Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[skol]

Ironic how to marry Anusa he had to divorce reality.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

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I feel like you deserve to open up your own patreon and get a paycheck for summarizing this stupid shit on a regular basis. Unbelievable how out of touch they are. The delusional ranting about haters and coping and seething about how they did nothing wrong and everything correct is really starting to remind me of a certain washed up pig.

 

[JelloJerk]

Even though @anisa_jomha_reciepts did an excellent recap, I'd still like to comb through and post supplementary clips, as well as post other stuff they might not have mentioned, because this really needs to be seen to be believed. And I'd like to provide ease of access for sharability, since I hear Ian gets so mad at clips of the podcast getting posted (and we know the commentators that do this lurk here). I hope that Sam Hyde lifts his bow of silence against the Jomhas since they're actively talking shit about him again. No deal if they just keep trying to get their licks in, right?

This might be the most he's owned himself since the apology video. Which apology video? I'll let you decide. I'm only up to part 1 but I've been giggling like a deranged schoolgirl the whole time. We eating good this week.

How do these grown and mature adults start their show? With a fart joke of course!

• The lawsuit is almost wrapped up so Anisa feels confident in talking about the case. Mentioned they can possible break the gag order if they talk specifics so they'll be super careful.
• Mentioned the guy suing them was a boomer

HEE HEE HEE I'M SO EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT THE LAWSUIT!!!
I hope this bites them in the ass lmao

Anisa and idubbbz say they're fucking pissed at bowblax for making the money breakdown video because the other lawyer used it as evidence against them

• Idubbbz is pissed and says something like "you internet retards don't know that your online activity has REAL WORLD CONSEQUENCES!!!（TO ME!!)"

SEETHE LOL (Blowblacks mention 1 minute in)
What's really fucking funny is that, to hear them tell it, the guy suing could not even believe that they made no money. He demanded they show their backend and just assumed they pocketed something.
They called the guy who is suing "clearly butthurt"

"Anisa has a good sense of people, she knew he was an asshole immediately" lol

"We've been together for SOOOO LONG that I can tell when Anisa doesn't like someone " holy shit he really does talk like Anisa now wtf.
Also almost calls her Fiona by accident
Anisa says it was the lawyer who said that it was a good idea so say that they were getting sued in the video. Not a lawfag so I can't say how good of an idea this is.

!!!They explicitly say that it's NOT Jake Paul trying to sue!!!. Ian says that it was HowToBasic that brought to his attention a video "saying that Jake Paul was taking over Creator Clash". So they've definitely watched the BigBunjeeeeee video.

Anisa then says that "ACKSHUALLY JAKE PAUL AND MVP HAVE BEEN THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVEN COME CLOSE TO BE CONSIDERED BUSINESS FRIENDS!!! THEY'VE BEEN THE ONLY ONES TRYING TO HELP US!! WE TALKED ABOUT SHARING STUFF!!!"

"They have been the only people who have been like, not pieces of shit"

Uhh, hello?
Fucking KEEMSTAR? Who tried to help you a bunch of times but you were complete assholes to him?

Guy was suing them for 150k and idubbbz' team considered settling for a smaller amount to not deal with the unknown cost of a lawsuit.

More lawsuit scoop: The guy suing wanted 1/3 "of the pie" for "sitting in a meeting once".
"They were so shocked we didn't take any money!! Just like Ethan was (lol)!!"
"To be honest, we should have" CHRIIIST

The lawyer asking them if they're really willing to take this to court asked if they're ready to possibly lose 100k. This makes me think that they're completely full of shit with this story . If it's really just some dickhead that sat in a meeting once, surely there can't be that much of a risk of actually losing money.

Also maybe I'm a retard but what Anisa says at the end doesn't make sense to me "We might have to stomach losing 100k because usually when someone is doing what he's doing, they don't have the money to pay lawyer fees when they lost" so? Do you have to pay their lawyer fees after they LOST from suing YOU? That can't be the case, surely?

