Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiny Chinaman]

A non-practicing lawyer that doesn't even show up in court. Kayla would probably be granted his indentured servitude or public quartering.

He probably has a "black mail" file ready to go in the event that she dare separate herself from his alcoholic faggotry

 

[Oliver Onions]

I cant imagine going through a divorce with a lawyer is pleasant or easy.

Kayla has nothing to worry about then, unless Nick asks Ty for help, but that would also be in her favour since he'd forget to file a motion and Nick would end up paying her his grandfather's entire legacy.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Or something involving butter dishes.

I went out of my way to buy a glass butter dish at a giant garage-ish sale because of Nick's rant about them. Best decision of my life, I'll never understand why my parents never kept butter on the counter as a kid. Having butter that just spreads... like butter should has been wonderful for my morning routine.

Nick has discovered a new problem with Christianity: Evangelicals believe that God sent Jesus to die (~2h7m)

This is so retarded on so many levels, but I'm pretty sure Nick is just trying to get a rise out of Christians at this point. This isn't an argument in good faith, it's a provocation.

"What about the counter evidence? Still waiting to see it!" [same could be applied to Nick's alleged swinger adventures]; "Show me evidence of not wanting to fuck children... I'll wait!"; this retard keeps going for 10 minutes

Demanding someone prove a negative while simultaneously refusing to provide evidence of the positive might be the most hateful form of sophistry there is.

Hey by the way, most of you guys who don't like me are on the same website that posted all [the Monty rumors]" (3h5m); he does that weird grin he always does when he thinks he has outsmarted someone

The farms aggregated rumors from elsewhere and when Monty asked Null to change the language of the thread because certain claims had no basis, Null did his due diligence and complied because the rumors were indeed baseless.

"Montegraph does not successfully hide his pedophilic tendencies... he doesn't deny anything"

Monty sued you because he's not a pedophile. Anyone who takes a moment and actually looks at the "evidence" realizes the preexisting scuttlebutt is baseless.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble has done over 4x YT ( $37 ) thanks to Nicklovesfreepeach. That seems to be a richardoteam alt based on the claim he was banned/timed out by mods. They account for 50% of all rants in terms of money and 17/35 in the number of rants. I am pretty certain Nick did not get front page pick, his viewers not not hitting 9k like they did.

Something happened and it implies moderation may not be sent over the socket anymore? This was the message of richard followed by his alt. Maybe nick himself blocked him?

richardoteam

remember when nick wasnt this cringe and he was number one super chats in north america?

2024-05-02 00:42:10 -0500 CDT

I am only do one of his chats but it's all the same stupid. Goading Nick into saying stuff isn't worth the wasted money. If you do it do it on YT with an apple device. At least he knows how little he gets from them.

Nicklovesfreepeach

"youre such a faggot, Im give you money and you or one of your fag yes men block RickardOteam"

$5

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[Captain Manning]

Aaron’s wife April has a pineapple tattooed on her right ankle. Apparently that’s a sign that she’s “into swinging” (I have no clue why pineapples). Jesse asked Aaron if he’s “into swinging” and he instantly got sheepish and demurred, saying “oh ahh dude I don’t know, I can’t answer that, that gets into like, that’s your person, and you’re sharing her”

Swinger confirmed.

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I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.

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Some articles (you can find others on Google):

https://explore.bookoutdoors.com/guides/what-do-upside-down-pineapples-and-flamingos-mean-at-a-campground/#:~:text=While%20the%20right%2Dside%2Dup,about%20in%20the%20open%3A%20swinging.

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a39861227/upside-down-pineapple-meaning/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10536667/TikTok-user-mortified-secret-meaning-pineapple-tattoo.html

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Mind you, I'm not saying she's not into swinging. Only that, in fairness, her tattoo probably isn't very strong evidence of it.

I'll say one thing about this thread: It's been educational in terms of uhhh... "alternative lifestyles."

 

[Nate Higgers]

I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.

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Some articles (you can find others on Google):

https://explore.bookoutdoors.com/guides/what-do-upside-down-pineapples-and-flamingos-mean-at-a-campground/#:~:text=While%20the%20right%2Dside%2Dup,about%20in%20the%20open%3A%20swinging.

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a39861227/upside-down-pineapple-meaning/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10536667/TikTok-user-mortified-secret-meaning-pineapple-tattoo.html

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Mind you, I'm not saying she's not into swinging. Only that, in fairness, her tattoo probably isn't very strong evidence of it.

I'll say one thing about this thread: It's been educational in terms of uhhh... "alternative lifestyles."

