Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[RodgerDodger]

You all realize the Feds are gonna give Danny boy an assault rifle, an explosive vest and a badly written White Power Manifesto and point him at a Wendy's or someplace unlikely to have any couches.

We of course will be blamed for this.

 

[schizophrenic cat boy]

Haven't seen a lolcow catch charges this serious since maybe Nick Bate or the monkey torturers.

Also, hi, Fedboys! Hope this thread helps you get this schizo bioweapon and the shitheads who egg him on out of society.

Does documenting information count as ween-behavior? Or do feds only care that you actually committed a crime (impersonating Joe Biden or a lawyer)

Jail call, courtesy of Flexburger.

Some takeaways (take it with a grain of salt, as Daniel himself is saying it):

• He's been declared a flight risk.
• They don't want him out because they don't want him making more threats on social media.
• He claims his public defenders "will contact the real Vanderwaals".
• The nonprofit, a center for disabled people, was evacuated when he threatened it.
• "Bob", "Grace", and a Discord server are being investigated.
• McDougall is the one who arrested him, is conducting the investigation, and is in contact with the trolls;
• Clark was reprimanded by McDougall for impersonating a lawyer.

I have a very strong gut feeling that the feds will contact the real Tina and Grace because that's just what the investigation entails.

I also believe that Bob hasn't been in contact with Danny since he got his ass whooped some time ago, so the feds may contact him and inform him of everything.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Hey, if he was placed into a mental hospital for a while, does that count as time served when it goes to court?

And he's a lucky mother fucker for now, got placed in a cupcake rich people jail in Clear County Creek jail in Colorado instead of Denver. Hopefully the feds will transfer him there into a real jail.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Feds can ask/order companies to preserve records. So YouTube channels, discord, etc have probably gotten this legal document. They refuse and it can get very sloppy for the companies and not worth the fight. They would literally be risking a lot for a retard who makes bomb threats and tosses nigger out casually.

Another interesting fact is some special agent was probably following Daniel as part of his investigation. Literally watching and recording what he was saying and doing. Probably a secret service agent too from the White House threats.

“March 1, 2024 SA Smith watches YouTube video X. Larson said, “Fuck you, Bob! Nigger!”. Larson than proceeds to punch himself in the head…

 

[Stan]

I am surprised people aren't really taking this into account. They want to be known as the ones to not fuck with. You can't tell me Larsen is gonna be in that 4-3% that can get away with this. The feds aren't local police. I'd be surprised if Larsen could really genuinely get away with this unscathed. At bare minimum he's being sent somewhere. I could see em taking a plea deal but the FBI really isn't gonna let this slide.

The bare minimum is the CWC special - about two years in jail pre trial trying to restore your sanity, and then they let you skate on some lesser charge for time served.

Not to mention being declared unfit to stand trial isn't a get out of jail free card necessarily. Last I heard that guy who stabbed a 4 year old to death in 2021 who was found incompetent to stand trial is on an indefinite hold in some facility lobotomized by psych meds.

Getting declared NGBRI can be way worse than a conviction. You can potentially end up serving the maximum potential term of your sentence in a forensic psych hospital; whereas if you’d gone to trial or plead guilty then the judge may not assess the max term at sentencing. And if you’re still not compos mentis by the end of the term I believe extensions of the sentence can be applied for, on and on, to effectively make it a life sentence.

It is honestly insane that he is 25, like holy shit he looks like he's a rough 40 or something.

He looks like he has no teeth.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

And there goes 1 of 2 zoomers' favorite cows, the other is worldoftshirt whose liver has more holes than dick lickieta

 

[Meat Target]

Does documenting information count as ween-behavior? Or do feds only care that you actually committed a crime (impersonating Joe Biden or a lawyer)

Of course not. Then we'd all be guilty. Ween behavior involves contacting the cow directly. What we do here is no different than TMZ, except we do it for e-celebs.

He looks like he has no teeth.

The two in front are probably the only ones he has. It's probably why he only eats soft foods.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

Only thing I can be optimistic about Larson's arrest that he will drag a few zoomer weens along to federal prison.

 

[Dirty Harry]

He looks like he has no teeth.

What the fuck is it with these lolcow retards and no or rotted out teeth????

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

And there goes 1 of 2 zoomers' favorite cows, the other is worldoftshirt whose liver has more holes than dick lickieta

Weeks after Jersh asked what cows zoomers followed. Worldofshirts is next, then who?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Weeks after Jersh asked what cows zoomers followed. Worldofshirts is next, then who?

I never understood why Worldofshirts was even considered a lolcow. From what I've seen of the guy it's literally just a dude with autism who became tiktok famous and became a drunk. I don't think people with autism by default qualify as lolcows.

 

[MajinGoku]

If daniel goes to prison I would lose so much happiness in my life

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

That's charitable. I'd say 55 minimum and that's assuming a 55 year old with serious alcohol or drug issues.

This is what being homeless does to you, especially with his insistence not to take any showers. Being outside like that ages you very rapidly.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[schizophrenic cat boy]

What the fuck is it with these lolcow retards and no or rotted out teeth????

Can someone find the genetic correlation between hypodontia and lower-IQ, gullible individuals with autism?

 

[UncommonParlence]

Goes to show ya, you can rape your elderly mom or run a monetized CSAM ring on YouTube and be just fine but if you don't take your meds, reddit will get you sent to prison.

Its because he used the most dangerous implement. Words. Government loves to charge precrimes. Will the scanner see us darkly?

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

Weens, we did it! We brought the pedophile to justice!! VICTORY!

 

[AnOminous]

Hey, if he was placed into a mental hospital for a while, does that count as time served when it goes to court?

And he's a lucky mother fucker for now, got placed in a cupcake rich people jail in Clear County Creek jail in Colorado instead of Denver. Hopefully the feds will transfer him there into a real jail.

Depends. Short answer is probably. What isn't as clear is whether if he gets charged with something and spends time in a state jail for it, or is institutionalized by Colorado, whether it counts for pretrial detention credit for the federal case.

Also if you are released pending trial, under some circumstances you can get credit for that time, depending on the exact conditions of release. He probably won't get that as a person of no fixed abode.

Can someone find the genetic correlation between hypodontia and lower-IQ, gullible individuals with autism?

If you're as retarded as Daniel, you're too retarded even to do basic things like brush your teeth.

 

[Meat Target]

Can someone find the genetic correlation between hypodontia and lower-IQ, gullible individuals with autism?

It's more than just hypodontia (though in my unqualified opinion, maybe it's related to malnutrition and lower IQ?)

Autists lack social graces, and thus don't realize how disgusting their poor hygiene is.

 

[furniture0]

daniel facing up to 60+ years in prison for bomb threats he obviously will never be able to carry out (even if he believes so) is overkill. we need to let him back out onto the streets of denver and get back to the milk production.