Anisa and idubbbz were so angry from being dunked on the internet, they decided to move forward with the lawsuit to have some sort of "win"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"I will crash into the fucking earth before I let anyone fuck with me any further" okay Anisa.
Notice how she sandwhiches a "SO THAT'S WHERE WE WERE WITH THAT" between two "I" statements.

-The lawsuit came in a week before he did his "I'm sorry for saying nigger" apology video
-"It was a wakeup call. We can't keep doing things the way we've been doing things" wha?
-Anisa interrupts with an EPIC BOXING REFERENCE. SHE LIKES BOXING GUYS. SHE IS BOX GIRL.

Anisa: I just felt like we kept getting fucking smoked from every direction, in every way possible
iDubbbz: ...online harrassment, like fuck alright, give me a break AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anisa: I think WE needed it. Because I think that's what fueled US to fight... to like keep fighting, because it made ME mad
Anisa mentions that the dog died as well, but that was just recently, so what does that have to do with what was happening a year ago?

Also there's two jumpcuts here. I can't imagine the shit they think they need to cut out if this is what makes it in

"This person didn't know like, to what extent we were suffering" Ohhh my Gooood
Ian: From his perspective we were winning. We're the king. We were not the king.
Anisa giggles and says "we're still not the king"

Anisa said she idolizes John Morrison and it was really hard for her to tell him the charity made no money.

SHE WAS LIKE HIS NUMBER ONE FAN GROWING UP (Anisa will rewrite history now to say she was always a WRASSLING fan)

I combined the end of part 1 and start of part 2 here so there's a weird edit in the middle in this next one:

Apparently they took each fighter aside, alone, DURING THE AFTER-PARTIES, that they raised no money

• "we didn't want to force everyone to process that information together" (wtf is this weirdo therapy talk. The action sounds manipulative, not considerate, it doesn't make them look good at all.)

This is the most retarded shit I've ever heard. Just goes to show that these people never had a job. You've never heard of a MEETING to break bad news? Ian says that it was so they could get 1 on 1 with their hyper-specific questions but you can still let them ask questions when they're together.

The way Anisa says "We didn't want everyone to process that information in front of each other" makes it sound like she thought they were going to have mental breakdowns or some shit so that's why they pulled them aside lmao.

I really like the "IT WAS SO HARD HAVING TO PULL EVERYONE ASIDE TO TELL THEM WE FUCKED UP!!! IT WAS SO HARD!!", directly after the "So we were at the PARTY that we had for Creator Clash (which we totally needed)" true absurdist comedy.

Idubbbz says he regrets doing it individually and would've been better in a group setting, because "it really fucked him in the ass"

It REAAAAALLLYYYY made him SUFFER a lot more (40 seconds in)

Anisa's alzheimers kicks in and after they've just explained why they did this in the most retarded way possible, she wonders why they did it like that, and says "it was like we decided we were gonna fall on our dullest, rustiest sword and decided to spin around 10 times"

Wow, I can actually upload clips to Firefox. Brave you've let me down...

 

[DumbDude43]

Dane chimes in that idubbbz probably liked the comment about the guy and his wife because it reaffirms that ALL THE HATERS are just INCEL BASEMENT DWELLERS!!1 so their opinions are INVALID!!

• "There's no way these [hate commenters] have girlfriends"

mega cope lol
wasnt anisa a lolcow on the lolcow farms girl site long before she even got her thread here? and even here her thread is in bp and had a mostly female audience, male interest in these two only really started when ian made his now infamous OF defense video

 

[Godmode]

More lawsuit scoop: The guy suing wanted 1/3 "of the pie" for "sitting in a meeting once".
"They were so shocked we didn't take any money!! Just like Ethan was (lol)!!"
"To be honest, we should have" CHRIIIST

The lawyer asking them if they're really willing to take this to court asked if they're ready to possibly lose 100k. This makes me think that they're completely full of shit with this story . If it's really just some dickhead that sat in a meeting once, surely there can't be that much of a risk of actually losing money.

