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[behindyourightnow]

Let's go check in on the Accelerated Decrepitude subreddit!

"There are now some health issues I'm having since being on T. My blood pressure is always high 140 or above and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get diagnosed with sleep apnea."

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So I just turned 46 and have been on T for 3 years. Started my medical transition at 42. I love the physical changes T has given me and it has improved my mental health. But there are now some health issues I'm having since being on T. My blood pressure is always high 140 or above and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get diagnosed with sleep apnea. My current T levels are in the 400's. I'm not sure what to do regarding these health issues. Should I look into lowering my T? Trying a different form of T? Currently I'm on intramuscular injections every week and i really dont want to go off T. How does everyone deal with this?

"My hair has always been such a huge part of my identity as a queer person."

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I’m 39 and been on T for just over 3 years ~ I started on half dose Testogel for 6 months then moved over to Nebido (every 11 weeks) since. It is such a journey that continues every day but honestly I’ve never been happier in terms of how I feel in myself and how I relate to my body. The pros FAR outweigh the cons.
I have been using topical Minoxidyl for about a year and I thought it was slowing the process down but now I’m not sure. I decided not to go on Finasteride because my T/hormone levels took a while to settle and I didn’t want to jeopardise that, plus I really didn’t want to risk bleeding again.
Over the last year my hair has RAPIDLY thinned and now I pretty much wear a cap every day because I’m so self conscious about it. I am having to just come to terms with it inevitably all going, but it is devastating.
I know it will be ok in the end but I just wanted to express how hard it is to let go! My hair has always been such a huge part of my identity as a queer person.
Anyone else feel/experienced the same? How to cope? Just accept it? (And get some great hat options )

"I’m balding a lot and I’m really not crazy about the fact that I look more and more like my shitty abusive grandfather."

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For what it’s worth, I’m balding a lot and I’m really not crazy about the fact that I look more and more like my shitty abusive grandfather. But there are tons of incredible bald guys out there. Maybe try something interesting with facial hair or glasses or hats that makes your hair (or lack thereof) your own. Bald crappy people don’t own baldness any more than crappy people with hair own having hair. I’m not trying to be dismissive and not saying don’t treat the hair loss but there are lots of good, charismatic bald guys doing good things out there.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

But there are tons of incredible bald guys out there.

Breaking Bad did amazing things for the bald community, I've heard.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Unpopular opinion on here, but I think the purely sexual perversions are overblown a little. I think a lot have a rhetorical obsession with children because they lack actual empathy. They can’t actually care about other people but know that they should, so they substitute in care for “children.” This doesn’t mean actual children, but hypothetical flawless others they can perform compassion towards without the difficulty of actual humans. It’s Tony Soprano killing his friends but weeping over a sick horse.

Not saying there’s no sex stuff with anyone, but I don’t think it’s the whole story

Yeah I'm not saying they're all primarily fetish rotted, its just the fetish rotted ones are the loudest.
Some of them no doubt want to be seen as "doing good" but the problem is what they see as "doing good" involves grooming vulnerable and gullible kids and campaigning for them to be stunted and poisoned with chemical castration drugs like Lupron and then physically mutilated.
Their idea of "kindness" is the Kathy Bates in Misery kind, the ones that aren't primarily fetish motivated are still dangerously insane.

 

[Marche]

Troon never finds a boyfriend-free girl who consooms media.

"Jokes on you xister, I cut my dick off!"
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The only reason women would not like AC/DC is because ACDC are fucking shit. I dunno about anywhere else in the world but in Australia Pub rock music is for yobs and dick heads.
Pulp fiction however is Tarentinos most popular movie and Pokemon is literally the highest grossing multimedia franchise.

What an odd selections.

 

[ThicClaw]

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If the meds aren't working, maybe try cutting your balls off?

"This is why I got an orchi. Spiro stopped working as well. No balls works perfectly."
Talking as though they're swapping out PC parts.

 

[grenouille crétine]

I think a lot have a rhetorical obsession with children because they lack actual empathy. They can’t actually care about other people but know that they should, so they substitute in care for “children.”

There’s a simpler reason than sexual deviance or performative compassion, although both are in the mix. It is validation.

