Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Retink Retunk]

Seems like there's a correlation between people named "Ethan" and fat, impotent manbaby tard rages.
Suck it Frogman, Eric July delivered product on time and kept his promises. What did ComicsGate produce again?

Oh yeah, dead air in the literal sense.

No, you don't get it, the fat dumbass needs his pie money so he can keep funding the slowest car on the track.

And don't forget, Az is an annoying loud retard (which he is), but EVS is a good stable man you should watch despite him smashing his keyboard and monitor while yelling about Az. It's amazing how he unironically does the loud retard thing to criticize a loud retard.

 

[make_it_so]

In honor of this momentous spergout lolcow reveal, I am providing a full context clip, complete with the unfunny feminine buildup, his first overly dramatic reaction to Az squealing, the totally not gay commentary on Rippa-Az "chemistry" and the sweet sound of an Australian angel as he reminds Ethan that he lost out on the entire FNT griftwagon thanks to their shortbus defense. Finally a bus he couldn't throw someone in front of! Scivercow muted the beginning of his tardrage so I put in the full Rollup Reethan track to supplement the missing audio.

Enjoy!
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You know @FROG , if ultimately this whole "independent comics creator" thing doesn't work out for you in the long run, you might try a new career streaming yourself gambling on stake.us. Apparently, that site has a huge in-built audience for anger-prone people who chimp out and smash their streaming equipment in fits of unnecessary tard rage.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Does anyone know why we're supposed to hate Eric July yet?"

Don't send this to Juju because he'll turn the 11 words and one question mark into a 5-hour-long copeathon seethe session.

No, you don't get it, the fat dumbass needs his pie money so he can keep funding the slowest car on the track.

And don't forget, Az is an annoying loud retard (which he is), but EVS is a good stable man you should watch despite him smashing his keyboard and monitor while yelling about Az. It's amazing how he unironically does the loud retard thing to criticize a loud retard.

Maybe if EVS spent more time on his picture book of amphibians, he'll be able to deliver product too.
Eric July chads stay winning, White fellas take another L.

 

[FluffyJackal]

Allot of secrets, allot of disenfranchised parties. Why is every one keeping these secrets for years at a time if not because it damns all parties involved?

Because banality; there's nowhere near as many secrets around CG as everyone claims, innat right @ExGater?

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Because banality; there's nowhere near as many secrets around CG as everyone claims, innat right @ExGater?

lol, who talks like that? I was thinking @ExGater was Liam Gray, but he is or was buddy buddy with EVS. With a mind like Liam who knows.

@ExGater has shown zero DM's, Admited he is full of shit ......... Yet sticks around gas lighting us from time to time ..... I still love you Leem Gray!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He actually broke his headphones because two people he didn't like were having a good time on stream? At least Bossman smashes things after losing thousands of dollars.

 

[Grunka Lunka]

He actually broke his headphones because two people he didn't like were having a good time on stream? At least Bossman smashes things after losing thousands of dollars.

The guy just paid thousands to advertise on a car for two races that maybe a couple hundred people saw. Sure, it was other people's money. But that money could have been put to better use at a craps table.

Plus, unfortunately for him. Malin and Davis didn't get tazed and tossed out in an alley.

Meanwhile, two guys he has a massive hate boner for are happy. Must suck. It's also hilarious.

 

[Faceless Whore]

I recommend watching a minute or two leading up to his chimp out (like 2:01:00 or so), it's so much more jarring.

Oh man you weren't wrong...

I left in a bit of @FROG talking at the start to show how low T he is by comparison. Also his bitter and totally not envious rant afterwards.

EVS having a midlife crisis over The Zero and Based Black Man who is everything Ethan wanted to be shooting the shit and having a genuinely great time is the best thing I've seen out of him. If The Zero is having fun and doing better than him what does that make Ethan?

ETA:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

“Ugh, these guys suck how can anyone watch them? They’re so not entertaining!”

Continues to constantly watch and nitpick and mock every single thing they say because he’s just that mad about it.

Imagine he’s pissed off think he should have been Az in this situation, if only Eric July had bent the knee and acknowledged EVS as COMICGATE GOD, they could have been buddies, dammit!

What a fucking shmuck.

 

[Grumpus]

If The Zero is having fun and doing better than him what does that make Ethan?

A fat, pathetic, depressed loser?

I mean the guys absolutely SEETHING that two guys are having a laugh

 

[ExGater]

Because banality; there's nowhere near as many secrets around CG as everyone claims, innat right @ExGater?

When the floodgates open, when average indie comic creators finally no longer see Ethan and Malin as a threat, I think we're going to be ASTOUNDED. I suspect that things go way deeper and way GAYER than we currently know. Funny thing is, I've been talking about that day like it was some months or even a year or two off, but @FROG and #KINGCANCELPIG Malin are unraveling FAST! Like at hyper-speed!

Watching Ethan throw a narcissistic temper tantrum out of sheer jealousy is an indication that the mask has slipped off and only the people confirmed to be on his payroll (like Ripoffverse) and a handful of really basic bitch stans are going to be left in his corner. Christmas came hella early for me this year.

 

[Grumpus]

pretty sure Babyface is a britbong, but I do not hold it against you All brit bongs sound alike minus canadistan Aye?

He is, it was a long running joke on FNT that he was Australian or from New Zealand whenever they had a British guest on, would be about "finally some British representation!" Kinda thing.

 

[VoidW]

The guy just paid thousands to advertise on a car for two races that maybe a couple hundred people saw. Sure, it was other people's money. But that money could have been put to better use at a craps table.

Its so he can say in his head "I got my brand on a race car, thats my car, no one else in this space has this".

All he does is ego.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Watching Ethan throw a narcissistic temper tantrum out of sheer jealousy is an indication that the mask has slipped off and only the people confirmed to be on his payroll (like Ripoffverse) and a handful of really basic bitch stans are going to be left in his corner. Christmas came hella early for me this year.

Haven't seen such levels of tardism since Leem did the "I'm just a little Koala Guy" at JDA on Tugs.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Haven't seen such levels of tardism since Leem did the "I'm just a little Koala Guy" at JDA on Tugs.

Remember what I told you about the Timeloop theory I have about Liam?
It's becoming reality faster than I'd like.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

 

[VoidW]

Remember what I told you about the Timeloop theory I have about Liam?
It's becoming reality faster than I'd like.

Whats the theory?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Ethan: Hey there fellow Kiwis, how come you guys don't go after that insubordinate nigger?

Also Ethan: This entire thread for months

 

[WanTuTreeForr]

These guys are so stupid, they legitimately think they are like the Chosen Undeads who were selected to take down Gwyn and the age of fire. Yes Jon Malin, im sure C2E2 is dismayed at the loss of revenue from you and Shane not selling your comic books. "Thousands of Dollars has been lost for C2E2 as a business because they took away our booth". This is what happens when you become a mark for yourself. And have literally nobody in your life to politely tell you, you aren't that fucking important. They are walking around C2E2 as customers, no better or worse than the furry weirdos in cosplay, talkin about shoulda, coulda, wouldas but its a W for CG! All of the Dungeoneers did better business for themselves at TBCC. Malin went to C2E2 and did nothing but lose money. Keep winning cooch!

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Whats the theory?

Liam is Ethan.
Ethan is Liam.

Spoiler: But hey

That's just a theory---A GAMING THEORY