Also maybe I'm a retard but what Anisa says at the end doesn't make sense to me "We might have to stomach losing 100k because usually when someone is doing what he's doing, they don't have the money to pay lawyer fees when they lost" so? Do you have to pay their lawyer fees after they LOST from suing YOU? That can't be the case, surely?
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They are so obviously full of shit. None of that story makes any goddamn sense. My favorite part of that clip was Anisa quoting Ethan Klein asking how they are going to embezzle money from CC and not believing they weren't. I am not saying all Jew stereotypes are true, but...........

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

They called the guy who is suing "clearly butthurt"

i hope the lawyer uses this clip in the courtroom

Anisa says it was the lawyer who said that it was a good idea so say that they were getting sued in the video. Not a lawfag so I can't say how good of an idea this is.

you know how you can tell what somebody is saying by how they speak on topics?

it’s funny how ian and anisa sit there and say “erm, we were just here to talk about boxing”

how do you try to run a boxing event with no prior knowledge or experience and shit talk a business partner who is explaining how THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS WORKS.

Uhh, hello?
Fucking KEEMSTAR? Who tried to help you a bunch of times but you were complete assholes to him?

that’s really really cute of them to say that because idubbz made a video on how logan paul was scamming people on dink doink but also jake was one of the worst offenders when it comes to NFT scams

lol i never thought id see the day where ian is talking highly of jake fucking paul who’s boxing a 60 year old mike tyson

The lawyer asking them if they're really willing to take this to court asked if they're ready to possibly lose 100k

100k is generous when talking about court cases. it’d probably save everyone the time and money just to settle out of court. also, i don’t know why anisa and ian are so opposed to the idea of them taking money. from the other owner’s perspective, if you made profit from your last event but completely flopped on your next one, people are going to ask “where’s the money?”

The lawsuit came in a week before he did his "I'm sorry for saying nigger" apology video

sayyyyyyy lawsuit

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Regarding the losing 100k, Im assuming she means their own lawyer fees. I think she’s saying even if they win the case the guy who is suing wont pay their legal fees. I think the suing for legal fees things varies a lot by state and circumstance but i think this is what she’s referring to…

ETA-
It’s often much cheaper to settle out of court than try to fight a lawsuit, even if you are in the right. Maybe they are worried about people saying they are shady and the lawsuit had merit if they settle. Surprised they have the 100k to burn tho.

Edit - a word

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

mega cope lol
wasnt anisa a lolcow on the lolcow farms girl site long before she even got her thread here? and even here her thread is in bp and had a mostly female audience, male interest in these two only really started when ian made his now infamous OF defense video

The incel shit is probably Ian's prerogative that Anisa latched onto because their progressive nu-fans eat it up. Firstly it's projection (because he was desperate and awkward himself) and secondly it's a reaction to the backlash over his cuckening video that he never got over. Neither of them probably have any idea what a lolcow farm is.

 

[2020chan]

The way Anisa says "We didn't want everyone to process that information in front of each other" makes it sound like she thought they were going to have mental breakdowns or some shit so that's why they pulled them aside lmao.

They wanted to tell everyone separately to maintain the illusion of control, to be the puppet master if you will.
That way if any of the fighters become disgruntled and ask serious questions, the other fighters aren't there to be poisoned by their negative energy. It's much easier to deal with the agreeable people separately, you can just tell them and they'll accept it to not rock the boat. If they had a proper meeting then all the stupid, easy to control puppets might think they have a right to ask questions too.

It REAAAAALLLYYYY made him SUFFER

SUFFAH IDUBBBZ!!!

 

[Null]

Local archives of these files on the Farms:

Bro, Anisa already abuses the DMCA. If you're going to upload a ton of video like this, you have to add commentary.

 

[shadowwizard]

The incel shit is probably Ian's prerogative that Anisa latched onto because their progressive nu-fans eat it up.

