Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[Orange Rhymer]

>Be Federal Agent
>Peak of my physical and mental state
>Earning 6 figures and full federal bennies
>Boss tells me to detain and arrest a violent domestic terrorist running wild in Colorado
>Boss says suspect uses multiple aliases, is connected to a network of supporting terrorists. Possibly laundering money.
>"Proceed with extreme caution"
>....
>Drooling retard in the back of my car gave me body lice and scabies
>Attempted to clean car, body lice infestation is severe. Car Pool declared it a total loss.
>No car, quarantined for 30 days, itching like hell.
>All for a drooling retard, sperging on TikTok while trolled by zoomers.
>FML. Maybe it's not to late to change careers.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Its because he used the most dangerous implement. Words. Government loves to charge precrimes. Will the scanner see us darkly?

I think it's moreso that the local LEO'S are fed up with dealing with him AND the weens so they pushed it up the ladder to be done once and for all. If you're not an OG from the area, you can't possibly understand how much they're staunchly anti crazy homeless but still want to portray the virtuous lefty faggot shit. Denver and Boulder used to have crazy homeless people that almost put skid row to shame but now they're getting all the super rich investors and transplants from Cali so they need are keeping this type of shit in check.

 

[cobson_slut4bbc]

DISMANTLE THE FBI NOW

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

I never understood why Worldofshirts was even considered a lolcow. From what I've seen of the guy it's literally just a dude with autism who became tiktok famous and became a drunk. I don't think people with autism by default qualify as lolcows.

I don't get it myself. I think zoomers just find "justifiable targets" (schizophrenic borderline homeless people) and bother them until they become unhinged enough nobody cares. I'm no Larson historian though.

 

[AnOminous]

daniel facing up to 60+ years in prison for bomb threats he obviously will never be able to carry out (even if he believes so) is overkill. we need to let him back out onto the streets of denver and get back to the milk production.

I agree with the general thread consensus they'll probably have him plead to one of the most serious/credible of the charges and probably he's coming in in the lower half of the sentencing range. I can't see more than five years, and I don't really anticipate even that.

The dream scenario is they figure out he's a retard and has been put up to a lot of this bullshit, and go after the weens.

 

[Stan]

Does documenting information count as ween-behavior? Or do feds only care that you actually committed a crime (impersonating Joe Biden or a lawyer)

Depends on who you’re weening. Ex presidents and families, senators, congressmen, cabinet members = do not ween, they will find you, you will go to jail, and you will mysteriously “commit suicide” Epstein style before you get a chance to testify how you were putting pebbles in HRC’s bras on the wash line.

Crimes: yes they probably care if you commit a crime, may use it as a pretext to forestall additional weenery.

What the fuck is it with these lolcow retards and no or rotted out teeth????

Dental care isn’t included in Medicaid, and unemployed human pscattiformes like Dan here can’t afford even the most basic cleaning and checkups. At some point it all gets so rotted that they’ll extract them all though.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

yeah, you need a good touch for farming. Zoomers don't gave that, too much screens.

They needed to focus more on the music.

>Be Federal Agent
>Peak of my physical and mental state
>Earning 6 figures and full federal bennies
>Boss tells me to detain and arrest a violent domestic terrorist running wild in Colorado
>Boss says suspect uses multiple aliases, is connected to a network of supporting terrorists. Possibly laundering money.
>"Proceed with extreme caution"
>....
>Drooling retard in the back of my car gave me body lice and scabies
>Attempted to clean car, body lice infestation is severe. Car Pool declared it a total loss.
>No car, quarantined for 30 days, itching like hell.
>All for a drooling retard, sperging on TikTok while trolled by zoomers.
>FML. Maybe it's not to late to change careers.

More like
>be Denver police officer
>making $80k in a city where you need $150k to live
>try to avoid Danderson like the plague because don’t want AIDS
>DOJ issues warrant for Danderson
>this basically means I have to arrest him because it’s our chance to get him prison long term and the glowies expect us to do it
>get scabies and somehow get trench foot while arresting him
>car smells like a sewage plant
>glowies get to wait until he’s been given a shower and jail issued jumpsuit before being in the same room as him.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Daniel Mcdougal is the federal agent on the indictment?! The dude from the library? That Daniel said took his phone?! No fucking way. I thought for SURE that was a troll. You mean to tell me that Daniel Fucking Larson has been interacting with glowies for MONTHS? In-fucking-sane. He was telling the truth, for once. He said that fed saw something "bad" on his phone and immediately took it.

