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So you recognize that people are hugboxing you now but think they’ll all be genuine about telling you you’re a woman after the surgery?This is the picture he sent her
Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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I know that troons are socially retarded but even they must know that lifting your shirt in this situation is how you get hate crimed? The only reason you'd lift your shirt to another man would be either challenging them to a fight or flirting with them. Neither of which would be appreciated by type of people she thought they were. It would be like trying to calm down the gang of black youth you met late at night by screaming "niggers" at the top of your lungs.
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I will regret asking but which bit is he sticking up his bum? The metal bit on the right?
Why is it a ukelele?
It has very much not turned out nice again
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How are you even supposed to use that?
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Why you confused? It's right there in the name: it's a plucking machine.
Der weiße Teufel
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My guess would have been that you attach a dildo of your choice to that part.
As for the ukulele, maybe it's supposed to be whimsy?
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I’m gonna go with stealthiness - I bet it folds down and comes with a case. Anyone asks what that case is, you can say it’s your ukelele. Nobody is EVER going to ask someone to take a ukelele out and play it, so your fucking machine hides in plain sight.
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My littlest said to me recently, "you know Mama, there is so much stuff in the world, and there's factories all over making different stuff" then he got the giggles and says "imagine telling all your friends that your Papa works in the toilet seat factory!"
I thought of that when I looked up thread.
At least your Papa doesn't work in the Bumming machine factory...
I thought of that when I looked up thread.
At least your Papa doesn't work in the Bumming machine factory...
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There is a range of attachments, including a dual vaginal/anal one. A fleshlight can also be attached. The whole rig is adjustable so it can point in any direction, and can be controlled by an app, so you can remotely fuck another person. The company also makes tiny units that you can attach via a giant suction cup to a surface, and even a DIY one that is still 200 quid. But you should never quibble about price with a purveyor of these products.
Agree. It’s much more dignified to make artisanal fucking machines.
As an apology…
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They use short hand because they can't spell the full word.
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The greatest fear of a pooner is being misgendered. She puts a giant fake dong in her shorts so people won't call her "ma'am."
The pooner to alt right (alt lite at most) pipeline in action:
There's something shamanistic about wearing a mask of the thing that terrifies you.
I think this is about the latest feminist meme, "Would you rather be in the woods with a man or a bear."
Note there's no actual misogyny or violence on display here. The cunt couldn't get a simple fast food order right. That's not a prejudiced or bigoted belief. It's not a stereotype. It's simply an observation. Prejudice or bigotry would be like saying "I'd rather be in the woods with a bear than a man" because you don't know this notional man and it would be wrong to apply a pejorative stereotype to him.
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r/r4rAsexual•40 min. ago
FredricaTheFox
Hello, I’m an 18 year old trans girl looking for a partner in Bellevue, Washington. Here are a few things you should probably know about me:
I have not been able to transition yet due to living with transphobic parents, so I still look/sound like a cisgender man.
I am asexual. I would greatly prefer a romantic relationship that does not involve sex (which is why I’m posting here, of course). Other forms of intimacy and affection, such as hugging, kissing, holding hands, and cuddling are still important to me, though.
I am demiromantic, so it may take a while for me to develop romantic attraction. With this being said, I am fine dating someone without getting to know them first, though it may take some time for romantic attraction to actually develop.
I don’t want to have kids. I don’t think this will ever change, so if you’re interested in having kids, then I would not want a romantic relationship with you (but friendship is still nice).
I am currently in college. I am currently studying to get a career in computer science.
I am autistic. I sometimes have a hard time reading facial expressions and detecting sarcasm, and I sometimes have a difficult time understanding things.
While I am open to polyamory, I am more interested in being in a monogamous relationship.
I am only comfortable dating girls and nonbinary people. It does not matter to me if someone is trans or cis. I also prefer someone close to my age (18-23).
If you wish to further discuss interests or the possibility of meeting up, then please dm me.
FredricaTheFox
18 [MtF4F] asexual trans girl looking for sexless romantic relationship in Bellevue, Washington
AsexualHello, I’m an 18 year old trans girl looking for a partner in Bellevue, Washington. Here are a few things you should probably know about me:
I have not been able to transition yet due to living with transphobic parents, so I still look/sound like a cisgender man.
I am asexual. I would greatly prefer a romantic relationship that does not involve sex (which is why I’m posting here, of course). Other forms of intimacy and affection, such as hugging, kissing, holding hands, and cuddling are still important to me, though.