It's also completely tone deaf. Didn't he just give "dating advice" which boiled down to, "just lower your standards and settle bro."? Also, who do they think the target audience is for Anisas onlyfans content, successful men that have zero trouble with women? Not to reopen the discussion on how attractive we believe them to be, but my assumption would be that she's in the bottom 40% of OF "content creators" in terms of attractiveness, and Im sure her prices reflect that. Their audience, both individually and collectively, is comprised of losers at this point. Calling the haters incels is just dunking on their own audience at this point.

 

[JelloJerk]

Bro, Anisa already abuses the DMCA. If you're going to upload a ton of video like this, you have to add commentary.

What if other people have already added commentary in other posts (here, here)?

 

[Null]

What if other people have already added commentary in other posts (here, here)?

I believe that the Kiwi Farms is inherently a place of criticism and exists as a discussion forum wherein any relevant, on-topic material uploaded to the site is to the benefit and furtherance of transformative discussion.

However, it helps a lot if you just write something yourself when archiving it.

 

[Mac Monster]

Anisa: I just felt like we kept getting fucking smoked from every direction, in every way possible
iDubbbz: ...online harrassment, like fuck alright, give me a break AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anisa: I think WE needed it. Because I think that's what fueled US to fight... to like keep fighting, because it made ME mad

These retards really do spend all their free time seething about people shitting on them online. There's no doubt in my mind they search their own names just to see what anyone says about them. I guess when your personality is as vapid as Anisa's, what others think about her must really eat away at her mind.

 

[LiminalHeaven]

Anisa now confirmed to be an NPC. Nothing in her fucking head except feels.

I hate men like "Anisa's husband" because I've seen in my real life. These faggots get a GF that they bend over backwards for and it changes who they are. I would rather get a sex doll than hook up with a bitch that is going to try and change me. I would die first.

She cannot visualize anything in her head except feels so of course she is going to do nothing but seethe about haters all day.

 

[2020chan]

Anisa now confirmed to be an NPC. Nothing in her fucking head except feels.

I hate men like "Anisa's husband" because I've seen in my real life. These faggots get a GF that they bend over backwards for and it changes who they are. I would rather get a sex doll than hook up with a bitch that is going to try and change me. I would die first.

She cannot visualize anything in her head except feels so of course she is going to do nothing but seethe about haters all day.

You sound like such an incel. You should really just lower your standards to the point of not really having any and settle with whatever emotionally unstable, attention seeking harpy let's you touch her first.

You're like so immature that you can't tell that your friends weren't just being subservient to their gfs, that's called MATURING incel chud. They have chosen the path of the righteous and had their balls snipped and give up everything they enjoy in life because that's what REAL MEN do.

It's like, so sad that like, you can totally tell how much you just hate women and therefore only hate Anisa because she's a woman. Btw, you should sign up to her onlyfans, you fucking loser incel. Only true Chads subscribe to Anisa's onlyfans, unlike those freaks who think it's stupid to pay for porn or worse, actually interact with women irl.

 

[Darksydepickle]

Geeze, the last podcast sounds like a wreck.
First of all... Our favorite Wokedubbbz using "retards" in a derogatory manner? Oh no, that's not very cash money of him.
Then.... I love how they keep calling their haters incels, like... what? And even better, "They probably don't have girlfriends".... bro, having no girlfriend would be so much better than being with Anissa. You don't even get to screw her, you don't get support, but instead, get publicly shamed by her, like the bowel movements thingie.

It's over, even if Idubbbz escapes Anissa, he has built a new, small, fanbase that won't like how Ian REALLY is. Much like Ethan who every now and then has to apologize to them because, deep inside, he just want to make gay jokes.

 

[JelloJerk]

Moar clips (pt 1 here)

Idubbbz lost, went to the hospital to get his eye stitched up. They were soaking in they only sold 50k PPV and asked eachother if they should kill themselves

I cannot believe this podcast is fucking real

• They think people pirated because they were mad at them/froggy situation. Scapegoating the blame basically, when the reality is NOBODY FUCKING WANTED TO WATCH IT and EVERY EVENT GETS PIRATED ANYWAYS

I can't believe she's literally screaming to the rooftops that she did everything correct. A true testament to the human ability to cope and seethe.
"It was such an emotional gut punch that I feel like I'm never going to get over"- Anisa

Who is this William Osmund guy he mentions, saying to Ian that events start to make money on their 5th year? They just live in a petri dish of retards.

