Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Grape Garden]

Oooh, or cut off the top and make planters. Give it to Cobes with some ez, hanging cactus for hair...like a rat tail cactus.
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So he can be reminded of her beauty.

I've had a weirdly productive day, TWU.
I'm trying something for the hair, and it's working.
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And I started the texture edit of NAL as a Left4Dead spitter. It's not a full model, just painting over the texture of the monster.
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I don't know how to edit the normals, and normal mask, so I'll maybe need some help.
and sorry for the goofy watermarks, I'm vaguely worried about people stealing lol

Honestly, this is an amazing idea, I really want busts or planters of these creatures.

I don't work with 3D printers much if at all really so I wouldnt know but if it can be done I'll take a crack at it.

Usually you can take any 3D file and pull it into the slicer program and do supports for it, you are also able to hollow it out and scale it. When its done and if they want to share and I try to print it I will share the sliced file with the supports if I can get it to work. Could also get a good solid blank of them and then make silicone molds out of them

I guess the shirt is now a collectors item.

I should have bought some last night, holy shit I hate this stupid fucking hag, I loved the art work on that shirt. Good luck with the lawsuit lol, I'm getting real tired of this psychos bullshit. I'm sick of it!

 

[Captain Ahab]

I wonder how much impact this will have on Josh’s YouTube career. Reddit tends to be pretty toxic and cringe, but it was the main place to discuss him. With that gone, I fear he might slowly fade into obscurity.

I’m getting Jason Genova flashbacks. People went too far and his family finally snapped and forbade him from going online. His YouTube went down. Reddit got banned. Everything is gone and his career is dead. You have some people clinging onto the Delray misfits board, but it’s nothing compared to what it was. He doesn’t even want to come back anymore.

I‘m having this feeling in my gut that the second eviction may have gone down much worse than we thought. Clint may have finally snapped.

 

[Twinkie]

cobes makes a few scraps from superchats and people send him food and alcohol. outside of that he's broke on welfare and always will be. this isn't a 'career' and idk why people care if he regresses into obscurity? cobes made content before all the reddit faggotry. he'll continue making content, regardless of what happens on reddit. speaking of eviction, reddit is living rent-free in too many of yalls brains

 

[Grape Garden]

cobes makes a few scraps from superchats and people send him food and alcohol. outside of that he's broke on welfare and always will be. this isn't a 'career' and idk why people care if he regresses into obscurity? cobes made content before all the reddit faggotry. he'll continue making content, regardless of what happens on reddit. speaking of eviction, reddit is living rent-free in too many of yalls brains

True, and he won't stop making no matter how far he falls, he will make dank ass drink combos with 100 subs or 100k, because in his mind he is a famous Youtuber and semi famous musician. I don't think reddit missing will really affect him that much. I mean, reddit is a cesspool of faggots and troons who's asinine glass tapping is ruining it for all of us. Most of them are insufferable, not just in the Cobra realm, anything on there. A lot of things live rent free in peoples heads, same as Jessica Messica being 400lbs lives in yours. Sad thing is that Cobra probably makes more than the reddit fags who post about him. Though, I am certain with Jessica showing up and the lack of streams he's making a lot less than he used to. As with anyone undeserving, he always finds a way. Cobra just keeps winning.

I wonder how much impact this will have on Josh’s YouTube career. Reddit tends to be pretty toxic and cringe, but it was the main place to discuss him. With that gone, I fear he might slowly fade into obscurity.

I’m getting Jason Genova flashbacks. People went too far and his family finally snapped and forbade him from going online. His YouTube went down. Reddit got banned. Everything is gone and his career is dead. You have some people clinging onto the Delray misfits board, but it’s nothing compared to what it was. He doesn’t even want to come back anymore.

I‘m having this feeling in my gut that the second eviction may have gone down much worse than we thought. Clint may have finally snapped.

I imagine he just is taking is sweet ass time unpacking, I don't know if Clint is capable of snapping enough to move Josh to change or stop. Josh seemed comfortable at the rate he was before the surge. The only way Josh will stop is when he's 6ft under or pops the last brain cell and is a vegetable in a home. I've noticed the last few videos he's seemed pretty smug and he talks almost like he used to, not the slow drunk mumbling, but quicker, just with the wind passing over those teeth. He could be just out of booze. Like I said above, he has to have taken a hit with Jessica showing up and the eviction/moving expenses, though we know Clint probably moved it all. The longer she is around and how he avoids streaming or doing anything when she is there is when he will probably fade out.

 

[Twinkie]

A lot of things live rent free in peoples heads, same as Jessica Messica being 400lbs lives in yours.

???

lol imagine being mad that a fat person got called fat

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I only almost used it in a card reader instead of my debit card once...

It's good you stopped yourself. The Cobra Magic that would have surged forth from the card is too powerful. Could have taken down the whole store's POS system.

I loved the art work on that shirt

Real old-school Mad Magazine type stuff. Jessica is such an idiot. People making T-shirts of her could only have increased her views/money. She's a real "cut off her nose to spider face" type, to borrow from Michael Scott.

 

[Grape Garden]

???

lol imagine being mad that a fat person got called fat

I'm not mad, I just found it funny that anytime she's mentioned you're always there to say she's 400lbs. I don't much about her and can't stand to watch her from what I've seen, so I will just take your word on it. I only watch for the NAL lore.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Josh is likely just fumbling with login after the ban and avoiding his saggy xenomorph gf by "being busy unpacking".

