Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Associate Rick]

I don't know why everyone is so bothered by Nick missing streams, he's just getting ready for a live event, he's still Rumbles top guy after all.

 

[Chazzed Up]

People really trying to alog cat owners for talking to their cats like they are people rather than doing the gay ass reddit shit that dog owners do like "woofer poofer gudboi doggarino wants a tweaaat?? yes you do heckin wholesome doggo floggo pupperino !!"

Literal Mutt's Law that dog owners must always be brought up unprompted when cats are a topic of discussion... some of us are annoyed with both dog and cat owners. Nobody's defending dog owners.

I think @Fapcop's point stands that expecting any animal of any sort to comply when talked at is probably unrealistic. If DSP is yelling at an animal for doing something he doesn't like that's retarded.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Rekieta thinking he can lawyer-speak people into accepting his jokes are actually funny is a hilarious bit in of itself, and he should try it out at his nearest open mic as soon as possible.

 

[AnOminous]

DSP and Rekieta is a really fucking weird crossover, though I suppose that “At least he’s not Darksydephil!” Is one of the few good things that you can say about Nick these days.

I think it's more like one of the few good things that you can say about DSP is that he's not Nick Rekieta. At least DSP isn't neglecting five kids and endangering them by driving around drunk with them in his shitty Rustang while speeding.

unless you're Jim, then you can just stream whenever the doctors give you the goofy pills and still get 20k viewers minimum.

Jim is a super special example. Nobody else is Jim.

Now if you’re talking about streaming consistently then sure. (Though wtf else would he be doing? The man has no hobbies and no friends.)

Neither does Nick and DSP is at least some kind of alcoholic, but not so utterly hopelessly fucked up 24/7 that he can't maintain an appearance schedule. Nick vanishes for days at a time with no explanation or absolutely ludicrous "dog ate my face" excuses, then shows up as a twitching ghoul with alcohol withdrawal tremors, barely capable of speaking.

I think @Fapcop's point stands that expecting any animal of any sort to comply when talked at is probably unrealistic. If DSP is yelling at an animal for doing something he doesn't like that's retarded.

I've encountered preternaturally intelligent German shepherds who not only pay attention to what you're saying but often figure it out. Even when they don't, they cock their heads to the side, obviously pay attention, and visibly think about it. I knew one who had at least a couple hundred word vocabulary and if you said something like "get me [specific item]" would actually do just that.

 

[Captain Manning]

From the Tim Pool thread. Coomalot has infiltrated the Tim Dividian compound and convinced Tim "Terrible Judge of Character" Pool as his next mark sponsor for his amateur racing hobby.

Yeah, we actually knew about this in the CG thread last month. I didn't crosspost it here because he had fully transitioned away from Rekieta and I didn't know if anybody would care.

He went from being a Rekieta thing, to being a Ethan Van Sciver thing (two races at Talladega and Dover with middling results), and now he's gonna be a Tim Pool thing.

Basically, he's gonna suck up to and take sponsorship money from any e-ecelbrity stupid enough to give it to him so he can lose at a minor league NASCAR race.

Their money, I guess...

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

I don't know why everyone is so bothered by Nick missing streams, he's just getting ready for a live event, he's still Rumbles top guy after all.
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Man, Dax is looking way healthier than usual in this picture! Glad they’ll get to announce their new podcast together at this live event.

I’ll be honest, I have no idea who Viva Frei is.

 

[Captain Manning]

I’ll be honest, I have no idea who Viva Frei is.

Canadian attorney. Co-wrote Rumble's TOS. Been on with with Nick a few times, but not for a long time now.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I've encountered preternaturally intelligent German shepherds who not only pay attention to what you're saying but often figure it out. Even when they don't, they cock their heads to the side, obviously pay attention, and visibly think about it. I knew one who had at least a couple hundred word vocabulary and if you said something like "get me [specific item]" would actually do just that.

Was referring to saying full sentences at them. With commands usually the animal learns a gesture or tone first before they begin to associate a word. Even still, they will often do the command in response to any word so long as the gesture is used. Cockatoos can learn pretty complex commands though so I imagine dogs can. DSP sperging rants at a cat, though, doubt the cat either understands or cares what he wants it to do. I wouldn't.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Rekieta, do something funny. These retards are arguing about talking to pets now so that's a pretty big indicator that we need content before someone starts talking about how their dog knows how to set up a tripod.

