Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Valerie Solanas]

"Makes sense therefore it didn't happen" is a good framework for evaluating claims about Chris-Chan.

A good rule of thumb for Chris is that he generally chooses the most illogical choice available.

Case in point: Chris's main goal in life for the better part of two decades was to get a young white girl to fall in love with him and offer him sex through no effort of his own. And then, when that exact scenario finally happened, he rejected her and decided to fuck his mom instead. His mind truly is an enigma.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris's main goal in life for the better part of two decades was to get a young white girl to fall in love with him and offer him sex through no effort of his own. And then, when that exact scenario finally happened, he rejected her and decided to fuck his mom instead. His mind truly is an enigma.

Lol that was really the cherry on top. I wonder if he had a once in a lifetime moment of self-awareness and thought Fiona could be another troll (and the fact that for once she wasn't is just another cherry on top of the previous one), or if he was being a hypocrite as usual and dismissed her because she is autistic too. He never wanted to date them.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

A good rule of thumb for Chris is that he generally chooses the most illogical choice available.

Case in point: Chris's main goal in life for the better part of two decades was to get a young white girl to fall in love with him and offer him sex through no effort of his own. And then, when that exact scenario finally happened, he rejected her and decided to fuck his mom instead. His mind truly is an enigma.

At this point, this would be the only logical conclusion to the lovequest. Between those Freudian dreams of his and the constant mixed signals that Barb sent, it was only a matter of time that Chris was going to rail Barb.

 

[Optimus Prime]

At this point, this would be the only logical conclusion to the lovequest. Between those Freudian dreams of his and the constant mixed signals that Barb sent, it was only a matter of time that Chris was going to rail Barb.

I'm always reminded, because of how prophetic it ended up being, of the one in-person report a Kiwi gave at one of Chris's hearings in the wake of the macing, about the weird 'petting', and Marvin's response about how he (Marvin) would be doing that with a girl he wanted to get it on with, not his own mother.

 

[Skitarii]

I also will request an APOLOGY from everyone who negrated and talked shit to me when the truth becomes indisputable.

I am sorry...

...sorry that you're a gargantuan faggot

 

[BeatboxBill]

MAJOR UPDATE!

We may (keyword "may") have Flutter’s name.

@Honey Pie mention in the Random Thoughts & Questions thread that Chris is friends with a few people on Duo Lingo and I got curious and decided to join Duo Lingo to figure out who else was on his friend list and a name of "Helmi Ikävalko" appeared in his list and when I searched "Helmi name" on the Brave search engine, it shows in the results that Helmi is in fact a Estonian and Finnish name.




We don’t know for definite if Flutter is indeed Finnish, but we do know from Chris’s past interactions with gal-pals of whom he saw as potential sweethearts that Chris often tried to impress them by taking a big interest in their hobbies (i.e. Chris becoming obsessed with MLP after Megan introduced it to him, Chris listening to Celtic bands after he learned that The Wallflower liked anything Irish) so there is a strong possibility that Flutter is Finnish.

For now, let’s keep a look out for anybody with the name Helmi and find out if Helmi is Flutter.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

MAJOR UPDATE!

We may (keyword "may") have Flutter’s name.

@Honey Pie mention in the Random Thoughts & Questions thread that Chris is friends with a few people on Duo Lingo and I got curious and decided to join Duo Lingo to figure out who else was on his friend list and a name of "Helmi Ikävalko" appeared in his list and when I searched "Helmi name" on the Brave search engine, it shows in the results that Helmi is in fact a Estonian and Finnish name.

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We don’t know for definite if Flutter is indeed Finnish, but we do know from Chris’s past interactions with gal-pals of whom he saw as potential sweethearts that Chris often tried to impress them by taking a big interest in their hobbies (i.e. Chris becoming obsessed with MLP after Megan introduced it to him, Chris listening to Celtic bands after he learned that The Wallflower liked anything Irish) so there is a strong possibility that Flutter is Finnish.

For now, let’s keep a look out for anybody with the name Helmi and find out if Helmi is Flutter.

There is a Facebook match for someone with that name but it's not her based on the photos (way too tall and different face)

 

[BeatboxBill]

There is a Facebook match for someone with that name but it's not her based on the photos (way too tall and different face)

I saw that too, Flutter doesn’t appear to have any social media accounts, I searched through Chris’s followers on his TinyHorse account via X/Twitter and found nothing and I didn’t bother to search his main account because he has way too many followers on there, but I did search her name itself on there and nothing came up, same with Instagram.

I think Flutter knows that she is being observed so she’s probably doing her best to hide herself, but she clearly failed on Duo Lingo since that account is possibly hers.

Edit: I’ve noticed from her Duo Lingo username that she speaks English so there’s a possibility that her parents are from Finland, but Flutter herself grew up in America and speaks fluent English


I did more digging and came across this inactive account on X/Twitter


The face looks round like Flutter’s and judging by the fact this account is old as fuck and she’s now an adult, it is possible that her looks could slightly change.

