Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Return of the Freaker said:
I only have experience with one Jamaican place. Black owned but they actually gave a shit and had excellent food. Oh and they never felt the need to go "OH HEY DID YOU KNOW THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS?!" Now, I was also aware of another one pretty deep in the hood in a very sketch building. Like, it looked like they put a small addition on what used to be a commercial building of some sort and they had signage that didnt appear old or worn. Just a signboard. But I never saw the place open. If they were, I would strongly suspect they were illegally tapped into the grid.
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I posted this chart on the farms a few years ago.
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Return of the Freaker said:
I only have experience with one Jamaican place. Black owned but they actually gave a shit and had excellent food. Oh and they never felt the need to go "OH HEY DID YOU KNOW THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS?!" Now, I was also aware of another one pretty deep in the hood in a very sketch building. Like, it looked like they put a small addition on what used to be a commercial building of some sort and they had signage that didnt appear old or worn. Just a signboard. But I never saw the place open. If they were, I would strongly suspect they were illegally tapped into the grid.
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A jamaican restaurant opened near me with massive fan fair local councillors and politicians lined up to get their photos taken with a black owned business. In fairness the food could be good depending on who was working the time of the day and just how motivated the staff was.

Wait times were erratic, ordering ahead was a waste of time, and they couldn't keep a delivery driver. Eventually the woman who started with it sold it to a member of the local Kurdish 'business community' who ahm diversified the workforce, and basically turned it into a kebab shop, but at least one where you'd get fed.
 
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WonderWino said:
Somehow that managed to be even more fucked up than the nyquil egg idea. I can actually see some idiot tiktoker making that for their invalid grandparents when they have the flu and putting them in the hospital

I can also see idiot zoomers adding vodka to that and doing a shooter contest, ending with major trip to the hospital and a fucked liver
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Yeah it was apparently a thing awhile back however the taste is beyond unpalatable.
In fact it's Gastly from what I've been told
 
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Noxe said:
More like "dangerous to eat because could have been sprayed with pesticides/herbicides, or pissed/shat on by pets or people.

Id probably advice against eating random plants where people
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Almost all of those are external issues. In rare cases are things contaminated with bacteria internally (like that spinach outbreak about 10-15 years ago, which spread because the machines cut up the spinach and spread it to everyone) or, worse, contaminated with heavy metals. Sunflowers in particular will soak up heavy metals, which is great for helping clean contaminated sites but not good for eating. (Would not recommend foraging for plants in empty urban lots).
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
So I don't have the source. I remember listening to an episode of WhoAreThesePodcats (its a podcast that reviews other podcasts) and they brought up Mike Tysons podcast where mike went on about how he used to eat cloths washing starch for years and asks other black guests on his show if they ate starch.
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Found a YouTube short of it. https://youtube.com/shorts/6dHVtca0cGI
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
Almost all of those are external issues. In rare cases are things contaminated with bacteria internally (like that spinach outbreak about 10-15 years ago, which spread because the machines cut up the spinach and spread it to everyone) or, worse, contaminated with heavy metals. Sunflowers in particular will soak up heavy metals, which is great for helping clean contaminated sites but not good for eating. (Would not recommend foraging for plants in empty urban lots).
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Yeah, I did microbial testing for food qa years ago (packaged and raw foods) and very rarely did I ever see a positive result. But heavy metals were everywhere in raw foods, especially cadmium and arsenic.

People utilizing unusual or previously abandoned spaces in their yards (the strip between the sidewalk and street, near their garage, their driveway 🙄) are a hotbed of metals. Plants fucking soak that shit up

E: though in my city, the people who do plant veg in unusual spots deserve metals poisoning
 
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P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0 said:
Yeah, I did microbial testing for food qa years ago (packaged and raw foods) and very rarely did I ever see a positive result. But heavy metals were everywhere in raw foods, especially cadmium and arsenic.

People utilizing unusual or previously abandoned spaces in their yards (the strip between the sidewalk and street, near their garage, their driveway 🙄) are a hotbed of metals. Plants fucking soak that shit up

E: though in my city, the people who do plant veg in unusual spots deserve metals poisoning
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I got a neighbor that goes foraging. I keep on telling him the food he gathers especially mushrooms. Isn't safe to consume. But you know vegans and all that.
 
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I saw this video and it made my teeth hurt so I would imagine that it fits the spirit of the thread. I don't know who this is really supposed to apeal to aside from niggers and younger zoomers because I would imagine most people of drinking age could give two shits about "Karl from mister beast". I also enjoy the schrodinger's sip, we will never know if this guy actually drank this horrifying drink.
theres also a "red drank" one
 
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eatler said:
I saw this video and it made my teeth hurt so I would imagine that it fits the spirit of the thread. I don't know who this is really supposed to apeal to aside from niggers and younger zoomers because I would imagine most people of drinking age could give two shits about "Karl from mister beast". I also enjoy the schrodinger's sip, we will never know if this guy actually drank this horrifying drink.
theres also a "red drank" one
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There's another guy who buys those prepackaged drinks and when he assembles them he spills a lot of the alcohol (probably on purpose) and the comments are always full of pissed off alcoholics crying over how much he wasted.
 
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