Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Rick The Stick]

The best way to turn down a tranny is to keep it simple. "I like women." It's an inoffensive sentence from the perspective of any normie, and yet is enough to ruin a tranny's day. Maybe even a whole week.

The best way to turn down a tranny is actually "fuck off, tranny". Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Did they? I didn't know that, I know they sent help with military forces but I never knew why. Is that why they also helped in Afghanistan in the late 70s?

Spoiler: OT USSR/Afghanistan nutshell

Yes.

More specifically but missing 90% of the twists and turns, so apologies if the sequence isn't perfect:

The USSR supported the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan/ People's Democratic Party of Afghanistan, a marxist-leninist faction, which formed around 1965. Infighting between moderates (Parcham), who wanted common cause with other leftists, and extremists (Khalq), who wanted military revolution, ensued, with the Khalq group, led by Hafizullah Amin, coming to leadership and Parchams in many cases expelled to the USSR/Eastern Bloc. The Soviet Union supported/bankrolled anti-Amin efforts (he was killed in 1979 in a bloody Soviet-backed palace coup; this was Yuri Andropov's work, and Amin had been poisoned on Soviet direction previously; they also tried to kill him via sniper) and installed someone from the pro-Soviet Parcham (Karmal). Back in power, the Parchams claimed they were in the national-democratic stage of Marxism (they later moved toward Afghani nationalism). In 1979 the USSR combined with the pro-Soviet Afghani (Parcham) government against the mujahideen insurrectionists.

So yes, they have supported Marxist efforts all over the place. The soviet-afghan war was considered a proxy war btw the US and the USSR, representing self-determination/ democracy (or at least any alternative to Marxist or communist power) vs USSR/marxism/communism. Conflicts in Africa were often similarly proxied conflicts.

 

[TismFarmer]

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"I take it your autistic"

Hi Sweetie!
Did you lose your caregiver?
Do you need me to help you find them?

 

[Lord Hypnos]

Yeah, trying to work out what kind of breakdown because it’s so OTT. Theories:

1) Manic episode in true and honest bipolar 1. If so, he needs to be committed and medicated/shocked but prolly won’t happen since involuntary commitment apparently is genocide nowadays, so just get some sleep.
2) One hell of a cocaine binge. Get some sleep.
3) Decompensated BPD. Get some sleep.
4) All of the above. Yes, get some sleep.

And for the love of everything that is holy LOG THE FUCK OFF.
Or stay online, this is fun.

What's weird is that he's never had issues with mania or schizophrenia or whatever the fuck is going on before. Can that sort of shit just pop up at 30? My understanding is that it usually develops more in the early twenties.

Of course, the fact that he's pumping himself full of oestrogen can't help.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

I like this idea that the only preferences you're allowed to have are those that emerge out of your subconscious with no external influences. I've seen this in other places too and it's kind of hilarious, this idea that there is some sort of pure soul that if not for the corrupting influence of the world would be totally into chicks with dicks.

The concept of a tabula rasa is integral to a lot of queer/marxist/gnostic bullshit, as though a soulless, sexless blank slate is both realistic and an ideal to strive for. There is no being without being, your experiences are what make you human.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

What's weird is that he's never had issues with mania or schizophrenia or whatever the fuck is going on before. Can that sort of shit just pop up at 30? My understanding is that it usually develops more in the early twenties.

Of course, the fact that he's pumping himself full of oestrogen can't help.

First manic episode in bipolar disorder can definitely present itself late in life, even in the sixth decade. Usually there have been plenty of depressive episodes before that though and everyone has assumed the patient has major depressive disorder. Schizophrenia (which he is not displaying symptoms of) usually develops in late adolescence or early adulthood, but isolated psychotic episodes can occur whenever and are usually caused by external factors such as drugs, insomnia, depression/extreme stress, rare immunological reactions etc.

This guy is pretty coherent while obviously insane so I’m on the fence about his diagnosis. Right now I’m leaning 65-35 for BPD crisis or manic episode. I’m intrigued, honestly.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

The restroom dilemma.

Why do these people always have 3+ pronouns, nonbinary, trans and whatever te fuck a AMAB is. God it sounds like like some kinda transformer part,
Me at the parts store: yea I need a "NonBinary Trans AMAB for a Double barrel Holly Carburetor", bet that will sound good with my "Binary Starlet MTF Flowmasters"

First manic episode in bipolar disorder can definitely present itself late in life,

Small PL but The depression cycle gets alot worse as you get into your 30s, and I swear the mania seems to go away by your 40s. I remember in my early 20s man those Manias beat any drug on the market and after a year or two you could kinda keep track of them, like I always went into Mania in the Spring/Summer and started Depression in the Fall/Winter. I can't even remember the last time I would say I had a good Mania episode.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIP(Think its a TIM judging from the comment at the end.)claims that their friend got gender dysphoria from being called she/her on a VR game, and now knows what its like to be trans.Can we get a "That Totally Happened" here?

 

[The Noticer]

That has to be (one of) the most asinine mantras they repeat.

Um excuse me sweaty, hot dogs are dogs. It's literally in the name.

Buddy if you have no bottom dysphoria then how the fuck can you claim to feel like a lesbian woman?

