Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

I feel like “Denied presence on right-wing YouTube has already happened”. He’s not doing another Sargon painting stream. Heel vs Baby Face (who is on those streams) is Eric July’s homeboy and he’d given Rekieta advice like “don’t alienate your audience/ try to view it like a job and something else as the escape”.

Also, if you mark that one off and he dies in stream it’s a double Bingo!

The Fourth one is never getting a Bingo much like Nick getting a negative AIDS test.

Are you sure? this line has great potential.

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah Montagraph! Just prove a negative! Even being a non-practicing lawyer Nick should understand how stupid this statement is. "Show me evidence of you not fucking kids" what an asinine, wetbrained statement.

Saying something this moronic just shows how much Nick has degenerated. He used to be at least able to do things like state the standard for summary judgment in a coherent manner. Not exactly Richard Posner level jurisprudence but at least basic competence. Now he doesn't even know shit that a non-retarded layperson knows. He routinely just says absolutely stupid, plastered shit.

 

[Gorton Colu]

What's even funnier is how smug and condescending he's gotten as his brain has smoothed.

His attempts to mask cognitive and moral decline with snark and attitude fools no one, but entertains everyone.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone want to take bets on if he cries on stream?

If he does I hope someone makes a nickjak out of it.

 

[Truly Rural]

I think this calls for a clip from the past

I had to listen to this twice to confirm I didn't miss him insulting the person who asked.

 

[Captain Manning]

John 3:16. How would a "Christian" not encounter one of the most quoted and referenced verses in the Bible?

In addition to not telling him about their sex life, Nick's parents never took him to a single sporting event?



Kidding. Again, he knows. He just thinks this is funny. "Ack ack ack! Stupid Jesus allowed himself to be killed instead of becoming a living God Emperor and ruling the world. What a beta!"

His humor is garbage.

The Fourth one is never getting a Bingo much like Nick getting a negative AIDS test.

The fourth second card has "Dick Masterson stabs Nick in the back." I don't foresee that ever happening. That's not really Dick's style.

Dick's style is that if somebody falls on hard times, and he can't get any use out of them anymore, he just abandons them. Like what happened with Digibro.

EDIT: Correction.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I know it’s really the only way April could post the Instagram photo… but is IS an upside down pineapple from that angle, if we are being pedantic about things, so is the photo an online call for new partners?

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This is exactly what she is doing. It’s even more obvious in another photo that’s within the same Instagram post. She is specifically showing off her ankle and making sure to get her husband in the photo.



Anyone giving her the benefit of a doubt that the pineapple is not a swinger reference, saying she’s too young, or it’s not “technically” upside down… be reasonable. Remember which thread we’re in.

 

[Pizdec]

The conversation Rackets had with Kirk was a good shit test…that he epically failed. Imagine if Kirk was a heckler in a crowd, cause if he was, Nick proved he can’t roll with the punches.

Also great job adopting KickVic justifications, i.e. it must be true because Monty lost a pro se lawsuit. What a stupid pile of dishonest, seething shit. What a complete scumbag.

That case really Buck broke him didn’t it? Everything crashed down on him and now his only remaining relevance is the Montagraph lawsuit, and once that’s over it’ll just be us talking about whose dick is he “not” sucking this week.

What a fucking train wreck.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is exactly what she is doing. It’s even more obvious in another photo that’s within the same Instagram post. She is specifically showing off her ankle and making sure to get her husband in the photo.

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Anyone giving her the benefit of a doubt that the pineapple is not a swinger reference, saying she’s too young, or it’s not “technically” upside down… be reasonable. Remember which thread we’re in.

Swingers.

There's only one reason to post photos like that, and while married?

Morally absent.

 

[trash cat]

Whoever was in the room letting Nick have this Monty meltdown oughta be slapped. I won’t be uploading the full clip to YouTube, too risky

https://rumble.com/v4swfl9-troll-chats-blocks-montagraph-and-more-defamation-per-se-may-1-2024.html

https://odysee.com/@elissaclips:f/trollchatsmontagraph05012024:0

What a wet brained retard. Hilarious though.

First, Nick is constantly contradicting himself with his own lies.

Second, Nick seems to think this random Internet troll is Montegraph himself. Lol.

Third, Nick probably just set fire to another $100k, by opening his big dumb mouth and insulting the opposing party in an expensive defamation case.

 

[AnOminous]

Then Nick dared Monty to sue him, however THIS TIME Monty wised up and got a lawyer, and thus THIS CASE has already advanced well beyond the point Nick probably thought it would. All at great expense to Nick.

Unless Minnesota has something like the Texas Defamation Mitigation Act requiring you request a retraction, he more or less announced up front that to do so would be an act of futility, that he was already entirely aware his statement was actionable and opened him to suit, so Monty going right to court and not bothering with requesting a retraction is entirely justifiable.

