Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Dude just sitting there flipping the most high stakes coin.

Bossman Jack is the living definition of insanity.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

At this point the tale of Austin is on the level of a tragic hero of an epic poem, this man is more set in his ways than the Earth is in orbiting the Sun, I can be more certain that the bossman will win a pile of money only to immediately burn it all away than I am certain that the sun will rise tomorrow, he truly is the modern day crack addicted Sisyphus.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

I am genuinely disturbed how he will actually declare "alright I'm done" while simultaneously through muscle memory alone keep gambling.
It is frightening seeing and hearing how meek the rational part of his brain is compared to the almost lizard brain need to just keep gambling.
Seriously watch him say "I just made 30k. I'm gonna go for 35" and watch him almost snap his neck and pitifully say "..no.." before "yes I am"
That shit is fucking freaky man.
Edit because phone posting lol about it

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I am genuinely disturbed how he will actually declare "alright I'm done" while simultaneously through muscle memory alone keep gambling.
It is frightening seeing and hearing how meek the rational part of his brain is compared to the almost lizard brain need to just keep gambling.
Seriously watch him say "I just made 30k. I'm gonna go for 35" and watch him almost snap his neck and pitifully say "..no.." before "yes I am"
That's shit is fucking freaky man.

That's fine bro, because 20K lowest. He sets a floor and keeps to it no matter how the chips fall. Oh wait, shit! 15K lowest!

Ah fuck, bro... I hate my fucking life, bro! 10K lowest.

 

[Major]

It's no problem, he can just gamble more to get it all back.

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm honestly becoming desensitized at this point just like our boy. I need the overly animated celebrations and emotional swings only a crack binge can provide. Is there BMJ rehab?

Actually you may be right, it's missing a happy dance and the Tongue of Rage after an angry earthquake.. I still think it would be lovely for an OP addition though.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

He'll be back.

 

[Barbenheimer]

This actually got me as I read the feature and thought good for him, watched the clip and pieced it together once he started losing it all. $1k to $30k has to be an almost once in a lifetime occurrence with 50/50 odds but instead of realizing how rare it is and how stupid it was to keep going he’ll rationalize that he’s done it once so he can do it again similar to how upset he gets when he can’t get 3-4 coin flips in a row as it “never gives it to him anymore” instead of realizing how exponentially rare it is to get consecutive heads/tails.

He’ll be gambling within a week

 

[Poonocchio]

This actually got me as I read the feature and thought good for him, watched the clip and pieced it together once he started losing it all. $1k to $30k has to be an almost once in a lifetime occurrence with 50/50 odds but instead of realizing how rare it is and how stupid it was to keep going he’ll rationalize that he’s done it once so he can do it again similar to how upset he gets when he can’t get 3-4 coin flips in a row as it “never gives it to him anymore” instead of realizing how exponentially rare it is to get consecutive heads/tails.

He’ll be gambling within a week

You're obviously the one who flips the switch for Eddie, you rat.

 

[Balr0g]

This actually got me as I read the feature and thought good for him, watched the clip and pieced it together once he started losing it all. $1k to $30k has to be an almost once in a lifetime occurrence with 50/50 odds but instead of realizing how rare it is and how stupid it was to keep going he’ll rationalize that he’s done it once so he can do it again similar to how upset he gets when he can’t get 3-4 coin flips in a row as it “never gives it to him anymore” instead of realizing how exponentially rare it is to get consecutive heads/tails.

He’ll be gambling within a week

I have seen only small snippets from Bossmanjack but didn't he have several of these happenings already? I could have sworn he managed to get a lot of money only to waste it right there again

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I saw the feature headline and instantly knew it was a troll simply because that's not who Austin is. He isn't going to just walk away when he gets a big casino "win". He's just going to keep gambling until he inevitably loses it all.

And that's why we love him.

 

[The Noticer]

He could have turned that $30,000 into $100,000 easy on Coinflip. 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big. Better luck next time, boss!

You can only lose 100% of your money, but you can win thousands of times your investment. It's simple math.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman is nearly at 1 million wagered on coinflip.



Rip wheelbros, coinflip is bossman's best friend now.



19.82% win rate on a coinflip all because he is a greedy retard and always goes for 2 in a row (which makes no sense as you don't get any more than just having 2 separate flips) or more which is 12.5% chance or less.

 

[break these cuffs]

At this point the tale of Austin is on the level of a tragic hero of an epic poem, this man is more set in his ways than the Earth is in orbiting the Sun, I can be more certain that the bossman will win a pile of money only to immediately burn it all away than I am certain that the sun will rise tomorrow, he truly is the modern day crack addicted Sisyphus.

Austin is being studied by mathematicians from Cambridge to Peking. Austin's Constant, as it's being called, is a puzzling in that it's known value is zero, but examining his accounts at any one point in time can return a number between 1-29,730. How can this be? The world's greatest minds are trying to figure out just that.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Call me crazy but I'm under the impression that Austin doesn't know when to hold nor when to fold them

 

[ENDTOPII]

BMJ just turned one of his $1,000 refills into $30,000. He immediately withdrew $25,000 to his mom's exodus wallet so he can't lose it and is looking at what car to buy tomorrow! It's finally happening.
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Just kidding you fucking retards. Where do you think you are?
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Fuck you! I took the bait! HE WILL WITHDRAW ONE DAY!


#believeinsomething

 

[Broadside]

There is no way he won't relapse into gambling the moment he gets stressed and needs a little rush

 

[Vibe_Guy]

LES FUCKING GOOOOOO MEMES AREN'T JUST DREAMS AFTERALL

Never mind. Goddammit.

 

[break these cuffs]

Call me crazy but I'm under the impression that Austin doesn't know when to hold nor when to fold them

Part of me wishes BLP Kosher would do a cover of The Gambler because Austin listening to it would be hilarious. The other part of me is disgusted and shouts "Kill youself" for suggesting it.

 

[MadStan]