I am demiromantic, so it may take a while for me to develop romantic attraction. With this being said, I am fine dating someone without getting to know them first, though it may take some time for romantic attraction to actually develop.
I don’t want to have kids. I don’t think this will ever change, so if you’re interested in having kids, then I would not want a romantic relationship with you (but friendship is still nice).
I am currently in college. I am currently studying to get a career in computer science.
I am autistic. I sometimes have a hard time reading facial expressions and detecting sarcasm, and I sometimes have a difficult time understanding things.
While I am open to polyamory, I am more interested in being in a monogamous relationship.
I am only comfortable dating girls and nonbinary people. It does not matter to me if someone is trans or cis. I also prefer someone close to my age (18-23).
If you wish to further discuss interests or the possibility of meeting up, then please dm me.
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I've found the King Kong of tranny copethreads - the entire thing is extreme levels of cope dealing with the concept of transracial being a thing.
About 50% of the responses are straight cult thought termination: Stop talking to them immediately!!
Some of my favorite replies/interactions below.
Im starting to think 1PettyPettyPrincess might just be a conservative agitator in deep cover
About 50% of the responses are straight cult thought termination: Stop talking to them immediately!!
Some of my favorite replies/interactions below.
There are some answers in this thread that I disagree with, and I want to state some facts as I see them.
Gender and race are each social concepts. What makes a person “black” or “a man” varies from culture to culture. That they are social concepts doesn’t mean that they aren’t real.
Gender and race also each have biological components. People tend to self-identify, and to be identified by others, as a particular gender or race based in part on the way their way bodies look. That doesn’t mean that they are biologically determined.
There are examples of transracial people. The word “passing” in English was used for them long before it was used for transgender people (I believe). A light-skinned person who was identified as “black” as a child could begin identifying as “white,” and if they were accepted as “white” by their community they were said to “pass.”
There are people today who self-identify as a different race than they were identified as at birth. In Western culture we have decided that that type of racial transition is only valid for certain types of people — usually people of “mixed race,” which is itself a social construct.
I believe there are good reasons for limiting racial transitions this way, while not limiting gender transitions. But it’s not a short and snappy answer.
Gender and race are each social concepts. What makes a person “black” or “a man” varies from culture to culture. That they are social concepts doesn’t mean that they aren’t real.
Gender and race also each have biological components. People tend to self-identify, and to be identified by others, as a particular gender or race based in part on the way their way bodies look. That doesn’t mean that they are biologically determined.
There are examples of transracial people. The word “passing” in English was used for them long before it was used for transgender people (I believe). A light-skinned person who was identified as “black” as a child could begin identifying as “white,” and if they were accepted as “white” by their community they were said to “pass.”
There are people today who self-identify as a different race than they were identified as at birth. In Western culture we have decided that that type of racial transition is only valid for certain types of people — usually people of “mixed race,” which is itself a social construct.
I believe there are good reasons for limiting racial transitions this way, while not limiting gender transitions. But it’s not a short and snappy answer.
We all start with the same “equipment” in the womb. At approximately 8 weeks sexual organs differentiate and then at 12-13 weeks brain starts to develop. It’s probable that this is when gender dysphoria has its roots. The brain develops the opposite gender as the sex organs. At some point, males and females have the same structures that later develop into sex organs. At what point in the pregnancy does fetus differentiates race? There is no default race from which we differentiate. There’s a difference between male and female brains. Male and female brains exist. There’s no such a thing as asian brain. Or white brain. Or black brain. There’s just human brain.
If you do want to engage with them, you can. I’d say something along the lines of, “No trans person thinks their chromosomes changed at some point; nor are we just hallucinating about what’s in our pants. You and I are in complete agreement about the physical nature of my body
“When I say ‘I am a man/woman/enby/etc,’ I’m not trying to tell you that I’m physically different than I am. If you wore a dress/suit, that would not make you a woman/man. If you wore/didn’t wear makeup, that wouldn’t make you a woman/man. If you got too and bottom surgery and went around using different pronouns, that wouldn’t make you a woman/man. Because all that stuff that doesn’t make you a woman/man, and all the counterparts that don’t make someone else a man/woman, all that stuff is what trans people refer to as gender- as something distinct from sex. Specifically, it’s what trans people would consider gender expression
“But these forms of gender expression, pink and blue, long hair and short hair, shaved legs and beards, they fall into different ‘piles,’ that we’d call ‘gender identities.’ Sometimes there’s overlap with biology- for example, if a cis man feels embarrassed and unmanly about his patchy beard, he can take testosterone to try and grow it out into something more luscious that he can be more proud of. That’s gender-affirming care, even though it’s for a cis person, by the by. But by and large, overlap with biology is mostly incidental- a cis guy who doesn’t want a beard doesn’t become less of a man if he takes hormones that prevent it?
