Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Punished Neco]

I love coinflip

 

[Blackstar]

He could've bought so much crack.........................

 

[NaggotFigger]

Civicbros, civicbros, can we FINALLY WIN?

Rats! Who knows when the rat knocked it out cold? Civicbros on thin ice rn, he gon get dat pussy bro

The only time Ive been exposed to Bossman, it was a daily stream where he kept complaining about not having a car and being able to go anywhere—dude was making tens of thousands.

The only reason he says he has no car is because he is too deep into the gambool sesh addiction. Money was from e-begging, Stake jackpots and parents, and nothing else; and all were drained in an instant because he hates his fucking life.

30,000 is way more than enough to get a lease on a new car, down payment on an apartment, and an opportunity to do, well, anything else.

He wish, but the gambol sesh is too deep

Too bad it's all a joke.

It will always be a loophole of him losing it all and then suibaiting on live chat or Discord.

 

[Neil]

Time to find out the reading comprehension of an average Kiwi Farms user.

Kudos to whoever decided to turn this feature into a litmus test on who actually reads/watches the content of a featured post and who doesn't.

 

[Homer Simpson]

BMJ just turned one of his $1,000 refills into $30,000. He immediately withdrew $25,000 to his mom's exodus wallet so he can't lose it and is looking at what car to buy tomorrow! It's finally happening.
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Just kidding you fucking retards. Where do you think you are?
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I know he does this all the time, but fuck me I can't help but laugh. The joke is staring me in the face and I still laugh.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I love coinflip

Shit, Russian Roulette has better odds, and that's literally spinning a gun and deep-throating it towards your uvula.

Not that online slots, or in-person video poker, is any better. A gun would look mighty tempting if I wasted 30k and a pension (?) on a rigged coin flip.

Gambling addiction is real, man.

 

[Rogue AI]

After wasting millions of dollars, he's finally going to get the Honda Civic. Rats on suicide watch.

 

[Monopolywheel]

Austin loses it all to kike flip again
Some things never change

 

[Fapcop]

I mean… Better this than crack, right?

Right?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I fell for the bait. A shamefur dispray.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I mean… Better this than crack, right?

Right?

You can sell crack.

Also, isnt the dude a total junkie piece of shit?

 

[Robot Gentleman]

 

[break these cuffs]

30K, imagine how many goldbelly pies you could have bought of that Austin.
Fucking retard could have been set for life.

Nobody wants a Bossman -> Taxman arc. Thirty bandarooskis is only like 2 or 3 months worth of goldbelly and tranny hookers, then he blows his brains out. Austin is a such a cracked out retard he'd probably end up shooting Trapper.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Wow, I'm so glad Bossman finally turned himself around, quit the crack rocks, got his business degree at Princeton, and became the CEO of Honda. I knew you could do it Austin!

 

[Vect]

Flat out lying about the same thing he does every day is not going to get him the Lolcow of the Year award, guys.

 

[|o|]

He immediately withdrew $25,000 to his mom's exodus wallet

That’s not my addy. That’s not my addy!!! I’m serious that’s not my addy!!
Haaaaa I got you guys

 

[eatler]

Oh good it’s been awhile since I checked in with bossman, I saw the headlines though and I was going to instinctively slap a rainbow onto the post if it was being serious. Good to see that things never really change. Also if Jack did take the money and run we would be out of some content.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

Just kidding you fucking retards. Where do you think you are?

Man I fucking love and hate you you dumb faggot.
My first reaction was "Today is not April 1st!"
Fuck Josh for featuring this post. Also thanks Josh for reminding me to watch this thread for my BMJ updates between MATI episodes.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Also if Jack did take the money and run we would be out of some content.

I'd imagine Null and all the little Jacksters would love to see if he'd end up irl streaming. Maybe involving an irl interaction in a smoke-infested casino around Atlantic City?

Not that speculating does good for anyone; if Austin is too retarded to save the bare minimum for a used car, he's going to be dead within the home.

 

[Fapcop]

You can sell crack.

Also, isnt the dude a total junkie piece of shit?

Not really sure if a compulsive gambler has the kind of self control to not turn his stash into a week long binge.

I suppose you can get pussy with crack, though I don’t think mama and papa Bossjack would appreciate having crackwhores over.