Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Post Reply]

It is my great privilege to announce that the pig has gone bilingual

"Disfruta de la prisión."

 

[kazak-kazak]

Niggers......It is my great privilege to announce that the pig has gone bilingual

I am actually in pain from laughing right now....like genuinely my lungs hurt

Even better: he hasn't.

That dude wrote the message in Portuguese, but Patrick is such a gigantic imbecile he assumed Mr. Ramon only speaks Spanish.

What a racist fat man!


I'd like to remind you Google Translate automatically identifies a language and yet, somehow, Pat fucked even that up!

Maybe you should have spent more time attending Mr. Ramon classes and less time arguing with that fencepost, Pat.
Fat.


Edit: ninja'ed by @Gentlebastard

 

[AprilRains]

At point will the dollars he owes to Quasi outnumber his followers?

Dear God, for a time, that actually happened.

 

[The Feline Solution]

He is still seething at Leslie.
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"Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison."

"Felony scepticism? 2nd degree chuckling?" Aunt Leslie truly is the best new addition to the Fattyverse.

 

[Post Reply]

I can think of a few differences between occupying some little BLM building and trying to shut down a whole campus. Nuance has never been Patrick's strength.

 

[Judge Holden]

I can think of a few differences between occupying some little BLM building and trying to shut down a whole campus. Nuance has never been Patrick's strength.

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Certified WHYUS.pig moment

Also fat should be careful, dont want his half-domicle declared a zionist supporting establishment and a battalion of milwaukee area retard-activism types to lay siege to it.

Though im sure if this would happen the cops would be willing to step in to protect him and his pro...OH WAIT

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who's a little bit internet savvy is probably going to assume that Fatrick is some kind of gang stalking nutter.

He's a perfect example of the kind of unmitigated asshole whose behavior to everyone is so repulsive he actually turns them into gangstalkers.

saying it here, in the hugbox, which I'm fairly certain he doesn't read - at least, he doesn't directly respond to it - just makes you sound like a fag.

Oh yeah, well you're a frogposter.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Not sure if this has been discussed before but Patrick really is the most versatile lolcow.

For the rightoids out there, he's the juiciest of low hanging fruit: an unironic Shitlib who doesn't even hold his nose in order to vote for Biden. Easy dunks.

For artcow-enjoyers, he has a creative output of D-grade scifi slop which he only writes because it's his path to some nebulous sort of "fame."

For law antics-enjoyers, he has a lolsuit of legendary reputation and is potentially about to pick up more.

For the true crime types, Patrick is like a guilt-free version of your classic family-annihilator.

For your classic cringe afficionados, one need only look at his attempts at "stand up" (I tried but people bombing while doing stand-up comedy is like cartel execution videos to me, I can't do it).

And he's not even mentally retarded (in a medical sense, anyway), so you don't even have to feel the twinges of sympathy one might feel when observing a diagnosed autistic like Larson, Cobes, or CWC. Truly a Jack of all trades but a master of nothing (except, you know, being fat).

Another reason why it's a fucking crime he lost lolcow of the year.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Calling any writer Chuck Wendig-tier is probably the worst insult you could use on them. He's the guy who wrote what's regarded as the worst set of (adult) novels in all of Star Wars, and he only got that gig by sucking Kathleen Kennedy and Pablo Hidalgo's clits on twitter.

I'm still surprised Chuck didn't write the following

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Star+Wars+Fart+Wedding&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FUxKojvQqI0g%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg

(Yes this official Disney Star Wars Canon and no it's far, far from the worst thing in the so called "Canon")
Also more related to Patrick

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm still surprised Chuck didn't write the following

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Star+Wars+Fart+Wedding&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FUxKojvQqI0g%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg

(Yes this official Disney Star Wars Canon and no it's far, far from the worst thing in it)
Also Parrick is FAT and i wouldn't have sex with him

this cannot be real, and if it is real it must have been written by fatrick somehow

 

[Zaryiu2]

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this cannot be real, and if it is real it must have been written by fatrick somehow

Not even Disney, Lucasfilm or whatever the name of the division in charge of the Novels would hire or in any way work with Fatrick

They already have a horde of hack writers to write anything they want

 

[whogoesthere]

Also fat should be careful, dont want his half-domicle declared a zionist supporting establishment and a battalion of milwaukee area retard-activism types to lay siege to it.

If that happened it could turn ugly really quick.

