The deep autism of Hungarian politics - Is the nation a lolcow in and of itself?

[The giant penis of doom]

ferenc szalasi or miklos horthy

That's an easy one. Szálasi was a fucking retard really heavy on larp. Horthy was a realist, and a fucking nobleman and admiral (where the joke arrives, how can a country without a shore have an admiral, but we had Fiume/Rijeka until the Croats gypsied it off of us), him riding into Budapest on a white horse, cleansing the Sin City was the most majestic moment of modern Hungarian history.

The problem with Horthy, and most of the population is that we are extremely laid back in general, especially on the JQ. We have this very casual everyday anti-semitism going very widespread, but if it would come to actually doing something, especially if a German commands it, then fuck that noise.

As for why Jobbik went rogue, at the 2018 elections Vona, the charismatic leader of the party said if they don't win, he'll resign. They didn't win, obviously, nobody thought they would win, so this is basically political euthanasia from him. They had a good 10-20%, depending on current events. After he left, the party basically imploded, Dorci and the others tried to save something but it was not to be, only the politicians who just do it for the easy paycheck remained. They had a good run, starting with actually based shit, like forming a paramilitary group and marching through gypsy infested villages (hence why the REEEEEing from western media), then they got more political, but still keeping the edge. Then that happened.
I assume any credible actually rightwing movement will be destroyed by forces, we'll see where MHM goes.

 

[Male Idiot]

Those are pretty old pictures of her.

He was an admiral of the Austro-Hungarian navy, so he initially had ships.

 

[The giant penis of doom]

I’d like to discuss in detail how to fill her womb with fertile, white seed!

Talking about fuckable faces in politics, Fidesz has the opposition beat handily. Even though they just gave up this elegant gal:

They still have a few heavy hitters. This is their candidate (who'll lose) for mayor of Budapest:

And one for the footfags:


Bonus porn secretary looking bitch:

 

[latinlover]

Is this the thread for thirstposting about Dora Duro?

Have at it, brotherman, let the goonsesh begin

heavy hitters

Szentkiralyi looks like a kleptomaniac who let their intrusive throughts win at the chromosome store, but you do you.
Parkanyi does look really hot though, you have a point with that one.

Just a good example, Magyar is from a "Good family lineage" and a "gentlemen" , which ... translates to clout somehow. He is well mannered upper middle class, which is a boost against the peasant born Orbán. This is very a very Indian method of thinking.

Literal first time I ever see this take. It being an Indian method of thinking wouldn't be very far from Orban though, who doesn't have a whole lot of 'Orban' in his family tree, a lot more of 'Orsos' though. If you haven't interacted with the local casteless population, Orsos is a name that very few whities have- it almost exclusively signals the bearer being a gypsy, seeing as 'orsó' in the name 'Orsós' refers to a piece of wood used for threading wool (?), woodcarving was a quintessentially gypsy profession which is the history behind a lot of these names (Lakatos being another prominent one referring to metalsmiths making locks and other trinkets)

Turkish and Finnish are mostly solid, with Hun somewhat solid

Unless there's been some news the last one or two years, Huns are 100% unrelated (the word isn't even etimologically related), and even the more schizoid 'historians' (sources cited: plastic bag filled with Technokol Rapid) only claim the Szekelys to be related to them, which are quite mysterious to be fair but the hunnic heritage is still the least likely one- it is very possible they were part of the original Avar confederacy which would explain why they were there a lot sooner than the original conquering hungarians, them being related to the Gepids is also an interesting take.

Horse archery's great fun and I don't generally bully the 'wewuzhunz' people but like all the neighbouring countries, everyone's just a mutt- the chink has been bred out of them fairly quickly following the conversion to Christianity and filling up the country with an assortment of different ethnicities of peasants.

 

[Male Idiot]

Literal first time I ever see this take.

I heard that from several old ladies.


I have seen the hunnic things somwhere, but it could be "we found 1 of the same asian gene from this old hun and hungarian grave!" type of things.

Its hard to tell what is Technokol Rapid what not.

The ones I said were linguistic mostly, and very distantly related. The whole euro-crew of germans, brits and french are more closely related than we are to Finns I think.

Genetically, I think I saw a study that put us closest at, duh, Austrians, sometimes Czech and Slovaks, and others refuting it. It is really a mess of deboooonking.

https://www.thedockyards.com/genetic-maps-of-europe/

 

[The giant penis of doom]

Based Orbitron doing based shit. I just wish he got rid of the gut, I want a good 2-3 decades out of him further.

 

[latinlover]

Same with Azov, as they are dirty land thief gypsies but also neo nazis brothers. This usually ended by various skinheads throwing their hands up and going "who cares not our problem" .

Also could have addressed this in the last post, but fuck it.

I think a lot of people outside of Europe are unaware of how different far-far right is in the autistic Carpathian thunderdome. An Argentinian neo nazi? Hates niggers and brownies, luv YT, simple as. A Texan? Hate niggers and brownies, luv YT, simple as. A britbong skinhead? Same. The hohol neo nazis and the Iron Guard codreanularpers, slovaks, and to a lesser degree (recently) serbs are fundamentally and in their fibers completely and utterly anti-hungarian, it is one of the principal characteristics that define them, they just fucking hate them, even though genetically there's literally 0 difference between a present day slovak and hungarian for example.

 

[Male Idiot]

The local skinheads aren't fond of slavs either, but yeah that's true. It is an all together race to the "No, we was the Führer's chosen, not you! You are beneath us, bow to us!" though Hungary did get a bit of a legitimacy with the Vienna awards, even though that was likely geopolitically and not racially motivated by the Reich. Who encouraged this rivalry to motivate the smaller axis lapdog nations.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Orban is claiming his people are Turkic right now and I think that's really funny.

