Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
I was pages behind and was going to say that obviously the pineapple is upside down when she's getting plowed but someone already beat me to it.

That said, as a guy who knows tons of tattoo artists and tattooed people and is a tattooed person, the only reason a woman, especially her age, would have a single pineapple tattoo in a place like that would be if either she was a swinger or it was SpongeBobs house and it's obviously not my niggas house.

And yeah, if maybe she was like a native of Hawaii or some other such super niche thing but come on, occams razor this shit.
 
Happy to be proven wrong here, but my personal theory is Kayla took the kids and left shortly after the hot tub stream, and everything since has been Nick's fan fiction so he doesn't have to give the Farms a W, because obviously it's a much better look to have a wife who's utterly catatonic on pills than one who left you for being a degenerate alcoholic that can't shut the fuck up about American Beauty.
I like to think Kayla isn't there anymore too and Nick just has hallucinations she is still there.
I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.
She's a HOOR! The normal position for her legs would be in the air. Your objection is overruled.
 
I hate to be "that guy," but the pineapple tattoo meaning swinging apparently only applies if the pineapple is upside-down. Hers is rightside-up. Rightside-up apparently means warmth and generosity.
I didn't expect to learn about swinger tattoos today. I can never look at a pineapple the same way as before anymore. Time to stash it in my minifridge.

The funny joke should be checked due to the Denny's story, no?
I cringed at that Denny's joke. I'd say the joke itself must be funny, not the sheer ridiculousness in how it was conveyed.
So far, none of his attempted jokes were funny. Balldo just isn't a funny guy.
 
Guys, we have become too negative. To balance out this negativity, I will express my gratitude to Nick.
Before Nick, I was young and naive. I thought that, while his content was becoming strange and sexual, this was simply a point where the content was no longer for me. When he insulted his wife and openly regretted his children, my disgust felt peaked and I regretted ever enjoying his shows.
And yet, the brilliant Nick had more tricks up his sleeve. Dear John opened more levels of disdain for people than ever thought possible. Now, we have reached the point where a man once so respected has declared his wish to have participated in a human trafficking massage parlor, his love for multiple underage girl sexual movies, and his defenses for CP not falling under obscenity.
Nick is a wonder. I never before understood a-logging or the level of rage DSP farmers feel for another person. Now, I sympathize. I will no longer secretly wish for a sex pest drug addicted spiteful man to one day recover. I only hope that Nick remains consciously aware enough for it to hurt when he burns the last of his support systems.
 
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I will once more raise my hyperfixation on this man's forehead veins. This nigga looks like the crackheads who beg under the overpass in my city.
 
There’s not a chance in hell that the pineapple tattoo is not the swinger in-joke, or that displaying it in the photo was not intentional, or that referring to it being upside down when her legs are in the air is not an even more overt reference.

Like, these people are all swingers. We know this. Why is this cheeky reference to the fact surprising?
I'm not relying on the pineapple for that, either, but for the fact that cuck did a hot tub stream with both wives there and let that manorexic shirtless homosexual Nick Rekieta drunkenly lick at him like a skeletal pervert demon. Neither wife objected, either. Hence, they're obvious swingers, and even do it publicly without shame.
 
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"Swinging" is literally the first suggestion on both Google and Bing if you search "pineapple tattoo" or "pineapple tattoo meaning"
Yeah and the results page is full of people who had no idea what it meant until after they got the tattoo.

Every time I'm aware of them talking about it, April says exactly that, she didn't know. I really doubt that everyone reading this thread knew about the meaning of a reversed pineapple symbol before Rekieta got on his weird swinger bullshit.

There's enough to talk about the Imholtes and their connection to Rekieta like the hot tub stream and everything else without settling on conclusions about the meaning of a drawing of a pineapple.. FANFIC FARMS!

Upside down pineapple is probably the single most well known one, ask a boomer who doesn’t swing what it means and they probably know, it’s in the public consciousness for certain demographics. I don’t think people are reaching that much here.
Exactly. Rekieta was interested in swinging because his mind was frozen in amber sometime in the early 2000s and that's what makes him so funny. The blasting Korn or Linkin Park or whatever it is in his Mustang is the same idea.
 
Why the fuck would anyone get a pineapple tattoo if they *weren't* a swinger?
Clearly she is just trying to show her appreciation for late 18th and early 19th century ruling class imagery, in which pineapples were seen as a symbol of wealth and luxury due to their exotic look, golden color and difficult cultivation. Obviously she's just trying to tell people that she knows the historical significance of the fruit within royal culture while highlighting the absurdity of such displays by getting one permanently inked on her skin. One could even posit that she is trying subtly hint that she views herself as expensive and highly sought after by those of high status.

Also please ignore the fact that all royalty throughout history were horrendous sex pests.
 
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John 3:16. How would a "Christian" not encounter one of the most quoted and referenced verses in the Bible?

He is not one.