I believe this rebuttal is what they call "truscum"

WTF is girl horny? Any female Kiwisisters could help explain?

I have no idea what the fuck "phantom vagina feel" means but I'm also going to guess it's a boner.

"girl horny" and the associated "female orgasm" refers to the faggot wanting to get fucked in the ass, which I assume is also where said phantom vagina is located.

The core property of womanhood is being a fuckhole, the rest follows from there.

 

[Pig Cups]

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"I take it your autistic"

Laugh in his face like Dudley Moore in the opening scene of Arthur (1981)?

 

[Gar For Archer]

They seem to think adding some bolt-on balls is like adding a video card to your PC. I've noticed it in a lot of different people describing getting some balls, tits, even a slit. Are we failing at teaching these kids?

It basically boils down to cargo cult-tier worshipping of The Science. Even smart people will at best only have a surface-level understanding of things that aren’t in or adjacent to their field of expertise, for the vast majority of normie shitters modern medicine and technology might as well be actual magic. They literally lack the intellectual capacity to understand even the basics of how these things work, so of course they’re not going to understand the limitations either.

I’m not even kidding, if you want to understand this mindset just replace science/medicine with “magic” and scientist/doctor with “wizard”. Typically, in fictional magic systems, anything is possible unless explicitly ruled out. Realize that this is how the vast majority of normies view science/medicine/modern technology.

 

[neverendingmidi]

WTF is girl horny? Any female Kiwisisters could help explain?

Just translate it as "pornsick". Whether they think girls in porn aren't faking their orgasms, or whether they think "ahegao" face really happens, it's all porn sickness where they think it's wonderful to be a woman being fucked.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Not a single lesbian actually responded to this post, lol.

Edit: I messed up my quote for some reason. I was replying to @Idk1990 's post

I can remember decades ago when it was not uncommon for men to make crude jokes about how they could totally be the world's best lesbian, and everyone would laugh because of how intrinsically absurd and nonsensical that idea is. Or how some men might claim that they could "cure" any lesbian because their problem is they haven't had the right dick yet, and his is apparently the one that is capable of curing their homosexuality. Everyone used to pretty well universally roll their eyes at these (often drunk) men and ignore it with the implicit understanding they were either making a dumb joke, or ignorant douchebags bitter that they can't get laid. In fact, I'm pretty sure those guys are half the reason lesbian bars were a thing.

Point is, nothing original is being expressed here, the only difference is that they're serious. There is now a sizable group of coombrained losers pooling their man-hours spent concocting insane troll logic that means nobody can refuse to fuck them and homosexuals who categorically refuse to by default are especially morally unforgivable. Social media and grievance culture threw lighter fluid on a lot of retarded ideas and this happens to be one that caught a spark and burst into flames of entitled stupidity. It's bad for women and for gays it can't be much better. Not that troon shit is really good for anybody.

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"I take it your autistic"

"Nice to meet you, good sir, but there's been an emergency and it appears I am urgently needed elsewhere." Then turn around 360 degrees and moonwalk away

 

[Your_deadname_here]

WTF is girl horny? Any female Kiwisisters could help explain?

You know just like any woman. You're at the center of a hormonal maelstrom, and you go completely primal whore. It's the kind of horny where you should invite rape. Uwu.


Here is another, "What fell out of my ditch" posts followed by the requisite "Totally normal" hugbox diagnosis.

 

[Screamer_2]

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Point is, nothing original is being expressed here, the only difference is that they're serious.

It's one of the things I don't fully grasp. It seemed like overnight all the things considered bad got repackaged as being completely fine. Not just that, you're virtuous and good for saying and thinking the bad thing.

Lesbians just need a good dicking. Enforce strict gender stereotypes. White people are just inherently better through privilege. Men's rights trump cis womans. There are so many examples. The bit that confuses me the political side that was most likely to call those things out and led to progress ended up adopting them with the new ideologies. How did that happen?

Is it just things people a circle and the further they progressed if just ended up back at the beginning?

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Doctor Troon is still circling the drain of depression asking for validation of their decision to wreck their family on Reddit. Lost everything, but feels he made the right decision!

It seems heyyyemily_pink has 42%ed his Reddit profile.

Nigga you are a fucking grown man with grown children. Stop asking Reddit for validation and fix your life.

 

[stupid frog]

How is someone a lesbian if they don't like vaginas?

Because these SJW retards have decided lesbian means you like anyone BUT cis men.
You get access to everyone else.

 

[ScooterL]

Glorious Communist Utopia under Comrade Lennon

Troon communism is exactly the same as Lennon communism. The main goal is to lie in bed and fester while other people do all the work for them.

I have no idea what the fuck "phantom vagina feel" means but I'm also going to guess it's a boner.

I just read that as "autogynephilia".

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Here is another, "What fell out of my ditch" posts followed by the requisite "Totally normal" hugbox diagnosis.

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Is it just me, or does it look like a wad of gauze or similar? Did something get... left in and the dude (obviously) couldn't feel anything?

 

[monstrous bubo]

Here is another, "What fell out of my ditch" posts followed by the requisite "Totally normal" hugbox diagnosis.

Please consider spoilers, fren. And cross-posting in the SRS thread with a link.