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Like an actual land whale. Beautiful.
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I used to when I was a kid; when I helped my parents do the yardwork, our ancient wooden handled shears were way too heavy for me to hold for any length of time, so halfway through trimming the grass borders I'd end up on my belly... at least until I was ten, and I had a growth spurt, and then I got slung behind the lawnmower.In all of my years of gardening, I've never had to lie on the ground to do any of it. Bend double from the waist, squat, kneel, and (very rarely) get down on hands and knees to crawl? Yes. Flop down like a bloated slug on the ground and inch my way along? Never. And I've never seen any of the old ladies or gents I've lived near do it either. That's absolutely a fat thing.
I know she does it on purpose, but goddamn her exhibition of fatness while doing the most mundane of tasks is so obnoxious. There's literally no good reason for her to be wearing what she's wearing.
I have absolutely no doubt of that. Something is paying the mortgage, and I doubt that Juliana's clerical job and Corissa's influencer larp cover much more than their food bill and random necessities. I wouldn't be surprised if Corissa is producing "exclusive" content for one or two sick fucks, as opposed to her prior pornos that were made for a paysite.I bet she still has feeders giving her cash.
Had to crawl under some structures to pull out weeds and stuff. But that’s not what you’re getting at either. Don’t they have ticks where she is??In all of my years of gardening, I've never had to lie on the ground to do any of it. Bend double from the waist, squat, kneel, and (very rarely) get down on hands and knees to crawl? Yes. Flop down like a bloated slug on the ground and inch my way along? Never. And I've never seen any of the old ladies or gents I've lived near do it either. That's absolutely a fat thing.
Yes, JHad to crawl under some structures to pull out weeds and stuff. But that’s not what you’re getting at either. Don’t they have ticks where she is??
"Living 3 days in bathing suits", yes because when you're obese enough to outsize the vast majority of clothing you own, a bathing suit might as well be the only thing you can wear.Fat Camp:
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Had to crawl under some structures to pull out weeds and stuff. But that’s not what you’re getting at either. Don’t they have ticks where she is??
God, that's a terrifying thought. Are there paralysis ticks in the USA?I bet their swollen calves and ankles are chock full of bloated ticks they just can't see/feel them because they more than likely have the beetus. (Sorry for that image. )
Yes. Corissa said she developed an eating disorder after being bitten by one and getting that disease that makes you allergic to red meat.Had to crawl under some structures to pull out weeds and stuff. But that’s not what you’re getting at either. Don’t they have ticks where she is??
Alpha gal allergy? Urgh, that’s a scary one. Ticks are awful. I would never roll around on long grass like that with bare skin, even here we have Lyme and I think we’ve had a few TBE cases as well.Yes. Corissa said she developed an eating disorder after being bitten by one and getting that disease that makes you allergic to red meat.
Pick a lane, J.
You forgot the best one.DEATH to Zionism EVERYWHERE.
Two slides later: enjoy this lighthearted skit about my imagined illness, starring twoJewsZionists.
Pick a lane, J.
From J's superfluous, and not at all performative, IG, because they have OUTFATTED any chance at actual protest:
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DEATH to Zionism EVERYWHERE.
Two slides later: enjoy this lighthearted skit about my imagined illness, starring twoJewsZionists.
Pick a lane, J.
It would be really funny if she found out after the surgery that the surgeon was an outright Zionist.You forgot the best one.
Hates Jews.......but trusts a (most likely) Jewish doctor to cut off her tits.