Again, I am unsure, but she does have long blonde hair and a round looking face which Flutter does have and her username has "Helmi" in it.

Also, I searched "Oona Ikävalko" on Facebook and found an account.
The profile picture makes her look totally different, but this could be because she’s wearing a lot of makeup and the profile photo is from 2018 so her face could have slightly changed, but the person matches the X/Twitter account since they have a photo where she’s not wearing makeup and her face matches the face in the X/Twitter profile picture



Her Instagram page is private so I don’t know if it’s active or not, but considering it only has 1 post then there’s a possibility that it may be inactive


For now, we can consider these as Flutter’s possible social media accounts:
Twitter - Inactive
Facebook - Inactive
Instagram - Possibly inactive/Private

Note: Chris stated that Flutter is in her 30s, but the Twitter accounts says she was 12 in 2013 which means she would have been born in 2001 and that would make her 22 or 23 today

Edit: I just analysed the photos and a current photo of Flutter and an old photo of from Facebook both have matching facial features.
Noticed how they have the same shaped noses and round faces?

 

[AnOminous]

The tism rises.

 

[CrustyDildo]

MAJOR UPDATE!

We may (keyword "may") have Flutter’s name.

@Honey Pie mention in the Random Thoughts & Questions thread that Chris is friends with a few people on Duo Lingo and I got curious and decided to join Duo Lingo to figure out who else was on his friend list and a name of "Helmi Ikävalko" appeared in his list and when I searched "Helmi name" on the Brave search engine, it shows in the results that Helmi is in fact a Estonian and Finnish name.

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We don’t know for definite if Flutter is indeed Finnish, but we do know from Chris’s past interactions with gal-pals of whom he saw as potential sweethearts that Chris often tried to impress them by taking a big interest in their hobbies (i.e. Chris becoming obsessed with MLP after Megan introduced it to him, Chris listening to Celtic bands after he learned that The Wallflower liked anything Irish) so there is a strong possibility that Flutter is Finnish.

For now, let’s keep a look out for anybody with the name Helmi and find out if Helmi is Flutter.

There is a Facebook match for someone with that name but it's not her based on the photos (way too tall and different face)

I saw that too, Flutter doesn’t appear to have any social media accounts, I searched through Chris’s followers on his TinyHorse account via X/Twitter and found nothing and I didn’t bother to search his main account because he has way too many followers on there, but I did search her name itself on there and nothing came up, same with Instagram.

I think Flutter knows that she is being observed so she’s probably doing her best to hide herself, but she clearly failed on Duo Lingo since that account is possibly hers.

Edit: I’ve noticed from her Duo Lingo username that she speaks English so there’s a possibility that her parents are from Finland, but Flutter herself grew up in America and speaks fluent English
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I did more digging and came across this inactive account on X/Twitter
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The face looks round like Flutter’s and judging by the fact this account is old as fuck and she’s now an adult, it is possible that her looks could slightly change.

Again, I am unsure, but she does have long blonde hair and a round looking face which Flutter does have and her username has "Helmi" in it.

Also, I searched "Oona Ikävalko" on Facebook and found an account.
The profile picture makes her look totally different, but this could be because she’s wearing a lot of makeup and the profile photo is from 2018 so her face could have slightly changed, but the person matches the X/Twitter account since they have a photo where she’s not wearing makeup and her face matches the face in the X/Twitter profile picture
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Her Instagram page is private so I don’t know if it’s active or not, but considering it only has 1 post then there’s a possibility that it may be inactive
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For now, we can consider these as Flutter’s possible social media accounts:
Twitter - Inactive
Facebook - Inactive
Instagram - Possibly inactive/Private

Note: Chris stated that Flutter is in her 30s, but the Twitter accounts says she was 12 in 2013 which means she would have been born in 2001 and that would make her 22 or 23 today

Edit: I just analysed the photos and a current photo of Flutter and an old photo of from Facebook both have matching facial features.
Noticed how they have the same shaped noses and round faces?
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Now all we have need is for Chris to say if Egg is Finnish and that will confirm our suspicions.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

If she isn't Flutter this poor Finnish chick is going to be so confused if she googles her name in a few years and this thread shows up.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

She sure looks like the same girl to me.

I wonder how we could confirm this?

 

[BeatboxBill]

If she isn't Flutter this poor Finnish chick is going to be so confused if she googles her name in a few years and this thread shows up.

If it’s not Flutter then I will go back and remove the screenshots and her name and just hope she doesn’t show up on the internet because the last thing I want is for anyone innocent being dragged in to Chris’s bullshit

She sure looks like the same girl to me.

I wonder how we could confirm this?