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

Speaking of Josh merch, a couple years ago I got to set up a badge printer at my work. So of course I decided to fuck around with the software and well.... I made a small batch of these.
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If you ever run these off again, I would definitely buy one, TWU

 

[Sicko Hunter]

cobes made content before all the reddit faggotry. he'll continue making content, regardless of what happens on reddit. speaking of eviction, reddit is living rent-free in too many of yalls brains

100% and it's something I've wanted to bring up. Why the fuck are we still bringing up the reddit every 10 pages or so when they are banned? /r/kingcobrajfs? Banned. /r/the_boglim? banned. /r/nakedandlaughing? Banned. Why are we even still talking about this? When they still existed and were flagging his channel and fucking with I got it and posted about it plenty myself but they are gone now. We won. Time to move on.

 

[Crab Latte]

I'm not mad, I just found it funny that anytime she's mentioned you're always there to say she's 400lbs. I don't much about her and can't stand to watch her from what I've seen, so I will just take your word on it. I only watch for the NAL lore.

Ya, Twinkie JM is probably like 250 or something but the fact that you always say she's 400 lbs every chance you get makes you look buttmad.

BUT I DIGRESS! At least we got to the bottom of the relationship status sperg.

 

[Twinkie]

Ya, Twinkie JM is probably like 250 or something but the fact that you always say she's 400 lbs every chance you get makes you look buttmad.

BUT I DIGRESS! At least we got to the bottom of the relationship status sperg.

lmao how many times have I even said this? I said it once that I recall, a few pages back because someone pointed out that another NAL reactor is fat, implying Messica isn't. And then another time called Messica a deathfat, which she is. So like???

I'm sorry for pointing out the obvious, that your queen is obese. Cope and feed.

 

[Crab Latte]

lmao how many times have I even said this? I said it once that I recall, a few pages back because someone pointed out that another NAL reactor is fat, implying Messica isn't. And then another time called Messica a deathfat, which she is. So like???

I'm sorry for pointing out the obvious, that your queen is obese. Cope and feed.

No one is 'my queen' ya heifer, I was saying your projection is noticeable

 

[anliteralidiot]

lmao how many times have I even said this? I said it once that I recall, a few pages back because someone pointed out that another NAL reactor is fat, implying Messica isn't. And then another time called Messica a deathfat, which she is. So like???

I'm sorry for pointing out the obvious, that your queen is obese. Cope and feed.

Okay, but, does it matter that JM is fat?
Does it make her streams worse? She doesn't show her face on most of her NAL streams, so can you hear her fat rolls?

I'm not even trying to white knight, hate her all you want. It's just annoying to see it so much. She's one of the best sources for NAL updates right now, since NAL is instagram-only. Repeatedly pointing out her fat, as if being fat is some moral judgement, is silly.

 

[Molly Millions]

The best part is knowing that Cobes will eventually go live and smugly declare victory over the trolls and lecture us about how jealous we are of his bog hag.

"My troles can't handle it toobz. I'm destroying my life for bottom shelf pussy and you're sitting in mommy's basement. I don't need to know glass blowers or shirt makers because I make dank food hacks."

 

[Twinkie]

Okay, but, does it matter that JM is fat?
Does it make her streams worse? She doesn't show her face on most of her NAL streams, so can you hear her fat rolls?

I'm not even trying to white knight, hate her all you want. It's just annoying to see it so much. She's one of the best sources for NAL updates right now, since NAL is instagram-only. Repeatedly pointing out her fat, as if being fat is some moral judgement, is silly.

This is weird coming from you specifically, because you're the one who started this. You posted to insult another reactor and call them fat, giving that as a reason why people shouldn't watch them, while sticking up for Jessica, who is also fat and is arguably fatter than that other cow.

Does it matter that Messica is fat? I dunno, does it matter that what's-her-name is fat? Because you brought that up. So are you projecting? Or just me?

And to answer your question, no it doesn't really matter that any of them are fat which is why I laughed when people got defensive about calling them fat. It's not like I'm saying "don't watch her because fat" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Mushroom King]

Okay, but, does it matter that JM is fat?
Does it make her streams worse? She doesn't show her face on most of her NAL streams, so can you hear her fat rolls?

I'm not even trying to white knight, hate her all you want. It's just annoying to see it so much. She's one of the best sources for NAL updates right now, since NAL is instagram-only. Repeatedly pointing out her fat, as if being fat is some moral judgement, is silly.

I really enjoy Jessica Messica! She has a nice voice and I feel like I'm on a tram with her as a tourism guide, naming lore and events I had no idea existed. She has a great sense of humor and if it weren't for her, I would never watch NAL.

 

[anliteralidiot]

You posted to insult another reactor and call them fat, giving that as a reason why people shouldn't watch them, while sticking up for Jessica, who is also fat and is arguably fatter than that other cow.

Yeah, because the other reactor has her camera on. That's why I brought it up.

ETA
I went to check the last thing I said about any reactor here, and I never said anything about anyone being fat.

On the other hand, who else is covering her?
I tried watching that Auntie Jessie person, and it was just awful. Bitch had her discord notifications on during the stream, and they were nonstop. And she was talking to people without muting herself on the stream, so it just seemed like she was having conversations with herself. Just annoying shit.

JM might suck, but she's been the lesser of the evils.

I might be forgetting something, and I'm happy to be wrong.

Maybe you're mistaking me for someone else.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Goatchoker]

JM is putting in work for NAL content.
Hate her all you want but maybe move it to the gorlworld shit if you’re so bothered.

What color do you think his new place will have as a background? I think a yellow white with the dog chair reappearance