He was already on notice what he was asking for, explicitly said so, and got it. So in short Nick's whining is utter bullshit. Monty was under no obligation to notify him of something he openly stated he already knew.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

In addition to not telling him about their sex life, Nick's parents never took him to a single sporting event?

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Kidding. Again, he knows. He just thinks this is funny. "Ack ack ack! Stupid Jesus allowed himself to be killed instead of becoming a living God Emperor and ruling the world. What a beta!"

His humor is garbage.


Yeah, the fourth card has "Dick Masterson stabs Nick in the back." I don't foresee that ever happening. That's not really Dick's style.

Dick's style is that if somebody falls on hard times, and he can't get any use out of them anymore, he just abandons them. Like what happened with Digibro.

The 2nd card has the possible double Bingo and the backstabbing, which is contextual. The 4th card is the ceiling cat themed one.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is exactly what she is doing. It’s even more obvious in another photo that’s within the same Instagram post. She is specifically showing off her ankle and making sure to get her husband in the photo.

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Anyone giving her the benefit of a doubt that the pineapple is not a swinger reference, saying she’s too young, or it’s not “technically” upside down… be reasonable. Remember which thread we’re in.

Shit.

You make a damn good point. That is a weird fucking picture.

I'm now rethinking this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I know it’s really the only way April could post the Instagram photo… but is IS an upside down pineapple from that angle, if we are being pedantic about things, so is the photo an online call for new partners?

This is exactly what she is doing. It’s even more obvious in another photo that’s within the same Instagram post. She is specifically showing off her ankle and making sure to get her husband in the photo.

Or maybe she's just taking a picture.... while sitting.... in a golf cart?

Sometimes a pineapple is just a pineapple.

This is FanFic Farms territory I'm afraid.

 

[Oxyjen]

There’s not a chance in hell that the pineapple tattoo is not the swinger in-joke, or that displaying it in the photo was not intentional, or that referring to it being upside down when her legs are in the air is not an even more overt reference.

Like, these people are all swingers. We know this. Why is this cheeky reference to the fact surprising?

 

[Mr. Pestilence]

Other things to look out for to spot swingers
-lampshade by itself or being carried around
-Black ring on or by the left ring finger

 

[Oxyjen]

Other things to look out for to spot swingers
-lampshade by itself or being carried around
-Black ring on or by the left ring finger

- pampas grass at residence

 

[Sharpeteer]

Other things to look out for to spot swingers
-lampshade by itself or being carried around
-Black ring on or by the left ring finger

- you frequently use the phrases "you're one groovy baby" and "yeah baby yeah!"
- you call your house the "Shagpad"
- you spend your free time fighting a criminal mastermind

 

[trash cat]

Swinger confirmed.

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We know these people are swingers.

Nick and Kayla literally went to swingers / cuckold week at the Hedonism II resort in Jamaica.

Nick admitted on video during a stream from Hedonism II, standing next to his wife Kayla.(who looked mortified), that Nick needed to leave the stream to go have sex with other couples.

Aaron (April's husband) got all red faced and sheepish when he was explicitly questioned on a podcast whether he and April were swingers.

Also I found a video through one of the clips posted on the last page ITT, and Aaron’s wife April has a pineapple tattooed on her right ankle. Apparently that’s a sign that she’s “into swinging”

(I have no clue why pineapples). Jesse asked Aaron if he’s “into swinging” and he instantly got sheepish and demurred, saying “oh ahh dude I don’t know, I can’t answer that, that gets into like, that’s your person, and you’re sharing her”

So that part is not even up for debate. These people are swingers.



Regarding Pineapple Gate, I don't see how a suggestive photo on April's Instagram is not an obvious reference to swinging.

There is a Wikihow article about the pineapple symbol and swinging.

There's also a long article in the Philadelphia Weekly about pineapples and swinging.



There are literally dozens of articles about this if you bother to look for more than two seconds.

Supposedly the pineapple has been a swinger symbol for at least 50 years.

The pineapple symbol has been associated with the swinging lifestyle for many years, but its exact origin remains a subject of debate. Some believe that the association originated in the 1960s or 1970s, while others claim it started as early as the 1920s. The symbol itself is an image of a pineapple, typically depicted in a discreet manner, and is often used to indicate that a person or couple is open to engaging in sexual activities with others.

"Swinging" is the first suggestion on both Google and Bing if you search "pineapple tattoo" or "pineapple tattoo meaning"





And we know these four people are degenerate swingers!

We have video of all four of them with their hands all over each other as they roll their faces off on E in a hot tub! Twice!

I don't understand the controversy.

This one is obvious and if you can't see it, then I regret to inform you that you have autism!

 

[Swole McPole]

Sometimes a pineapple is just a pineapple.

Why the fuck would anyone get a pineapple tattoo if they *weren't* a swinger?

"That's my favourite fruit, right there."
"I need to be reminded how I like my pizza toppings."
"I'm a big fan of their upside down cakes."