Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Let alone after the Hedonism II leaks, but even after all four of them were on camera in a hot tub explicitly talking about swinging with each-other while Nicky got his asshole fingered by Imholte LIVE, it is unbelievable that there are still those who try to deny that the Rekietas are swingers.

The hot tub stream was the smoking gun for me.

 

[AltisticRight]

Perfect.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Every time I'm aware of them talking about it, April says exactly that, she didn't know.

If it's not a swinger thing, did she explain why she got it at any point? That's usually the first thing that comes up regarding tattoo show and tell and I'd expect her to have some form of cover story if it was a swinger thing for people who she obviously wouldn't want knowing.

- you frequently use the phrases "you're one groovy baby" and "yeah baby yeah!"
- you call your house the "Shagpad"
- you spend your free time fighting a criminal mastermind

- wife eventually transforms into an ogre to suit your tastes

 

[feral cat #6385]

My cat just ran in and engaged in a full conversation with me:

My cat saw that I was really tired and took over debugging my code so I could go to sleep. Cats love hunting bugs.

You make a damn good point. That is a weird fucking picture.

Not for a pair of swingers. They are advertising their availability.

- you frequently use the phrases "you're one groovy baby" and "yeah baby yeah!"
- you call your house the "Shagpad"
- you spend your free time fighting a criminal mastermind

And you drive a shaguar or a shaguar equivalent.

I was pages behind and was going to say that obviously the pineapple is upside down when she's getting plowed but someone already beat me to it.

Don't feel bad friend. Happened to me too. Been so busy trying to fix pajeet code I haven't been able to keep up with the thread. All pajeets should die.

And yet, the brilliant Nick had more tricks up his sleeve.

I won't be satisfied until we get a video of him blowing a homeless black man and smoking crack. Shouldn't be much longer.

 

[Sharpeteer]

- wife eventually transforms into an ogre to suit your tastes

Actually happened. How our sad ogre came to be.

But that's seriously one of my all time favorite movies. I never get tired of it no matter how many times I see it. The first one that is.

or a shaguar equivalent.

A mini

Yeah listened to the stream clip, this guy has real no-joke brain holes. He really does try to run the "He has never proven he's NOT a pedophile!" argument.

Nick has never proven he's not a lot of things, and he never will. All rules only apply to others, not him. He doesn't follow any rules, by anybody, because they weren't his.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Later than Rekieta, but ladies and gentleman...PORN.

 

[Lokenstien]

"I'm not even present in my own house" This is easily the most addict riddled line he's said. How out of it does one have to be consistently that personal space is devoid of meaning?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Every time I'm aware of them talking about it, April says exactly that, she didn't know. I really doubt that everyone reading this thread knew about the meaning of a reversed pineapple symbol before Rekieta got on his weird swinger bullshit.

I know I didn't. I learned of it last year; swinging is just so...mundane. You never imagine "young hip" people doing it. Always boomers.

Edit: Jew Joe is on with Balldo.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I did a post in the MATI thread where I time stamped @elb’s video where Nick talks about Randazza’s strategy. I need to stress that Rekieta at 29:33 looks like either Saturn devouring his children or the tranny from the end of Sleep Away Camp.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-18289860

 

[Chazzed Up]

I know I didn't. I learned of it last year; swinging is just so...mundane. You never imagine "young hip" people doing it. Always boomers.

Edit: Jew Joe is on with Balldo.

To be fair, the 'young hip' people doing it just don't call it swinging, they call it polyamory. Same thing with a different label.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

I can't decide if Nick's lawyer is mad because he is a retard who keeps digging his hole ever deeper, or happy that he is a retard and will continue paying fees for a very long time.

 

[Captain Manning]

There's enough to talk about the Imholtes and their connection to Rekieta like the hot tub stream and everything else without settling on conclusions about the meaning of a drawing of a pineapple.. FANFIC FARMS!

I sorta get what you're saying, but I shouldn't need to impress upon you that Nick, and others like him, are gonna bitch about "fanfic farms" regardless of what is actually said in this thread. You're kinda damned if you do, and damned if you don't when it comes to things like that. I don't think that should curtail reasonable speculation.

Case in point: Despite all your research, Nick will continue to insist he totally didn't go to Hedonism II, and Mandy is 100% legit. Also we're apparently neghole pozzing and attacking his kids, and other things nobody is actually really doing.

Me? I could go either way on the pineapple tattoo. I also agree with those who say there's other (and better) evidence that they seem to be into swinging.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Man, what a way to engage your guest while he's giving an impassioned speech.

 

[AnOminous]

I did a post in the MATI thread where I time stamped @elb’s video where Nick talks about Randazza’s strategy. I need to stress that Rekieta at 29:33 looks like either Saturn devouring his children or the tranny from the end of Sleep Away Camp.

That almost looks like a waiver of attorney-client privilege. Not the best move.

 

[thebigdream]

Why the fuck would anyone get a pineapple tattoo if they *weren't* a swinger?

"That's my favourite fruit, right there."
"I need to be reminded how I like my pizza toppings."
"I'm a big fan of their upside down cakes."

And hey, I could be inclined to believe them if they could prove a lifelong love of pineapples. But the only thing April loves are meth and non-practicing flaccid cocks.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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Man, what a way to engage your guest while he's giving an impassioned speech.

Anyone stupid enough to go on Nick’s show for clout, knowing what we know now, deserves his inattention and disrespect.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Unless Minnesota has something like the Texas Defamation Mitigation Act requiring you request a retraction, he more or less announced up front that to do so would be an act of futility, that he was already entirely aware his statement was actionable and opened him to suit, so Monty going right to court and not bothering with requesting a retraction is entirely justifiable.

He was already on notice what he was asking for, explicitly said so, and got it. So in short Nick's whining is utter bullshit. Monty was under no obligation to notify him of something he openly stated he already knew.

It is also clear that however Monty were to request a retraction it would not meet whatever arbitrary terms Nick would create in his mind because he's a disingenuous faggot.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"Now you listen here! I did NOT mean to show hi-- HER phone number! People really need to just get a life! I said I was sorry! It was an accident!"

Oh Joe, I will always remember you for that one blunder, and nothing else, because nothing else from you will come anywhere close to being as funny.

 

[Oxyjen]

To be fair, the 'young hip' people doing it just don't call it swinging, they call it polyamory. Same thing with a different label.

Respectfully disagree. Some swingers are young. And there’s actually not much crossover between swinging and the lgbtqiap+ spectrum that polyamory is a part of. (Not talking about Mormons btw)
It’s an altogether more conservative form of degeneracy, I believe.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Compare his arm definition to now.

HEALTHIEST HE'S EVER BEEN!

To be fair, the 'young hip' people doing it just don't call it swinging, they call it polyamory. Same thing with a different label.

Poly is something else altogether. Swinging is just couples fucking and, probably, friendship. Poly is a group relationship, usually an ugly chick with several dudes.