A normal person would just say something like "I have no idea what your talking about, I am just an author of sci fi books, nothing political. I think someone is pranking you or something, sorry" and be done with it.

But its Pat, he would argue from his porch. Penis wafting in the wind, screaming that each and everyone of them is going to enjoy prison. Total fucking riot. Please let it happen.

 

[Markorian]

Not even Disney, Lucasfilm or whatever the name of the division in charge of the Novels would hire or in any way work with Fatrick
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They already have a horde of hack writers to write anything they want

>ACKer and BLACKEDer
Oh, come on

 

[AnOminous]

Another reason why it's a fucking crime he lost lolcow of the year.

He appears to be bucking for it this year, though. Short of another December surprise, he might win with an even more deserving year than last. The cop lolsuit is showing serious potential.

 

[Judge Holden]

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this cannot be real, and if it is real it must have been written by fatrick somehow

I was there the day we found out about this on the Star Wars thread back in 2018.....TLJ had already dealt the mortal blow to the franchise but fuck did that shit hurt to discover the first time around

And ofcourse there was Porkins' Gay selfcare vacation comic in which he befriends an imperial troon...


femboy luke.....


and THATS before we get to the sequel trilogy itself....


That this is the kind of shit, nay the EXACT shit that had fatrick publically squealing and oinking in orgasm in his local theater makes my patposting feel almost cathartic

EDIT: oh yeah I forgot theres also Tarkin being a flaming homo who was being regularly pegged by that stormtrooper Luke killed and stole the armor of in ANH and wanted to take him back to Couracant as arm candy.... also Bea Arthur's character in the Holiday Special being rewritten to be a butch dyke by Wendig.....jesus christ...

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Damn they done my boy bad. Kinda glad I gave up after TLJ and never really dug further into that shitpile.

 

[Judge Holden]

Damn they done my boy bad. Kinda glad I gave up after TLJ and never really dug further into that shitpile.

Seeing the star wars franchise die screaming in real time was a strange yet educative experience in many ways.

In relation to fatrick it made me see just how cheaply the tears and shrieks of artificial enjoyment and choreographed wonder could be drawn from those like him who coveted some beige status of "geekiness" solely by being seen to like the biggest name products.

You didnt need good writing. You didnt need good acting. You didnt even need imaginative or original effects or visuals. You just needed the proverbial jangly keys of mass produced whedon-snark, melodrama less authentic than a 90s mexican telenovela, soulless CGI spam, story beats that were stale in the 70s, and the big plastic franchise sticker to officially mark something as both good and virtuous to consoom.

Fatrick would be the perfect consoomer for this shit were it not for the fact the money he could be spending on rey funko pops is currently in the pockets of trolls he tried to sue

EDIT: on a more pig oriented note WE GOT MORE GLORIOUS STALKER-TRIAL FANFIC


Fuck my ass I love this shit. Also FELONY MUG MAKING

 

[Associate Rick]

the way some people ITT drop shit like "fat faggot with bitch tits" like it's some kind of nuclear own fucking sucks. using juvenile insults like that is only funny because Pat can't resist responding to it seriously, no matter how retarded it is. saying it here, in the hugbox, which I'm fairly certain he doesn't read - at least, he doesn't directly respond to it - just makes you sound like a fag.

It's just the truth.
Fat

Faggot

Bitch tits

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Seeing the star wars franchise die screaming in real time was a strange yet educative experience in many ways.

In relation to fatrick it made me see just how cheaply the tears and shrieks of artificial enjoyment and choreographed wonder could be drawn from those like him who coveted some beige status of "geekiness" solely by being seen to like the biggest name products.

You didnt need good writing. You didnt need good acting. You didnt even need imaginative or original effects or visuals. You just needed the proverbial jangly keys of mass produced whedon-snark, melodrama less authentic than a 90s mexican telenovela, soulless CGI spam, story beats that were stale in the 70s, and the big plastic franchise sticker to officially mark something as both good and virtuous to consoom.

Fatrick would be the perfect consoomer for this shit were it not for the fact the money he could be spending on rey funko pops is currently in the pockets of trolls he tried to sue

EDIT: on a more pig oriented note WE GOT MORE GLORIOUS STALKER-TRIAL FANFIC
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Fuck my ass I love this shit. Also FELONY MUG MAKING
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>replying to @elonmusk
lol.

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

Bitch tits

he looks like a bobble head in this picture wtf. why is his head so massive?