 

[Apati]

He might be the rare example of a pedo without CP but only because he's too retarded to find it.

Knowing him you are 100% right

 

[mystery fish]

I never understood why Worldofshirts was even considered a lolcow. From what I've seen of the guy it's literally just a dude with autism who became tiktok famous and became a drunk. I don't think people with autism by default qualify as lolcows.

I don't get it myself. I think zoomers just find "justifiable targets" (schizophrenic borderline homeless people) and bother them until they become unhinged enough nobody cares. I'm no Larson historian though.

Seriously 90% of zoomers cows they find some who is mentally ill and abnormal then harass them to insanity. What causes this phenomenon?

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

>Be Federal Agent
>Peak of my physical and mental state
>Earning 6 figures and full federal bennies

Sorry but you're only allowed 3 skill proficiencies and the peak mental state perk conflicts with the glowie skill tree.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry but you're only allowed 3 skill proficiencies and the peak mental state perk conflicts with the glowie skill tree.

Most mentally healthy fed.

 

[TV's Adam West]

You know, all jokes aside, my nigga is FUCKED. The nigga is GONE.

 

[Victim2988]

It looks scary but I believe that the FBI, even corrupted and anti-american, is still smart enough to recognize that they didn't catch a dangerous terrorist but a dirty, insane bum who's living in a fantasy world. Larson is a potential dangerous person maybe but not for making bombs or to plan organised terror acts. He's disturbing the peace with fire alarms and trying to lure restaurant's personal for free food. Maybe they will hold him a couple of months and he will get a slap on the wrist. In the lolcow world, lolcows tend to be lucky with the justice system, because nobody want to deal with them.

 

[winlocker]

Hope these morons have kept a clean nose. They can end up facing charges themselves under this new scrutiny. Being a ween takes a certain level of mental illness. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are some brand of pervert.

The one who sent him child porn that one peculiar time probably doesn't. I don't believe it was investigated then and doubt it will be investigated now, but lulz might happen if it is.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I have to wonder when we will get the video where he all in one breath blames Bob for this, demands Bob pay for a lawyer, and then wants Bob to come pay his bail and help him run off to Mexico or something.

 

[Galeocerdo]

It looks scary but I believe that the FBI, even corrupted and anti-american, is still smart enough to recognize that they didn't catch a dangerous terrorist but a dirty, insane bum who's living in a fantasy world. Larson is a potential dangerous person maybe but not for making bombs or to plan organised terror acts. He's disturbing the peace with fire alarms and trying to lure restaurant's personal for free food. Maybe they will hold him a couple of months and he will get a slap on the wrist. In the lolcow world, lolcows tend to be lucky with the justice system, because nobody want to deal with them.

I wouldn't be surprised if they plan to use Larson as an avenue to investigate the trolls who've been pulling Daniel's strings. Daniel said that Bob's finances are being looked over due to how much money was being sent to Daniel, I don't personally believe it's the real bob and it's infact a troll, we know Agent MacDougal was involved with Daniel due to Daniel having CP on his phone which was sent to him by a troll pretending to be Grace, so I imagine there will be a myriad of people being looked over by the FBI. I wouldn't put it past any western government now to pull up these kinds of trolls and make an example of them as there has been a lot of trolls who inject themselves into a severely mentally unstable lolcow's sphere just to guide them into doing illegal and fucked up shit which kind of has to be stopped (Not to give Lolcows any leeway, but it's obvious it's something which occurs because weens are desperate to be part of internet history).
I imagine the reason this is occuring is because alot of those threats were treated seriously, which meant places had to be evacuated and they called out the bomb squad (etc), he's definitely a menace outside of this, but him livestreaming going absolutely beserk threatening to blow up local government buildings in his vicinity, in the middle of public parks and stuff, means people are going to respond by calling it into the police which will garner this reaction. The Feds aren't going to want to enable that kind of behaviour from anyone, I personally kind of imagine we'll see him getting the Chris-Chan treatment in terms of a couple of years jailtime then off to a group home with an internet/social media blackout which might do Daniel the world of good.

Or we might end up with Dr Jesus Daniel Christson-VanderWaal PHD.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Looking forward to all the cascading chaos as the investigation continues. Real fuck-around-and-find-out arc coming in for a whole lot of folks.

 

[Artaius]

Honestly, this would be a good time to crack open the website that nailed the boy kissers to the wall and see what it has.

Spoilers: Edgy extremist takes, memes, child porn.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

At least he’s going to get the trench foot taken care of. A year or two of 3 hots and a cot might not be the worst thing for him.