Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Even Twice]

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From the rarely used Rekieta Law Facebook page. They look as gaunt as each other.

I know she has some thirst posters in here but my god she legit looks like something out of a horror movie to me. It's kinda crazy how little she resembles her old natural self.

 

[Harm]

Which piece of art did they spend Grandpa Rekieta's money on this time?

Knowing Nick, he found the most expensive painting and then bought it from a scalper for double instead.

Feeding your children $1 cans of slop while you blow over a quarter million dollars on paintings. Thank God for grace, or something.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think just on it's own it might seem pedantic or Karen Farmsy to criticize 80 in a 65. However, he has shown he can't handle that car, he had his kid with him and when he was pulled over at 6:45am he at most had 90 minutes of sleep after streaming that night with JuJu and some others until 4:45am his time, where he started the night drinking on stream.

DUI is on the bingo cards for a reason. It's not "if"... it's "when."

 

[Trianon]

iirc, Kurt said on LegalBytes' Depp-Heard streams that he was triggered by Amber Heard's gaslighting because he'd had a similar relationship where someone he was with just denied, denied, denied things that were blatantly obvious. Kurt started out being neutral until Heard took the stand, and then he said it was taking him back to that time. Of course, his autism could mean that he couldn't abide even face-saving, polite lies, but I wonder if he gets similarly indignant if he pays attention to Nick's frequent "illness" excuses. Everyone knows you're not sick, and if you were, it wouldn't be like this. Must be maddening.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know she has some thirst posters in here but my god she legit looks like something out of a horror movie to me. It's kinda crazy how little she resembles her old natural self.

Whomst the FUCK is thirstposting for Kayla here? Point out the retard so we may laugh at them.

DUI is on the bingo cards for a reason. It's not "if"... it's "when."

I'll remove my encapsulating query marks around 'drunkenly' in the OP if it happens.

Some notes, I discovered there is a 64k character limit per post on the forum. The OP speaks by just under that.

 

[AnOminous]

Knowing Nick, he found the most expensive painting and then bought it from a scalper for double instead.

Feeding your children $1 cans of slop while you blow over a quarter million dollars on paintings. Thank God for grace, or something.

Unlike whitebread-ass nigga Nick, his kids really will be able to say they were raised like hood rats by an absent father and a pille-out mother and had to live on Spaghetti-Os fed to them by the dude their dad was fucking.

He thinks he's living American Beauty but he's actually living something too sleazy even to be a John Waters film.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Spoiler: Standalone Joshua Monson heads

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Spoiler: Standalone Joshua Monson heads

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Let me just grab these real quick. While they don't really fit the vid I'm currently working on, I'm positive these will be useful one day soon.

Nick is the type to say officer Josh literally knee capped his neck, but when asked for details and a suggested action to take, he doesn't want to say, but just wanted you to know it happened.

 

[Not Who You Think]

He probably doesn't get much criticism from people whose opinion he cares about. When Aaron Imholte talks about that comedy show from last year, he never fails to mention how great Nick was. The closest he has come to criticism is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Re8xMwItUk&t=11414s

Aaron Imholte, another subscriber to the loud = funny school of comedy.

That segment you timestamped was interesting. It appears that the Imholtes are yet another couple who use their sex life in a bid for attention on the Internet (see April's chat on the right of the screen).



The Rekieta's and Imholte's seem to hold much in common. They truly deserve each other.

 

[Retink Retunk]

iirc, Kurt said on LegalBytes' Depp-Heard streams that he was triggered by Amber Heard's gaslighting because he'd had a similar relationship where someone he was with just denied, denied, denied things that were blatantly obvious. Kurt started out being neutral until Heard took the stand, and then he said it was taking him back to that time. Of course, his autism could mean that he couldn't abide even face-saving, polite lies, but I wonder if he gets similarly indignant if he pays attention to Nick's frequent "illness" excuses. Everyone knows you're not sick, and if you were, it wouldn't be like this. Must be maddening.

I wonder if that's why he's so obstinate when Balldo makes his gaslighting jokes implying it's Kurt who had the bad faith thoughts and the joke was purely innocent. Knowing that context Balldo is a pretty big piece of shit going back to that kind of bit over and over with him.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

(see April's chat on the right of the screen)

Women who talk like this are truly disgusting.