They think people pirated because they were mad at them/froggy situation. Scapegoating the blame basically, when the reality is NOBODY FUCKING WANTED TO WATCH IT and EVERY EVENT GETS PIRATED ANYWAYS

It's just awful take after awful take. "We're going to get MORE viewers the more we repeat the same event over and over". This guy used to be decent with money

We BELIEVED in the event. That HAS to be good enough!!!!!

They knew immediately after CC2 ended they lost money so it really hurt them when people told them how much they loved the event

• them coping that, "SOME GOOD CAME FROM CC2/THE GALA"

I am realising that Anisa must've written the script for the CC2 money loss video, or at had a heavy, heavy hand in it. I don't know why I didn't think about it before, but hearing her say the stupid fucking point about how "we needed a day to process our trauma guys, so we NEEDED the gala" just made it click for me. It makes more sense coming from her.

Lol they lied to people throughout the night who kept coming up to them and asking how much money the event made and just said they didn't know yet.

idubbbz didn't want to make the fighters advertise the event, but after the failure of CC2 he's considering writing it into the contract that they have to promote it. (????????????? NO FUCKING SHIT?)

Promote the event how you want guys, except, you know, don't actually be funny. iDubbbz is one of those retards who just wants to make business into a friendly casual thing. He doesn't want it to be businessy. No wonder communication was horrible. It's actually a miracle they managed to run the event at all honestly. Every time Ian opens his mouth about business I am more and more horrified. Mike Leannardi was hard carrying.

YESSS PLEASE TALK MORE OPENLY ABOUT YOUR LIFE. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT ENOUGH. Must be nice to live in a reality where you actually have a way to convince everyone to your side and a very good explanation for why you fucked up so badly, but you just choose to not use it and you let everyone think the worst of you instead because... reasons.
Also Anisa just straight up admits that they life in constant fear LOL.

• Idubbbz concedes he does want to talk about it publicly though because both of them are still angry about it
• they're especially buttmad that people still think they pocketed money
  • he clarifies no one accused them of doing so, but the implication is what pisses him off. And how the internet has no journalistic integrity to take responsibility. (???take responsibility for what?? making fun of you? having thought crimes?? you can't police people's opinions like what the fuck talk to a therapist man let it go.)
  • Idubbbz face is increasingly getting red faced talking about this
  • Idubbbz calls Keemstar and bowblax creepy for talking about them in the DMs (????????as opposed too you and Anisa talking shit openly?? bro come the fuck on)

Please please PLEASE do NOT make another CC2 drama video to "EXPLAIN EVERYTHING" after a year of no one caring. This will clarify and fix everything Ian! I couldn't take it as an ugly incel! We will have to lock the thread!

They are so fucking mad at people clipping parts of their podcast and making fun of them on twitter LMAOOOO

• "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T WATCH IT!!!” - Anisa
• Anisa copes: well they keep hating on us cus they have nothing else going in their lives, CLEARLY, LOSERS

But who is this podcast for, if not for the haters? I could not imagine being a legit fan of these two and enjoying this. Isn't it miserable to see people you like constantly complain about how terrible their life is and how the world is against them? Either you'd eventually find it fucking annoying, or it would just make you sad. But if you're a hater then this is Schadenfreude: The Podcast

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Who is this William Osmund guy he mentions, saying to Ian that events start to make money on their 5th year? They just live in a petri dish of retards.

guy who makes stupid inventions on youtube

doxed a commenter over mean comments by catfishing as a woman lol

 

[Clancee]

Can't quote JelloJerk atm, but even if events make money after the fifth year, this would still be a massive failure because these retards couldn't even make it past year TWO.