Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Spoiler: Text

Today’s matter of business was conducting my ritual for Walpurgisnacht… Yes, a day early and during the day. I do things when I can, time, and more importantly, energy permitting. I also wanted to leave a day in between this and my Beltane ritual, to have time to recuperate.

At any rate, it wasn’t exactly a successful ritual. There I was, on the side of the mountain, and my offering was only smoking. It had burned about 1/4th of the way and then just fizzled out. I asked Loki for some flames, and he only laughed at me. Then, he spilled my bottle of alcohol all over my ceremonial patch.

I can’t be mad at him, because he’s had a rough time as of late. Not only is he trying yet again to escape his confines, but he’s been battling someone for me. First, a journey I went on seemed to hint that I had an attachment. Then, I received further confirmation via an aura scan that someone had it out for me. It seems that a deceased family member is not-too-pleased at me being a transgender pagan. I tried to get more details, but said person was blocking the scanner from seeing. All I know is that it’s a woman, and she’s got someone trying to fight off Loki. I have my suspicions, but a visit to local shamanic practitioner should provide further clarity. Just by booking an appointment, I have them running scared, says Loki.

The weather outside is definitely summery, and both of my gardens are finally sprouting. Cross your fingers that this is the year I finally have Mullein in my life to guide me.

So she tried to set fire to something on a mountain and it got blown out, then her drink got spilled over her patch lol. These things weren't caused by a breeze or her retard gripping style, definitely not something as mundane as those things. She's blaming these pratfalls on the fact that Loki is worn out from battling a dead transphobic relative. I reckon it's because Loki is a trickster, thinks her patches are shit, plus he works for us now.
OMG can't wait for the rundown of this visit to a local Shaman.

 

[Snake Pussy]

I think she means rubbing alcohol - probably to pour on her "offerings" before lighting them on fire so they burn better. She's going to start a forest fire

 

[Vandy2]

more Norse bullshit where she’s still saying the word when she could just say the meaning… and is that really comparable to what is being highlighted there? No? Shut the fuck up, Staph

All this reads as is Gyro saying is that being called the Norse version of faggot qualifies them for the death penalty.

I think she means rubbing alcohol - probably to pour on her "offerings" before lighting them on fire so they burn better. She's going to start a forest fire

Alcohol is a common pagan offering so they're probably giving Loki an offering of Pabst.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

more Norse bullshit where she’s still saying the word when she could just say the meaning… and is that really comparable to what is being highlighted there? No? Shut the fuck up, Staph.

It's not a curse, it's a legal declaration. Someone says "I publicly declare you to be a faggot!" and that puts your status in society at risk. Standing accused of faggotry you now have the right to challenge the accuser to a duel to the death without giving his family the right to avenge him. Should you refrain from making use of that right you automatically concede that you are, in fact, a faggot.
Very progressive the Norse, we can learn much from them.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

OMG can't wait for the rundown of this visit to a local Shaman.

Putting her government disability to good use, as always.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Not much to report on my end but 1 post and some stupid tags. Also, suspected twitter is at 2 followers.


“asked to”
I have a feeling it’s her begging them to let her speak and they let her because she is a retard


It is very much chronically online and the real world definitely thinks it’s stupid. They were humoring OP, more than likely, thinking they were an actual psych case. Or, figure this: they were gender specials too, because so many idiots are at college now.


I’m pretty sure your parents support you, dipshit.



YOU AREN’T DISABLED and that is an incredibly easy thing to fix and also you have too much muscle tone?? Press X to doubt.

 

[Chromeo]

I can’t be mad at him, because he’s had a rough time as of late.

She sounds like an abused spouse lmao
"It's okay that Loki comes home drunk and hits me, he's had a hard time at work lately!"

YOU AREN’T DISABLED and that is an incredibly easy thing to fix and also you have too much muscle tone?? Press X to doubt.

oh my GOD Stephanie that's a disorder for infants and at best you're just sore because you never exercise and just went for a lengthy walk. Just because you're sore doesn't mean it's a disorder ffs

 

[Vandy2]

It's because you're a sedentary potato and don't stretch before mild exercise or drink enough water.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

okay well this deserves its own post because I’m falling down a rabbit hole all because I was checking my damn facebook

fuck you mark zuckerberg, first off

moving on, I’m sure we have the facebook but here it is anyway.


Picking fights on facebook like the trans boomer she is
(also “more mad” and not “madder” … Staph is truly a blight to the English language)

This is just some caps of her gallery, nothing too exciting— just more of her dumb face looking smug and scarily, very teenager-appearing because I’m pretty sure I saw kids exactly like her when I was in high school back and that was after her time in high school.

I’m sure we have these, thus just the gallery cap. They’re still hilarious, though.

Spoiler: facebook photo gallery

But, this rabbit hole… I was curious about her general information.

Conversing with PYP, Larson is her biological father’s name. This is, obviously, not him given he is actively posting— so he must be some sort of relative, perhaps her uncle? This is his website.

In losing her profile from my “suggested” and having to re-search it, I then found her backup account.

Just these picrews. Friends are genderspecial-looking bullshit. It’s actually hilarious the names they have and the hair colours and just… the everything. I could go for years searching through their profiles.

That’s what I got. This is the bullshit I get up to, to decompress after class.

edit:
just when I delete all the screencaps off my damn tablet, I go to her tumblr and find a post

disgusting purely for the fact she means jeffrey dahmer

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Friends are genderspecial-looking bullshit.

Annnnd... someone I watch for amusement on FB has a mutal with her. What a small world.
The person with one degree of separation from Yarrow is a huge trainwreck, but nowhere near KF-thread level. This is fucking hilarious.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Please, a thought exercise: mentally erase the first three words, observe the choice of wording on what remains, and keep in mind this is being reblogged by someone who wrote erotic fiction about a dude getting dicked by a wolf.

