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Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF
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Some of those furry tails are buttplugs. He wouldn't, would he..?
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I don't know about other Hispanic cultures, but in Puerto Rican culture, one is still considered Puerto Rican if only one parent is Puerto Rican. Although even half is infinitely more than 0.
@Ravenor, do you know how Phil got obsessed with stuffing stuff up his arse?
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Not exactly but I know it was around the same time he got into anime in a big way.
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I shudder to think of what kind of anime would inspire a sodomy fetish
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I shudder to think of what kind of anime would inspire a sodomy fetish
I think one evolved into the other he got into anime to feel at home in collage with the only people who'd put up with him and then because of his growing infatuation with Dusty he took it to the illogical conclusion in the way only lolcows seem to be able to do.
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Honestly, that's a lot of cultures. Like, I'm rather proud of my Asian heritage, but my parents came from two different ethno-linguistic backgrounds within the same country (actually, one of those groups is split between two modern countries right now). I could legitimately call myself both groups because they do make up my heritage, even though I don't speak both languages. Its not like my genetics changed just because I didn't grow up learning something. And just because we all speak English doesn't make us English either.
What Phil, and really a lot of Americans, do is get hung up on the nationality part. Quite honestly, Phil doesn't seem like a stereotypical Latino, but I wouldn't have necessarily questioned his claims if I didn't know him as a liar and a lolcow. There are plenty of fair skinned Latinos of Italian descent. Hell, that describes like half of Argentina, not to mention Uruguay. But Phil insists on doing some sort of weird Cholo-face routine that mixes up Mexico, Puerto Rico and everything southwards (plus Portland, which is about the least Latino city in the US).
It's kind of like all the lolcows who claim to be 1/16th Cherokee princess. In and of itself, it's not terribly unbelievable, given that a lot of white people in the US probably do have Indian ancestry somewhere in their family tree. Its when they start constructing their entire identity around it that it gets ridiculous. Heh, maybe I should start claiming to be some sort of Mughal prince. Can I get something out of that?
I'm not sure whether he was drawn to anime because of the weird deviant art fangirl obsession with yaoi and bishis, or if anime and the associated subculture led him to believe homoerotica was normal, but you're right that it seemed to be perfect timing with his newfound socialization through the anime club and his obsession with Dusty and later Corrine.
I always thought he got into kids anime like Naruto while he was in high school and probably graduated to the shit like Hetalia later on. Honestly, as we all know his sexuality is all kinds of weird and stunted so I suspect that's secondary to the whole thing.
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I shudder to think of what kind of anime would inspire a sodomy fetish
I'm not sure if it's that, but Hetalia seems to turn all its fans into degenerates of some sort.
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Before his entry into the internet things are difficult to ascertain with 100% certainty but the progression into the Phil we know and laugh at today was:
Run of the mill autist > "special" college classes > met up with Cory and Dusty> start of the weeb phase> skater weeb> full blown weeb> Gay weeb> cosplay weeb> commie weeb.
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I have a feeling that while phils behavior may "work" (on some level) for a little longer, as Phil gets older and older and this social justice stuff kind of burns itself out he's going to end up truly homeless and alone. He has to be pretty close to aging out of the crusty quirky hobo hipster scene as it is. Eventually he's going to run out of couches to crash on. Well meaning people may let a downtrodden queer teen or twenty something couch surf but I can't imagine that same schtick would work when Phil is like 50.
Idk maybe he'll just switch identities again in a decade when the scene changes...I guess he's just awful and manipulative enough to happily parasitize everyone around him but not truly mentally ill or dysfunctional enough to become the crazy frost bitten homeless guy who talks to himself on street corners.
Idk maybe he'll just switch identities again in a decade when the scene changes...I guess he's just awful and manipulative enough to happily parasitize everyone around him but not truly mentally ill or dysfunctional enough to become the crazy frost bitten homeless guy who talks to himself on street corners.
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Give it time. He's paranoid, aggressive and deluded, so that's a good starting point.
What Phil has shown with this apartment business is that he has no interest in even trying to become a functional adult, and he's rapidly approaching the age where he'll just be too old to change. He's losing his support rapidly, and his way of coping with that is to cry crocodile tears about all the helpless transwomen, double down on his lies and threaten such friends as he has. If he doesn't sort himself out, he really is going to wind up on his own with no home or support. It'll just be him ranting into an Internet connection. From there, it's a short downward slope to full-on crazy hobo.
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Most people would view having a roof over their head after a period of not having one as an opportunity to get their life together and do something.
Instead, Phil has gone even crazier and just viewed it as an opportunity to be even lazier and just spend all his time raving and ranting at imaginary enemies as well as waving knives at people who aren't there to make them be his friend.
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There are a few charities I donate to that show people getting there life together after being homeless either child runaways, DV victims, an alike and one thing that really hit me right in the feel's with one kid in particular was "Oh god I have a shower I can be clean again" with a look of tears in her eyes.
What's the first thing phil moves in? his collection of butplugs... It really attests to just how homeless he really was and how fucked up his priorities are.
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I wonder how much longer he can keep couch surfing. Would his mom ever intervene before he became seriously homeless?
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Nope his mum is well shut of him, one question I do have it's whats happened to his brother about the time she moved out of the old flat his older brothers paper trail ends, my guess is she sent him off to some tard home to live her new life with Dale, Phil is listed at the same address untill about a year before then he drops off certain records in the state.
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I think it's just that Phil figured out how to take advantage of the SJW scene, so a lot of well-meaning but naive people opened their hearts to this helpless disabled mentally ill trans Latinx. He got enough people on side that he had plenty of options, and I think people gave him a lot of leeway due to being super-disadvantaged and their not wanting to look like transphobic shitlords
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Why does he hate Chris so much? What is it about cheese? Why does he have so many ugly tattoos?
Will I ever forget this potato?
Will I ever forget this potato?
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Chris was manipulated into calling him out in the hopes that it would start a tard fight between the two. Ultimately, Chris has near or completely forgotten about Phil while Taters has continued to bounce and squeak in impotent rage over him. The bigger reason though, is that Chris is more successful than Phil has ever been in his entire life. OPL also puts more effort into being feminine than Phil ever did or currently does which really chaps his ass to no end. So it's a combination of a petty, one-sided feud and jealousy.
Phil just likes cheese. We believe that it's due to him being some sort of human-rodent thing.
Longer answer: Phil believes that his tattoos help smash the patriarchy and capitalism while showing the world what a beautiful tranny-militant-latino-princess he thinks he is. He also for a long while had a bicycle fetish and would post about how he's going to get a bike and learn to ride it after he gets his nuts removed.. He also likes to claim that getting them is akin to therapy.
Simple answer::autism:
No you will never forget him. Every time you close your eyes you will see him, in the back of your mind, between the space of conciseness and dreams, leering at you with with his giant rodentine smile.
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