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Complete Reprobate said:
That truly is a good hack job, barring filters.

Thought - maybe she didn't have to get the actual chop? The nipples are mostly symmetrical and she seems very slim to begin with. Lipo of some sort?
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100% she got the keyhole surgery. They don't have to slash you open for it and usually the nips are retained, but only A cups or smaller qualify
 
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pink cigarettes said:
100% she got the keyhole surgery. They don't have to slash you open for it and usually the nips are retained, but only A cups or smaller qualify
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I thought the same but it looks like some sort of thing has gone on under the nips. Or do you think it's just markings for where they remove the breast tissue from the inside??
 
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I am cheating and borrowing this from a consoomer thread post, I checked and indeed the poster is a FTM, there's selfies in her profile.

This is a what a dood cave looks like.

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Mybrotherisabrickhon said:
Mr limpy xsmall and Mr limpy large with 2 different hands for scale. Courtesy of Amazon reviewers
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The image of an oblivious woman terrorizing kids with that fully erect campaign tent in her pants is just too funny. I hope it was a real story
 
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Poonocchio said:
I thought the same but it looks like some sort of thing has gone on under the nips. Or do you think it's just markings for where they remove the breast tissue from the inside??
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That's definitely it. That's the dark dark purple skin marker, marked before surgery (maybe while standing) and not washed off yet because it's too early in the healing to shower.

Anasa Tristis said:
At first look I thought the STP hollow balls was a design flaw. But it's an overflow reservoir. So you don't get a backed up urine stain on the front of your manly trousers.
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True and honest men can confirm--pee is stored in the balls.
 
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Perler beads lend themselves really well to pooner making. Here’s my first attempt, the ears could be better but she makes up for it by being magnetic and waiting to remind me to grab some burgers and ‘brats from the supermarket for the boys. Living alone means never having to choose between your Jiggpuff Pooner collection and another.
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WonderWino said:
Indoctrinated if its lucky. Mark my words sooner or later one of these loons is going to push for trooning out their pets and try to force vets to participate in dog and cat trans surgeries. Inevitably that will lead to female dogs with rot dogs sewn on
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This reminds me of a scene from Lunatics where Jana the pet psychic does this exact thing

 
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Perler beads lend themselves really well to pooner making. Here’s my first attempt, the ears could be better but she makes up for it by being magnetic and waiting to remind me to grab some burgers and ‘brats from the supermarket for the boys. Living alone means never having to choose between your Jiggpuff Pooner collection and another.
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Aw, she's adorable. I would put her in my pocket, bringing her on a hecking adventure when I go grocery shopping or something
 
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Holy shit she's so desperate to be a victim. If my retarded troon daughter shoved a kielbasa in her shorts then basically implied I was leering at her, I would immediately put myself into debt in order to send her away to boarding school. "Omg you guys, I'm a 12 year old girl and my mom took me shopping for a bra. Why would she even be looking at that part of my body?? Idk should I feel unsafe or?????"
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Ah yes, gender neutral nail polish, that everyday essential all heccin' manly men would never been seen without...
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Ugggh, last weekend me and the boys were just chillin’ like rockstar villains and my main boy, Caydyn looked at my hands and said, “yo, Jaidin, that nail polish you’re wearing…I think it’s girl nail polish… it’s not for boys!” I was so humiliated! Caydyn and Braedean both had to blanket burrito me for an hour before I could stop crying while Aydon made a batch of piña coladas. It’s important to always get affirming makeup when you and the doods are trying to stand strong in a patriarchal, capitalist world.
 
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