All of the above is accurate imo. I think it does then chiefly intersect with a violent sexual narcissism in mostly troons, but as has been documented here and elsewhere, pooners have enough mental health issues to also occasionally be a threat to others (as opposed to just themselves). Neither should ever be allowed to work with children, the mentally disabled, or the elderly. They will hurt/kill them at worst (troon stabbing a paralyzed elderly man in his care to death for “transphobia”, troon sexually assaulting a mentally disabled child, I could link so much more thanks Reduxx), or “just” traumatize them by raging about pronouns/groom them, at absolute best.

Re: narcissism in particular, and using kids as a rhetorical device/cudgel, there’s a particular creep that former queerdos might be familiar with who comes to mind. His name is Jonathan Van Ness, and as someone who has hated his OOT self-absorbed squawking ever since I was first directed to watch the Queer Eye reboot, seeings tales come out of his horrible behavior on set jives perfectly with his crybullying of a liberal podcast bro for not thinking chemically castrating children and breaking Title IX regs is like, super liberating and vital for queer youth or w/e. Some choice excerpts from the second linked article/further QE sperging under the cut:

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Crybaby Faggot said that as a non-binary person, it is “disappointing” when people claim to be fighting for women while excluding trans children from playing sports.

As they started to break down in tears, Whiny Narc said they “could just cry” because of how exhausted they are from having to fight for little kids who “just wanted to be included.”

“I wish that people were as passionate about little kids being able to be included or grow up as they were about fictitious women’s fairness in sports. I have to tell you I am very tired,” Disingenuous Pervert said to Shepard, who apologized again.

Lying Creep went on to say: “You can have racist beliefs and not know you’re racist, just like you can have transphobic beliefs and not realize you have transphobic beliefs. That doesn’t mean you’re a bad person.”

Shepard and his co-host, Monica Padman, told Histrionic Moron they admired their braveness and apologized again before changing topics.

If you’re confused by grammar in the article btw, it’s bc the author decided to refer to this disgusting hairy man as “they”. He uses “all pronouns”. The Rolling Stone article does the same. If I had a dollar for every time a male doing archetypically male things got referred to in the press/by retarded sycophants as a woman, Null would certainly never have issues funding this site again, among other things.

JVN is an L of a person, to tenuously connect back to the main thread purpose. LOL the Queer Eye reboot was basically a way to let a group of mostly uninteresting/annoying gays become influencers and hawk their personal brands. There’s been petty drama (with fags? Perish the thought) not only now with JVN, but them kicking off the interior designer guy who at least seemed like a semi-real person and as such likely was ostracized from the superficial cattiness to begin with. I’d love to see the trans bubble pop in the middle of the next season, and JVN be left high and dry after terrorizing everyone around him for years.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

"This is why I got an orchi. Spiro stopped working as well. No balls works perfectly."
Talking as though they're swapping out PC parts.

They seem to think adding some bolt-on balls is like adding a video card to your PC. I've noticed it in a lot of different people describing getting some balls, tits, even a slit. Are we failing at teaching these kids?

Breaking Bad did amazing things for the bald community, I've heard.

Oh yea, being bald after Breaking Bad means you can be a total badass. Grow a goatee, toss on a hat and your a bad ass

If the meds aren't working, maybe try cutting your balls off?

Maybe he can get a friend to sell him their balls, find a MTF and get him to sell the scraps of his surgery and have them bolted right on

 

[Geraldine]

Oh yea, being bald after Breaking Bad means you can be a total badass.

Yul Brynner did it for an earlier generation of movie goers.
Not to mention any number of black guys who shave their heads.
But you don't see it in yaoi porn. Pooners want to be yaoi porn.

I look more and more like my shitty abusive grandfather.

Genetics. Add T, look like your shitty abusive grandpa.
I don't know what her shitty abusive grandpa looked like but I'm guessing not yaoi porn.

 

[Precious Bodily Fluids]

1) AGP "music journalist" Nathan "Nadine" Smith interviews HSTS musician Claire Rousay, falls in love and starts spamming Rousay
("100s of text messages")
2) Rousay blocks Smith, the article is cancelled and Smith goes into some sort of psychosis claiming all kind of wild shit and (then deletes it all) and antagonizes his former friends, colleagues and employer
3) Smith quits his job at The Fader and releases the cancelled article anyway
- there is ZERO quotes from the subject, just incoherent bullshit
- this part is funny though: "Is this an interview subject, my new bestie, my long-lost half-sister, or just the kind of woman I always wanted to be? (...) and maybe the only person whom I have ever immediately connected like wi-fi on a Samsung, in an alienated world where everyone wants to FaceTime with everyone else but you. Or perhaps none of the above, and this is all in my own head, as it’s always been."
(No wonder Rousay blocked her)

Funnily enough, Smith got once posted already, see here.