Just an interesting choice, isn't it?

Way to live up to her White Girl heritage amirite.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

I was looking under her transmasc accounts (hoping against hope she had uploaded another tard ritual on YT), and I don't think this has been posted yet. I love that claiming you've been stalked by aliens is perfectly normal in Steph's world, but believing sex/genitals have any impact on your identity is a step too far for our open minded heroine. Staph alien arc when?

 

[Doktor Grimm]

It is very much chronically online and the real world definitely thinks it’s stupid. They were humoring OP, more than likely, thinking they were an actual psych case. Or, figure this: they were gender specials too, because so many idiots are at college now.

Discussing something with a class of psych majors in their late teens/early twenties might just be the absolute worst way to tell whether it's "chronically online" or not. If Steph were to get up in front of that same group to speak about how MJ's ghost made her say the N-word, they'd probably give her a standing ovation, then spend the next ten minutes discussing their own experiences with spectral possession.

Speaking of Steph, it's rather funny to see her moralise about how "nobody cares about discourse offline" when literally all she does is engage in discourse 24/7/365. Practice what you preach queen!!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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I was looking under her transmasc accounts (hoping against hope she had uploaded another tard ritual on YT), and I don't think this has been posted yet. I love that claiming you've been stalked by aliens is perfectly normal in Steph's world, but believing sex/genitals have any impact on your identity is a step too far for our open minded heroine. Staph alien arc when?

She once wrote in one of her older Reddit accounts that the only reason that she supported people owning guns for any reason was so that they could shoot at any aliens that appeared Hopkinsville incident style. Not too far fetched to assume that the ghostfucker would get into alien fucking if she found the “right” kind. We will probably know when she starts posting Nordic alien Jeffrey Dahmer AUs or something

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I’m pretty sure your parents support you, dipshit.

She thinks they're unsupportive because they won't validate her ever changing sparklegender, even though they still pay for everything and have gone to pride events with her, it's almost certain they don't truly believe their daughter is actually a gay man who's also genderless/sexless and a mythical creature.

Just these picrews. Friends are genderspecial-looking bullshit. It’s actually hilarious the names they have and the hair colours and just… the everything. I could go for years searching through their profiles.

lol, BLM shirt. As much as she sees herself as a champion for all the woke causes, I wouldn't doubt she'd flip the fuck out if a black stranger misgendered her, and maybe even channel the ghost of MJ and drop the N bomb again. There's something extra hilarious about genderspecials who claim to stand up for minorities, when said minorities don't buy into the idea that there are more than two genders.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Spoiler: facebook photo gallery

People often suppose Stephanie is autistic (and btw, she claims to be), using her "confused boner" incident and other mouth-breathing selfies as evidence. But imo, she's simply actively, fantastically, incredibly delusional about how she looks, not face blind or confused about her appearance.
I submit this ^ gallery as evidence. She can read expressions perfectly well, repeatedly choosing the most smug, looking-down-her-nose, three-quarter turn pose possible.

Just like she knows very well that nobody is "rutting" her (vomit) and that she does not have a husband. Tricking casual readers into mistaking you for a married person with a loving relationship doesn't make it true when the computer turns off and the only thing you're actually "oppressed" by is the silence of your apartment

 

[moorhen]

I’m sure we have these, thus just the gallery cap. They’re still hilarious, though.

All those pictures and she’s alone in every single one. Isn’t Facebook where boomers like Steph post pictures of themselves with their friends?

just when I delete all the screencaps off my damn tablet, I go to her tumblr and find a post

She’s so sad. Real pathetic stuff.

 

[JaneThough]

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I was looking under her transmasc accounts (hoping against hope she had uploaded another tard ritual on YT), and I don't think this has been posted yet. I love that claiming you've been stalked by aliens is perfectly normal in Steph's world, but believing sex/genitals have any impact on your identity is a step too far for our open minded heroine. Staph alien arc when?

This movie came out in 1989 Staph.

 

[AfghanBlue]

So she tried to set fire to something on a mountain and it got blown out

This is a question in genuine ignorance - is Endicott a mountainous region? Or does she mean a big hill? I'm leaning towards no, it's not mountiany, but I honestly know absolutely jack-shit about NY state.

You'd think an actual trek up an actual mountain might result in a snap or two. Of a picture, that is. Not her fat ankles.

(I've noticed Americans of a certain sort, always rather annoyingly call all seas "oceans", all walks "hikes" and all hills "moutains". But I can not imagine miss 'can't go to watch my absolute favorite musician in nearest city as I do not have a teleporter' making her way to a mountain - full stop, but if so, certainly without making the biggest deal of it ever.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

This is a question in genuine ignorance - is Endicott a mountainous region? Or does she mean a big hill? I'm leaning towards no, it's not mountiany, but I honestly know absolutely jack-shit about NY state.

She always writes in a grandiose style on her personal blog posts. Nowhere else online does she adopt this pretentious tone, which is hysterical, because she sounds totally schizo when she does it. She has mentioned a hill that she goes to do majiks, which I think someone pointed out on Google maps once. I reckon that the 'mountain' is really a small hill at the Hilltop park.

The suspected alt has two followers... And is pushing past 30 posts. She is literally posting for no-one but herself. Due to the name/bio, I'm thinking she is going to use it to grift a ride to the Till gig, so she should be opening it any day now, when she builds up more followers.

Spoiler: Fuck it

Here it is:

I don't advise following her because she only has two followers. All we can do is wait for her to unlock it. I just wanted everyone to know that she is back on Twitter, despite saying she was leaving. Also, that picture of Till is rancid. It looks like the PFP of a middle aged man on Tinder.