The only way for certain for us to tell if they’re the same person is if Chris himself mentions Flutter being Finnish, Chris accidentally saying the name matching the accounts or if some ween happens to take a clear photo of her in person

 

[Naenia Ness]

I did more digging and came across this inactive account on X/Twitter
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The face looks round like Flutter’s and judging by the fact this account is old as fuck and she’s now an adult, it is possible that her looks could slightly change.

Again, I am unsure, but she does have long blonde hair and a round looking face which Flutter does have and her username has "Helmi" in it.

Also, I searched "Oona Ikävalko" on Facebook and found an account.
The profile picture makes her look totally different, but this could be because she’s wearing a lot of makeup and the profile photo is from 2018 so her face could have slightly changed, but the person matches the X/Twitter account since they have a photo where she’s not wearing makeup and her face matches the face in the X/Twitter profile picture
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Her Instagram page is private so I don’t know if it’s active or not, but considering it only has 1 post then there’s a possibility that it may be inactive
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For now, we can consider these as Flutter’s possible social media accounts:
Twitter - Inactive
Facebook - Inactive
Instagram - Possibly inactive/Private

Note: Chris stated that Flutter is in her 30s, but the Twitter accounts says she was 12 in 2013 which means she would have been born in 2001 and that would make her 22 or 23 today

Edit: I just analysed the photos and a current photo of Flutter and an old photo of from Facebook both have matching facial features.
Noticed how they have the same shaped noses and round faces?
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The more I look at this the less I think it's Flutter, just a very unfortunate Finnish look alike.

The duo lingo account is far more likely to be Flutter than this random Finnish woman.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I did more digging and came across this inactive account on X/Twitter
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The face looks round like Flutter’s and judging by the fact this account is old as fuck and she’s now an adult, it is possible that her looks could slightly change.

Again, I am unsure, but she does have long blonde hair and a round looking face which Flutter does have and her username has "Helmi" in it.

Also, I searched "Oona Ikävalko" on Facebook and found an account.
The profile picture makes her look totally different, but this could be because she’s wearing a lot of makeup and the profile photo is from 2018 so her face could have slightly changed, but the person matches the X/Twitter account since they have a photo where she’s not wearing makeup and her face matches the face in the X/Twitter profile picture
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Her Instagram page is private so I don’t know if it’s active or not, but considering it only has 1 post then there’s a possibility that it may be inactive
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For now, we can consider these as Flutter’s possible social media accounts:
Twitter - Inactive
Facebook - Inactive
Instagram - Possibly inactive/Private

Note: Chris stated that Flutter is in her 30s, but the Twitter accounts says she was 12 in 2013 which means she would have been born in 2001 and that would make her 22 or 23 today

Edit: I just analysed the photos and a current photo of Flutter and an old photo of from Facebook both have matching facial features.
Noticed how they have the same shaped noses and round faces?
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Side profile is a little different. Nose is too aquiline

 

[BeatboxBill]

The more I look at this the less I think it's Flutter, just a very unfortunate Finnish look alike.

The duo lingo account is far more likely to be Flutter than this random Finnish woman.

If you look at the username on Twitter, it says "Helmi" and the display name has "Ikävalko" and also both women have similar facial features.
Flutter also has blonde hair.

I am not saying it’s definitely her, but I do think it’s possibility due to the name and body features.

Side profile is a little different. Nose is too aquiline

That’s her side though, if you look at her picture where she is facing forward, it looks similar

Again, I am only speculating, I ain’t saying it’s definitely her, but it worth keeping a look out just in case it is her

 

[Honey Pie]

it’s not her, this is Oona Ikavalko in 2023.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErVdOJ2jISI

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

it’s not her, this is Oona Ikavalko in 2023.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErVdOJ2jISI

That could be a different "Oona Ikävalko"

I think it's just a common name in Finland. Still not sold about the flutter theory tho...

 

[BeatboxBill]

it’s not her, this is Oona Ikavalko in 2023.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErVdOJ2jISI

That could be a different "Oona Ikävalko"

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I think it's just a common name in Finland. Still not sold about the flutter theory tho...

Nowhere in my posts did I say it’s 100% her and nobody has to believe it, all I am advising is that we keep watch of the name and the face.

As for that woman in the video, she looks completely different to both Flutter’s photos and the photos of the woman I found, I think she’s just some Finnish celebrity being interviewed.

Anyway, I will shut up about the debate because I don’t want to be autistic and repeat myself to the point of getting thread banned, but we should definitely archive these notes in case (keyword "in case") it is her.

 

[CrustyDildo]

That could be a different "Oona Ikävalko"

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I think it's just a common name in Finland. Still not sold about the flutter theory tho...

I think it could be her, those X accounts were made in 2013 and have been dead since December 2013 and the last activity on her Facebook was September 2018 so anyone can look a bit different within that timeframe