Also he's still rambling on his X account. (3000 followers and nobody interacts with his posts...)

https://twitter.com/armadillotrans/status/1783573518472331709

"it's been said lately that i am crashing out but I'm not. i'm actually cashing the fuck out and telling you my real value and asserting my worth and you don't get it anymore"

Sure buddy. I get more social media engagement on facebook from my girlfriend and mum that this dude is getting for his epic expose of the rot at the core of blah blah whatever fuck off

 

[Shig O'nella]

Their idea of "kindness" is the Kathy Bates in Misery kind, the ones that aren't primarily fetish motivated are still EVEN MORE dangerously insane.

I argee with you, but wanted to edit your last line there to add my own comment.
The fetish ones are revolting and the ones that rightly get the most anger from people.
The non fetish ones are fucking dangerous. True believers always are. They're so convinced they are right that absolutely anything is appropriate in the service of their belief, while their conviction that they are right makes them incredibly persuasive to people who have less than a firm grasp on their sense of self and self worth.

 

[Jacques1194]

Another thread where TIPs can't answer the question "What is a woman"?You know for people who claim to "feel" like women, they can never explain what said feelings are.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Another thread where TIPs can't answer the question "What is a woman"?You know for people who claim to "feel" like women, they can never explain what said feelings are.
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"Can you name a single biological trait all men have but no women?"
Gonna guess "Penis" is gonna be too obvious of an answer?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

But you don't see it in yaoi porn. Pooners want to be yaoi porn.

Speaking of Breaking Bad they also wanna look like Walter White's Partner whatever his name was. And yeah badasses with Bald heads has been a thing a lot longer then Breaking Bad, when you look at our Military they all keep close tight hair or shave it off, plenty of films show it, I was just mentioning Breaking Bad since it was mentioned earlier in the thread

"Can you name a single biological trait all men have but no women?"
Gonna guess "Penis" is gonna be too obvious of an answer?

Can I get Toxic Masculinity for 100 Alex?

 

[behindyourightnow]

Yul Brynner did it for an earlier generation of movie goers.
Not to mention any number of black guys who shave their heads.
But you don't see it in yaoi porn. Pooners want to be yaoi porn.

You're forgetting one crucial thing though: the importance of hair as a signalling method to other genderblobs.

Two minutes of searching "transmasc selfie" on Twitter, all different people:



Did you see that one woman saying how important her hair was to her identity as a "queer person"? What she means is that her hair is her identity as a "queer person." Without an unnaturally colored fluffy hairstyle she is unable to adequately signal her "gender" and show everyone the type of person she is. Without that, she might have to focus on interacting with others based entirely on her personality, which is a problem because she has been deep in the cult so long that her personality no longer exists.

What I'm saying is, someone needs to start up a business selling puffy rainbow-hued toupees to FtMs to wear once they hit 25 and the DHT kicks in. You'll make a killing!

 

[Standardized Profile]

Pooner with prosthetic penis pisses self in public:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/
r/ftm Putrid_Pitch_5453

Stp backflow​

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/?f=flair_name:"Advice"
Hey guysss, I’ve had an STP for quite awhile now and I had a lots of different ones, I was able to use It perfectly fine and safe in public restrooms but now I just have really bad backflow no matter which one I use or what I do… OPEN FOR ANY ADVICES AND TIPS

I don't understand this lil pooner's plan:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/
r/ftm•coolboycosmo
pre-everything

I *think* I was outed, what do I do?​

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/?f=flair_name:"Advice"
Little family background: Divorced parents. I live at my mothers. I want to live with my dad because my mom's husband is weird and kinda abusive. My mom knows I'm trans. My dad doesn't. I'm also a minor.
When I recently told my mother that I've had enough and want to live at my dads, she told me that she'd only let me go if I told my dad about my transness. She knows that he's transphobic and hates gay people, so she must be doing it to keep me at her place. This is also the reason why I haven't left earlier. I'm scared of my dad knowing this about me because if he did, he would hate me. And I could never escape from my moms.
She kept calling me a liar for not telling him, and said that if I won't say a thing, she would do it. And when my dad suddenly left after talking to her privately like two hours ago, I think she did it. I'm very nervous. What do I do now?????? Is there any way I can lie myself out of this? Do I have to do very femine things to make him think my mom lied? I seriously should've never told her about it, I knew she'd just use it against me. I'd still want to live at my dad's regardless.