Edit: Nick claims he would eat 6-10k calories a day and not gain any weight until age 33.
What a....what kind of activities would you have to do to burn that? What kind of natural metabolism would you need to not gain weight on that? How many calories would one have to eat as a child and during puberty to grow if that was true?

 

[Sharpeteer]

(see April's chat on the right of the screen).

He drugs her because she can't finish with him otherwise.

Not that you'd want to though. Just gross people.

 

[Neetorino]

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I belly laughed at this, it's just perfect.

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I love this one the most. It looks like you've found José, Josh's evil twin brother from some telenovella.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: Nick claims he would eat 6-10k calories a day and not gain any weight until age 33.

As usual he's a lying sack and can't even make his dumb lies believable. He didn't have a magic metabolism that somehow converted calories into nothing, any more than some 500 pound Boogie lard lord just magically packs on pounds despite eating normally. At least make up plausible numbers, fucking dickhead.

 

[East_Clintwood]

What a....what kind of activities would you have to do to burn that?

My missus runs fucking marathons and doesn't eat that much while training, hell I'm pretty sure that's serious triathlete territory. Honestly Nick might be the worst fucking liar I've ever seen because, despite being compulsive about it, he doesn't even come close to being believable.

 

[AnOminous]

My missus runs fucking marathons and doesn't eat that much while training, hell I'm pretty sure that's serious triathlete territory. Honestly Nick might be the worst fucking liar I've ever seen because, despite being compulsive about it, he doesn't even come close to being believable.

Just for some reality, a quarter pounder has 420 calories. To get 10,000 calories, you'd have to eat almost 24 quarter pounders a day. That's six pounds of meat plus the buns. What a pathetic drunken liar.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Edit: Nick claims he would eat 6-10k calories a day and not gain any weight until age 33.
What a....what kind of activities would you have to do to burn that? What kind of natural metabolism would you need to not gain weight on that? How many calories would have to eat as a child and during puberty to grow if that was true?

0 chance that Nick ever hit the low end of the range. Strongmen, who do physical working out to inhuman limits, eat 10k calories a day and it's disgusting to watch them eat.

I've maintained a 3-4k calorie diet before when I was doing very intensive cario based labor, it sucked ass to find that much to eat. Two of my go to meals when I was low for the day were, 3 McDoubles, large fries, large soda, 2000~ calories or a large dominos pizza 2200~ calories.. All of these sucked to choke down and my gut would be bursting afterwards. No way Nick could ever polished off 3 to 5 of those meals throughout the day.

Here's an example of a 12k calorie day

 

[Bepis]

Women who talk like this are truly disgusting.

Edit: Nick claims he would eat 6-10k calories a day and not gain any weight until age 33.
What a....what kind of activities would you have to do to burn that? What kind of natural metabolism would you need to not gain weight on that? How many calories would one have to eat as a child and during puberty to grow if that was true?

Michael Phelps claimed to be eating 8000-10000 calories a day while training for the Olympics. You'd think someone who lies as much as Nick would know how to tell a believable one.

 

[AnOminous]

0 chance that Nick ever hit the low end of the range. Strongmen, who do physical working out to inhuman limits, eat 10k calories a day and it's disgusting to watch them eat.

Another group that eats 10k a day (or as much as twice that) is sumo wrestlers, who are actual athletes as well.

But Nick, of all humans in the world, has a metabolism that defies the physical law of conservation of matter.

You'd think someone who lies as much as Nick would know how to tell a believable one.

He hates you and everyone in his audience and has such utter contempt for everyone else he thinks he can just make up whatever brain-pickled bullshit he likes and people will just believe it. He might be right considering how few people in his retard audience questioned his "107 degree fever" lie.

 

[AltisticRight]

0 chance that Nick ever hit the low end of the range. Strongmen, who do physical working out to inhuman limits, eat 10k calories a day and it's disgusting to watch them eat.

I've maintained a 3-4k calorie diet before when I was doing very intensive cario based labor, it sucked ass to find that much to eat. Two of my go to meals when I was low for the day were, 3 McDoubles, large fries, large soda, 2000~ calories or a large dominos pizza 2200~ calories.. All of these sucked to choke down and my gut would be bursting afterwards. No way Nick could ever polished off 3 to 5 of those meals throughout the day.

Here's an example of a 12k calorie day

I'm showing the video of him snapping the linguine to an Italian friend. Make sure you watch the news tomorrow, Mussolini will look like an episode of Teletubbies.