I think this calls for a clip from the past

"I am not a trust fund baby"
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Guys! I was never a trust fund baby, because I did not have a trust fund. AS. A. BABY. I don't know how I can make this more clear! Of course I got a lot of money later, but I. WAS. NOT. A. TRUST. FUND. BABY.

--Nick

Why the fuck would anyone get a pineapple tattoo if they *weren't* a swinger?

"That's my favourite fruit, right there."
"I need to be reminded how I like my pizza toppings."
"I'm a big fan of their upside down cakes."

I know someone who has one, and I am torn on ruining it for them...

Where's the stream from the hedonism party?

His 18 years of marriage stream. I got a lot of clips of Kayla from that stream, as well as descriptions of their escapades there.
 
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This is exactly what she is doing. It’s even more obvious in another photo that’s within the same Instagram post. She is specifically showing off her ankle and making sure to get her husband in the photo.

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Anyone giving her the benefit of a doubt that the pineapple is not a swinger reference, saying she’s too young, or it’s not “technically” upside down… be reasonable. Remember which thread we’re in.

April is definitely trying to show off the tattoo. The position of her body/legs in your first image is awkwardly positioned to highlight the tattoo (torso /hips twisted right with left leg clumsily overlapping the right leg except for her ankle). This is strange because even though her post has nothing to do with the tattoo, it is painfully obvious what the focus of the picture is.

The second image has April balancing her right heel on her left foot at such an uncomfortable angle that it would serve no other purpose but to show off the tattoo again.

Since it's one of those "if you know, you know" things, going through the effort to showcase a tattoo that is notably associated with swinging, and not address it in the posts, does make it look like a signal.

If they are trying to look innocent or inconspicuous, they are doing it wrong.

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Also, here's a link to a post that pertains to pineapples being known by Nick's LOCALS as an indication of swinging. Seems some of them knew very well where Nick and Kayla went.

Since older posts are currently having trouble loading images/videos at this time, here are some pictures of Nick and Kayla's Hedonism II that were edited by a fan to show upside-down pineapples:

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Whoever was in the room letting Nick have this Monty meltdown oughta be slapped. I won’t be uploading the full clip to YouTube, too risky



Nick tried to pull the "Montagraph didn't ask for a retraction" thing back in August 2023. He even tried this on Null during a live MATI stream:



Adding in that Montagraph didn't try to defend himself is new. Unfortunately, there is evidence right on Nick's show that demonstrates this to be false (video courtesy of @elb/elissa clips YouTube link):



And, of course, Nick did ask Montagraph to sue him:

 
Yeah listened to the stream clip, this guy has real no-joke brain holes. He really does try to run the "He has never proven he's NOT a pedophile!" argument.
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. I think Randazza is honestly taking Nick for a ride or hasn’t actually looked into what Monty has actually done and is just going for his application of anti-SLAP.
 
I'm not relying on the pineapple for that, either, but for the fact that cuck did a hot tub stream with both wives there and let that manorexic shirtless homosexual Nick Rekieta drunkenly lick at him like a skeletal pervert demon. Neither wife objected, either. Hence, they're obvious swingers, and even do it publicly without shame.
Pineapple or no, it's still obvious they're doing something, because the kids are currently begging for food in some capacity. Obviously they're not starving... I hope, but Lady Rackets is obviously not being a fucking mom to five kids. I get it, it's tough fucking shit to be a mom whilst your husband is slowly killing himself on booze, but if you're hoping for an inheritance from his oil money, you've got some time to kill, maybe make sure the kids are alright first.
That said, as a guy who knows tons of tattoo artists and tattooed people and is a tattooed person, the only reason a woman, especially her age, would have a single pineapple tattoo in a place like that would be if either she was a swinger or it was SpongeBobs house and it's obviously not my niggas house.
I want to, so fucking bad, hear Rackets come up with an excuse that it's a spongebob meme. Not because it's what his hole riddled brain would come up with as a defense, but because I want to hear what bullshit he's going to spew from his mouth about how much she loves spongebob, and how the kids love spongebob, and how he secretly loves spongebob, just to own the kiwis.
 
Nick tried to pull the "Montagraph didn't ask for a retraction" thing back in August 2023. He even tried this on Null during a live MATI stream:
I wonder if he's such a bad liar just because he's stupid or if he's got some Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome coming on and literally just can't remember anything any more.
 
Let alone after the Hedonism II leaks, but even after all four of them were on camera in a hot tub explicitly talking about swinging with each-other while Nicky got his asshole fingered by Imholte LIVE, it is unbelievable that there are still those who try to deny that the Rekietas are swingers.

A sex tape of the BPD goblin getting blacked while Nick plays with his limp balldo in the corner could come out and people would still be denying it. “Umm actually it’s dark in the room and Ricardo isn’t smiling so Nick might not be able to see him and thinks he’s just watching our wife solo, and she’s actually just cheating and he’s unaware of it so TECHNICALLY this is not enough evidence to say that they are definitively into swinging or cuckoldry.”
 
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