 

[AnOminous]

Was referring to saying full sentences at them. With commands usually the animal learns a gesture or tone first before they begin to associate a word. Even still, they will often do the command in response to any word so long as the gesture is used. Cockatoos can learn pretty complex commands though so I imagine dogs can. DSP sperging rants at a cat, though, doubt the cat either understands or cares what he wants it to do. I wouldn't.

This dog was ridiculously smart and had an absolute hatred of cats. And had a level of abstract thinking where she could recognize not just cats on TV, but tigers and lions as also being cats, and even CARTOON cats, and would bark up a storm until the offending cat was off the screen. Also had a hatred of even the mention of cats, or the names of the cats we had, and figured out that if you were spelling out something to avoid saying the word, that you meant the word.

Not being a pit bull, she understood she wasn't allowed to actually kill them, but obviously detested them.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Rekieta, do something funny. These retards are arguing about talking to pets now so that's a pretty big indicator that we need content before someone starts talking about how their dog knows how to set up a tripod.

If there's one thing you can count on him for, it's to fuck up. It's a guarantee. If he isn't right now, it won't be long.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Was referring to saying full sentences at them. With commands usually the animal learns a gesture or tone first before they begin to associate a word. Even still, they will often do the command in response to any word so long as the gesture is used. Cockatoos can learn pretty complex commands though so I imagine dogs can. DSP sperging rants at a cat, though, doubt the cat either understands or cares what he wants it to do. I wouldn't.

I think you're misunderstanding something here. No one who talks to their cats expects them to understand what's being said. Quit being obtuse and accept that it's normal to talk to your pets like a family member.

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta, do something funny. These retards are arguing about talking to pets now so that's a pretty big indicator that we need content before someone starts talking about how their dog knows how to set up a tripod.

Or something involving butter dishes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or something involving butter dishes.

Or maybe

Spoiler

talk about American Beauty more

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I guess I'm not degenerate enough but it never occurred to me until now that he may be using butter to help himself with putting on the balldo.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I think you're misunderstanding something here. No one who talks to their cats expects them to understand what's being said. Quit being obtuse and accept that it's normal to talk to your pets like a family member.

I'm not saying I don't talk to my pets but I don't try to reason with them. That's what Fapcop described.

 

[nym]

Basically, he's gonna suck up to and take sponsorship money from any e-ecelbrity stupid enough to give it to him so he can lose at a minor league NASCAR race.

Good for him, I wish him the best. I wish I had opportunities like that but I don't go for any so I don't get any. Can't knock the guy chasing after what he can get. Tbh that's something Tim is remarkably good at. Call it a grift or not, it's one way to make a living... and hell, Tim proves you can make a killing with it.

In a world that throws $billions at OF "models" despite endless porn being free, glad to see there's something out there for the guys with no other skills to speak of. No joke.

And then we look to our example of Rekieta on how to blow it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Or maybe

Spoiler

talk about American Beauty more

Yes, we need more evidence that strongly suggests the darker things about him are a reality. I'm already convinced it is, but him slipping up, and accidentally/drunkenly giving us real undeniable proof would be nice.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He went from being a Rekieta thing, to being a Ethan Van Sciver thing (two races at Talladega and Dover with middling results), and now he's gonna be a Tim Pool thing.

Basically, he's gonna suck up to and take sponsorship money from any e-ecelbrity stupid enough to give it to him

Apparently he was a ReviewTechUSA/Dickers sycophant for a while too

 

[elb]

People really trying to alog cat owners for talking to their cats like they are people rather than doing the gay ass reddit shit that dog owners do like "woofer poofer gudboi doggarino wants a tweaaat?? yes you do heckin wholesome doggo floggo pupperino !!"

Okay but why not both

Jessie PS will be on with STMS tonight, could get interesting idk.
“It's the final Evening Show of the week and it's Aaron solo with a special guest at 9pm! JESSE PS FROM PODAWFUL joins us!

We also have plenty of news to talk about, dirt to kick up, gossip to spill. It's going to be a great show! You'll enjoy it!”

And Aaron shared some interesting rekieta things last night. Says the farms is funny and 50/50, 60/40 on theories. I’m sorry but after making the clips summarizing them just feels like a lot of work

With a follow up clip from this morning.