Lil pooner comes up with the perfect revenge, an inescapble logic trap:

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is it acceptable to misgender transphobes? (tl;dr included btw)​

ok. so im going to start this off by saying: im talking about misgendering specifically transphobic people, not trans people. i want to make that clear for anyone who may have misread the title.
anyway, context for this question is really bugging me so i figured id ask other trans guys. but, basically, i moved schools about a year and a half ago and when i moved, i met this cis boy (calling him B for simpliy) and i dont really pass, but i wasnt really wuiet about my pronouns if it makes sense
so, ive told this kid several times that im a dude, but yesterday after lunch he called me "she". both me and my friend pointed it out and he looked confused and asked, "youre a girl, arent you?"
so i sorta got quiet for the rest of the class, and then later in the same class period, B called me "she" again, and this time three different people corrected him but he still didnt seem to get it
so, im herr right now to ask if its socially acceptable to misgender him back, like... pretend i "forgot" his pronouns like he forgot mine. also, on our schools browser of choice, he put that is pronouns are she/her so like... maybe i could use that? idk.
i dont want to do it if it turns out to be a bad idea, so i want to check if theres any reasons why i shouldnt
(tl;dr) one of my classmates forgot my pronouns after knowing me for over a year and i want to misgender him back, but dont know if its a bad idea

Pooner gets high and fucks a rando, predictable pregnancy ensues:

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r/ftm

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EternalFlameBabe
14/11/22

may have been stealthed, worried i’m pregnant​

so a couple of weeks back i had this really shady hookup. i kind of messed up a bit here, think i was too risky, but too late now. but to start with, we were both really high. he had the lights turned off as well. but he kept acting like he was cumming, but then saying he didn’t. but it was really weird because i could feel a cum-like substance inside of me.
he went to go to the bathroom, had a condom on before, and then came back without a condom and tried to go inside me without telling me he didn’t have one on. i noticed, and told him to put one on. he did as far as im aware, but i also had this strange suspicion that he took it off.
so anyways now it’s a bit later on, and i don’t know if im paranoid, but im starting to show symptoms of pregnancy. i’m really tired, my chest is aching, and there’s been a lot of discharge.
this really isn’t good for me if i am pregnant, because of the fact im young, have bad access to abortion, and practically no money. anyone have some advice? also any other signs of early pregnancy.

@JimiHendrix, is this one of yours?

 

[Clutter]

Speaking of Breaking Bad they also wanna look like Walter White's Partner whatever his name was.

Jesse Pinkman. They seem to project and latch onto any man who is shorter and isn't Chad levels of masculine. Also see: any character played by Charlie Day.

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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Jesse Pinkman. They seem to project and latch onto any man who is shorter and isn't Chad levels of masculine. Also see: any character played by Charlie Day.

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Jesse is like the pooner ideal man lol.

I don't understand this lil pooner's plan:

So this pooner would rather live with her transphobe gay hating dad then her mom? I don't follow what their plan is going to do but I find it interesting they would rather live with their dad after describing him like that

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

The cycle of a reddit tranny:​

Of course, I looked into this troon's profile, and what a shocker is that he's a commie...... and it's his birthday, here's to another year of being a fat, balding, middle age, communist, tranny!

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Of course, I looked into this troon's profile, and what a shocker is that he's a commie...... and it's his birthday, here's to another year of being a fat, balding, middle age, communist, tranny!

Why are all troons freaking commies? We all know what commies would do to troons in any of the communist parties that already existed. It's not like Lenon's Russia was a great place for gays or troons so why do they all idolize it?

 

[Geraldine]

Hmm. Ya think?
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The other one (seems to be cut and paste)
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Best comment so far (my pick, not Reddit karma).