Why? They're Turkic.

 

[Chongqing]

Why? They're Turkic.

They don't seem to have Turkic DNA, don't seem to descend from Turks. They don't have the common Turk-eyes that you see in different ethnic groups from Bosnia to Mongolia.

Like, I can see that they're not by their eyes, eyebrows and brow ridges.

 

[capitalBBustard]

You sound like you have a bad case of protagonist syndrome (read: complete ignorance lack of perspective regarding other countries). You're not special, every one of your neighbours is just as retarded and we wuz as you, if not more, and your politics is literally just generic globohomo shitlib subversives vs cuckservatives every other western country suffers from too.

A lot of your trivia tier shit reeks of you being terminally online too. I'm pretty sure other Hungarian users have openly said you wildly mischaracterize your own country.

 

[Male Idiot]

We are just here to laugh at all the silly antics of the political elite. They do some funny antics, as so far I have not seen any left wing party flip flop on covid anywhere else once the good old democrat hug a chinaman campaign ended. It was lockdowns good, vaccines good, all the way. We got a new flavour of them mixing it up.

I tagged the users just in case in the first post. Just to prevent us from offrailing other eastern european topics.

We have a same thread with @AgendaPoster and Romania, and other stupid stuff like theology or incels. If the mods think, they can move this to mass debates as well.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Esteemed scholars of Hungarautism :

@Halmaz @latinlover @The giant penis of doom

Whoa you guys are numerous. I should've learned the language from one of my grandmas.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

As a kid, I once had to write an essay on a historically important site in a foreign country. I chose Hungary because it seemed obscure and therefore cool.

I masturbated and played video games instead of studying only to go with "Chain Bridge," whatever the fuck that was and I failed.

Your country let me down when I was young and I still get triggered when I see an smelly foreign man making love to a horse, which I assume is Hungarian culture.

I would like an apology, please.

 

[Male Idiot]

As a kid, I once had to write an essay on a historically important site in a foreign country. I chose Hungary because it seemed obscure and therefore cool.

I masturbated and played video games instead of studying only to go with "Chain Bridge," whatever the fuck that was and I failed.

Your country let me down when I was young and I still get triggered when I see an smelly foreign man making love to a horse, which I assume is Hungarian culture.

I would like an apology, please.

Sorry that the bridge was not up to stuff against Pamel Anderson's tits (I am hoping it was a woman's picture), but I'm afraid that's not a Hungarian. That's a half-Irish half-Polish american called Vaush aka Ian Kochinski. Home grown Californian culture.

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

It was Katy Sagal, actually... And apology accepted, my ethnically challenged friend.

 

[Male Idiot]

It was Katy Sagal, actually... And apology accepted, my ethnically challenged friend.

Wait Peggy Bundy? Not even Kelly?

 

[Romeo]

This is a post made in order to not off-topic the Russia thread. If the moderators think it belongs in Mass debates or any other section, please feel free to move it.

I did mention about creating a Hungarian General thread in Prospering Grounds to then be moved to the International Clique forum, but oh well.

Speaking of the Hungarian government, I found it crazy how two of the country's ambassadors are direct members of the House of Habsburg-Lorraine, you know, the former ruling house of Austria-Hungary?

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Archduke Georg von Habsburg of Austria (Habsburg György)​	Archduke Eduard von Habsburg of Austria (Habsburg Eduard)​
Hungary's Ambassador to France​	Hungary's Ambassador to the Vatican City​
Grandson to the last Emperor of Austria-Hungary, Charles I and IV of Austria and Hungary respectively (through his father Otto von Habsburg)​	Great-great-great-grandson to the second-to-last Emperor of Austria-Hungary, Franz Joseph I (through his father Archduke of Michael, grandfather Archduke Jozef Franz, great-grandmother Princess Auguste of Bavaria, and great-great-grandmother Archduchess Gisela of Austria, daughter of Franz Joseph I) Descended in the male line of Emperor Leopold II, Holy Roman Emperor (and also Habsburg)
Has three kids with his Protestant wife Eilika, Duchess of Oldenburg (an ancient European dynasty whose members are monarchs of the United Kingdom, Norway, Spain, Denmark, Russia, Sweden, and Greece) President of Red Cross in Hungary Hungary's Ambassador extraordinary to the European Parliament in 1996	Has a YouTube channel, where he makes pörkölt Has six kids with his wife Maria Theresia von Gudenus, a descendant of Archduke Johann of Austria (also Habsburg) Devoutly Catholic Wrote a book on his house and its accomplishments Also wrote a children's book

So in case if the republic does collapse, since all your politicians and political parties are mostly lolcows, can you restore the monarchy of Hungary with either of these two fine gentlemen? Also, restoring the Hungarian monarchy with a Habsburg is a nice big middle finger to Austria for being a country full of cucks.

Come on, make my monarchist delusions true damnit.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Has a YouTube channel, where he makes pörkölt

What is porkolt? Is it edible or strange Hungarian witchcraft?

 

[Mellisuga Helenae]

Wait Peggy Bundy? Not even Kelly?

Peg Bundy was a smoke show in a grungy, white trash kinda way. I assumed an Eastern European would understand how that's attractive.

Plus, I just never sexualized Kelly for whatever reason. Looking back, Christina Applegate was a real babe in her 20's, but that ship has sailed.

I also only had dial up at the time and it was either Peg Bundy or waiting ten minutes for a low res titty to load while trying not to get caught. Surely, you can understand that. At least I wasn't cranking it to Amanda Bearse or Chinese cartoon girls.

I was exactly the kind of kid that would write an essay on Hungary. Truly, a white trash child in a technologically backwards, irrelevant shithole masturbating to Katy Sagal.

I'm, like, a spiritual Hungarian.