“So when I say ‘I’m a woman/man,’ I’m not referring to biology, I’m referring to how I associate with a given gender, and how expressing other genders can give me intense discomfort in the same way that if you went out in public wearing a dress and make-up/went out without a shirt on, you’d probably feel intensely uncomfortable, even if nobody around you cared nor reacted to you
“It’s not because you’ve changed sex and don’t like that- your sex is still the same. It’s that you associate yourself with a certain gender identity, and expressing a different gender identity- even if it doesn’t affect your sex- feels intensely uncomfortable as a result. The same can’t really be said of races- at least not outside of someone who’s, like, 90% white and 10% black and can get mistaken for either one or something, but that a whole ‘nother story.”
“When I say ‘I am a man/woman/enby/etc,’ I’m not trying to tell you that I’m physically different than I am. If you wore a dress/suit, that would not make you a woman/man. If you wore/didn’t wear makeup, that wouldn’t make you a woman/man. If you got too and bottom surgery and went around using different pronouns, that wouldn’t make you a woman/man. Because all that stuff that doesn’t make you a woman/man, and all the counterparts that don’t make someone else a man/woman, all that stuff is what trans people refer to as gender- as something distinct from sex. Specifically, it’s what trans people would consider gender expression
“But these forms of gender expression, pink and blue, long hair and short hair, shaved legs and beards, they fall into different ‘piles,’ that we’d call ‘gender identities.’ Sometimes there’s overlap with biology- for example, if a cis man feels embarrassed and unmanly about his patchy beard, he can take testosterone to try and grow it out into something more luscious that he can be more proud of. That’s gender-affirming care, even though it’s for a cis person, by the by. But by and large, overlap with biology is mostly incidental- a cis guy who doesn’t want a beard doesn’t become less of a man if he takes hormones that prevent it?
“So when I say ‘I’m a woman/man,’ I’m not referring to biology, I’m referring to how I associate with a given gender, and how expressing other genders can give me intense discomfort in the same way that if you went out in public wearing a dress and make-up/went out without a shirt on, you’d probably feel intensely uncomfortable, even if nobody around you cared nor reacted to you
“It’s not because you’ve changed sex and don’t like that- your sex is still the same. It’s that you associate yourself with a certain gender identity, and expressing a different gender identity- even if it doesn’t affect your sex- feels intensely uncomfortable as a result. The same can’t really be said of races- at least not outside of someone who’s, like, 90% white and 10% black and can get mistaken for either one or something, but that a whole ‘nother story.”
Im starting to think 1PettyPettyPrincess might just be a conservative agitator in deep cover
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I picture an unfunny Sheldon from the Big Bang theory.
Well, a Sheldon written with no humorous intent.
As the Big Bang theory isn’t actually funny.
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Ugly motherfucker.
Mom should’ve responded to his last “IWNBAW” message with something along the lines of “well duh, of course you won’t” before going on about how nobody on the planet will ever see him as one either, and that the false affirmations he receives are people just humoring him out of sympathy (like she did further up in the text chain). That he’s an unchangeable male with a penis. That he has a serious mental illness that self-mutilation won’t fix. That he’ll be more miserable/suicidal if he goes for the chop. Etc, etc, etc. Give him a nice dose of reality for once, then meet his subsequent reaction with “lol you gonna cry now?”
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behindyourightnow
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Imagine being a 10 year old girl on the verge of puberty and watching the woman who brought you into the world ritualistically remove every body part associated with being female, while that same woman walks around with the mindset that LARPing as a male is the only thing stopping her from being violently raped in a gas station. Poor kid is doomed.
And don't forget that in an American context, deliberately lifting up your shirt in the way she describes could be perceived as trying to show someone you're carrying a gun in your waistband, even if the actual gun is not sighted. Doing that in front of the cashier at a gas station could get the cops called on you.
How long until the first pooner goes down in a hail of bullets because she is trying to not get hate crimed by the cops and decides to reach towards her clothing so she can show them her chest hair and Mr Limpy?
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I’m waiting for the first pooner to die because she pulled out her Mr Limpy instead of a gun.
“Shot dooooown in a blaaaaaaze of glory
You know I never drew first but I drew first dick
Don’t deadname me, call me young guuuuuuun”
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Germans have such a strange sense of humour.