DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

Big Brown Schlub said:
You should look up the hatchet job that is his Piglerjugend haircut that he has whenever he returns from Curls 'n' Twirls. I remember back when he got his ring light he would eyefuck himself in OBS after he got the haircut and keep saying "I look good!" Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if his hairdresser just does the fastest and shittiest haircut and dyejob possible because he's too stupid and narcissistic to realize how bad it looks and because he's probably a shitty customer. I can imagine him giving a mini-prestream to her whenever he visits and his hygiene is not the best so his hairdresser probably wants him outta there ASAP.
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I bet he gives his hairdresser the whole prestream as well and thinks she cares. Every time he and Khet squeeze through that door the ladies there must roll their eyes and draw lots on who gets to cut the Pig and his Mare's hair.
 
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He has a George Costanza with a fade

Big Brown Schlub said:
You should look up the hatchet job that is his Piglerjugend haircut that he has whenever he returns from Curls 'n' Twirls. I remember back when he got his ring light he would eyefuck himself in OBS after he got the haircut and keep saying "I look good!" Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if his hairdresser just does the fastest and shittiest haircut and dyejob possible because he's too stupid and narcissistic to realize how bad it looks and because he's probably a shitty customer. I can imagine him giving a mini-prestream to her whenever he visits and his hygiene is not the best so his hairdresser probably wants him outta there ASAP.
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In his mind, he looks like a young CM Punk
 
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This fucking polack nigger got ANOTHER haircut after what six weeks? Can we start keeping tabs on how often he's getting them and also that's what I'm talking about with a profile view you can see how his chin is so recessed that it's behind his mouth.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Again I am new to DSP but I do know a bit about hair. It looks like he uses Just for Men or something cheap like that that you do at home. I think that because it’s all one color in a really aggressive way that natural hair isn’t and that salon-colored hair isn’t. At the salon they try to make it look natural by giving undertones, which Phil doesn’t have. Further evidence is the gray in his goatee. At his age, you don’t have jet black hair on your head and a salt-and-pepper beard. They’re starting to come together, color wise.
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Wasn't he spending around 70 dollars on his hair-cut according to the bank leaks? I know it can get pricey in bigger areas but that seems like way too much for just a haircut, I was confident he is getting it dyed there.
70 also seems like it wouldn't be enough to cover both a woman and a man's haircut. Kat was getting some experimental cuts which I would guess blows 70 dollars out of the water.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
This fucking polack nigger got ANOTHER haircut after what six weeks? Can we start keeping tabs on how often he's getting them and also that's what I'm talking about with a profile view you can see how his chin is so recessed that it's behind his mouth.
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I still stand by my previous comment from nearly a year ago that a cheap 15 dollar pair of clippers with a one inch guard would be a lot cheaper for him and look a lot better on him then whatever he currently gets.
Cardinal Cardinal said:
Wasn't he spending around 70 dollars on his hair-cut according to the bank leaks? I know it can get pricey in bigger areas but that seems like way too much for just a haircut, I was confident he is getting it dyed there.
70 also seems like it wouldn't be enough to cover both a woman and a man's haircut. Kat was getting some experimental cuts which I would guess blows 70 dollars out of the water.
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I believe it was closer to 60 then 70, but I would absolutely be pissed if I went to a "professional" and paid anything over 20 and got that awful shit constantly.
 
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Cardinal Cardinal said:
Wasn't he spending around 70 dollars on his hair-cut according to the bank leaks? I know it can get pricey in bigger areas but that seems like way too much for just a haircut, I was confident he is getting it dyed there.
70 also seems like it wouldn't be enough to cover both a woman and a man's haircut. Kat was getting some experimental cuts which I would guess blows 70 dollars out of the water.
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$70 is probably enough for cut and color for a man. It’s too little for anything with a woman’s hair, at least in Washington state. Also, Kat colors her hair too.

Phil’s is the worst professional color I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know what else to say. I stare at his awful hair and the face sacs alternately.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
$70 is probably enough for cut and color for a man. It’s too little for anything with a woman’s hair, at least in Washington state. Also, Kat colors her hair too.

Phil’s is the worst professional color I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know what else to say. I stare at his awful hair and the face sacs alternately.
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He probably goes to the same person on purpose, for a few reasons.

1. It sticks to his routine. Same cut, same person. Phil would bitch if he had any kind of undertones or anything besides “greaser black”.

2. He can trust her not to sabotage him. That haircut is an atrocity, but you get what I mean.

3. She probably doesn’t give any pushback to his insane ramblings (if he even talks at all)

It’s honestly probably one of the few things he’s never bitched about, that I can remember at least, which is amazing since he fucking hates everything and takes every opportunity to find ANYTHING to cry about.
 
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Iron Father said:
Yet he gets more bitches than incels who are objectively more attractive than him. Incels are retarded and gay.
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I wouldn't consider it a huge win over the incels because A) Leanna and Khet were fans of his and B) Both came from extenuating circumstances he could unintentionally manipulate.

Also Phil was a literal incel who wrote out a whole manifesto on women back in the early 2000s when Tacochan turned him down.
 
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