bullshit lies.
 

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shmorky was roommates with the amazing atheist?

I wish. Wouldn't that be an amazing crossover? According to Shmorky, blowjob roommate was "A big, gay, hairy, Jewish Bear." Maybe that's how he learned about towel handjobs? Also Shmorky has NO room to talk about being a big, hairy man.

He cried about that shit?
Man up and suck some dick, nigga.

He cried about everything. He would just burst into tears at random claiming he was having "rape flashbacks" or gender dysphoria or was just really depressed. I remember he cried once because his sports bra didn't fit. When Shmork and I were just home alone he would rarely wear a shirt, and just walk around with his sports bra and girdle on with some shorts. There was something really jarring about seeing a man that big and hairy wearing a bra.
 
Ahh thank you, I'm so glad I get to relive this cancer again. I remember when he first showed it to me, tears in his eyes, saying "Mandy, this is the most personal thing I've ever made, I need to show it to you." Then biting my lip as hard as I could trying not to laugh when I saw these cartoony, klurf-esque drawings depicting "rape".

In that cartoon, he says "he was like a giant compared to me."

This has to be utter bullshit.

I also like how "he was careful not to leave a mark on me."

Since fucking when does giving a blowjob leave a mark?

What hyper-dramatic bullshit. I also bet if his uncle beat him up it was because he acted like you describe him acting to anyone else he lives with. I can't imagine why he hasn't had his ass kicked more frankly.
 
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