According to the video I watched this morning, she said, quote, “it’s only upside down when I have my feet and legs in the air”

I’ll add the link to the video when I find it but I have no clue about “swinger culture” or why a pineapple is a signifier or even what the proper orientation of the pineapple should be

 

[Captain Manning]

According to the video I watched this morning, she said, quote, “it’s only upside down when I have my feet and legs in the air”

I’ll add the link to the video when I find it but I have no clue about “swinger culture” or why a pineapple is a signifier or even what the proper orientation of the pineapple should be

I dunno. I would think your you'd want the orientation correct under normal circumstances (not with your legs in the air) to clearly but discreetly signify to strangers what you're into.

I just wanted to be fair. Her tattoo alone might not be the smoking gun people think it is.

All of this shit is fucking weird.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Mind you, I'm not saying she's not into swinging. Only that, in fairness, her tattoo probably isn't very strong evidence of it.

I'll say one thing about this thread: It's been educational in terms of uhhh... "alternative lifestyles."

It doesn’t help that when you type in pineapple tattoo one of the suggested searches is “pineapple tattoo swingers”. But yeah I’m learning many things a boring prude like myself would never have know.

But isn’t it so all FUNNY and WEIRD

 

[DumbDude43]

Mind you, I'm not saying she's not into swinging. Only that, in fairness, her tattoo probably isn't very strong evidence of it.

I'll say one thing about this thread: It's been educational in terms of uhhh... "alternative lifestyles."

she has the pineapple tattoo. that's strike 1.
she got a married man to divorce his pregnant wife in order to get with her instead. that's strike 2.
she associates with and hangs out with rekeita, himself a known swinger and cuckold. that's strike 3.

too much evidence piling up to consider it all a coincidence. on their own each of those might be explained away, but when they all come together, it's damning.

 

[Guntkvd]

she has the pineapple tattoo. that's strike 1.
she got a married man to divorce his pregnant wife in order to get with her instead. that's strike 2
she associates with and hangs out with rekeita, himself a known swinger and cuckold. that's strike 3.

too much evidence piling up to consider it all a coincidence. on their own each of those might be explained away, but when they all come together, it's damning.

Aaron also tied his tubes, so he can swing without worrying about getting rekieta pregnant.

 

[Swole McPole]

I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.

From your second link:

"An upside-down pineapple—worn on clothing or jewelry, pushed around in a shopping cart, etc.—is a subtle signal that someone is a swinger or looking for a swinger party. (The pineapple doesn't have to be upside-down to carry that meaning, FYI. The story goes that when a pineapple is set by a front door, or on someone's porch, it signifies that a swinger party is in session.)"

 

[Accidental Protege]

From your second link:

"An upside-down pineapple—worn on clothing or jewelry, pushed around in a shopping cart, etc.—is a subtle signal that someone is a swinger or looking for a swinger party. (The pineapple doesn't have to be upside-down to carry that meaning, FYI. The story goes that when a pineapple is set by a front door, or on someone's porch, it signifies that a swinger party is in session.)"

Pineapples are a classic symbol of hospitality. I'm guessing the upside down thing comes from "inverting" the norm or whatever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Card 4 is my own.

The funny joke should be checked due to the Denny's story, no?

I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.

The easy way to conclude that the pineapple tattoo has nothing to do with that is that April is over a decade younger than Nick. Nick himself is probably younger than the average clientele at the swinger haunts he frequents by a similar amount.

 

[Nate Higgers]

His lack of knowledge of the events reminds me of the YouTubers going to bat for Drex until the full story comes out, and you can see their face fall.

Who went to bat for Drexel? Was it mostly Rekieta Sycophants in the “Lawtube” sphere (plus Coomalot)?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Our Wife has a nose to match Nick's now. Creepy.

Oh pfft, you internet mad-fat! You're obviously just an agist, and all mad-fat about our wife losing weight is all, and you probably look like a fat nerd by an old computer.

I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.

That's entirely possible. I also think it's too much of a coincidence with everything we know about them for this pineapple tat to be just by chance. I think it's also likely she's just an idiot, and didn't think to do it upside down.

 

[trash cat]

[ April ] Swinger confirmed.

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It doesn’t help that when you type in pineapple tattoo one of the suggested searches is “pineapple tattoo swingers”.

 

[Major]

apparently everything is a swinging symbol

 

[elb]

Whoever was in the room letting Nick have this Monty meltdown oughta be slapped. I won’t be uploading the full clip to YouTube, too risky

https://rumble.com/v4swfl9-troll-chats-blocks-montagraph-and-more-defamation-per-se-may-1-2024.html

https://odysee.com/@elissaclips:f/trollchatsmontagraph05012024:0

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

apparently everything is a swinging symbol

Upside down pineapple is probably the single most well known one, ask a boomer who doesn’t swing what it means and they probably know, it’s in the public consciousness for certain demographics. I don’t think people are reaching that much here.

 

[thebigdream]

apparently everything is a swinging symbol

Rekieta's unfinished snake is a symbol for impotency in swinger circles