Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hitlerswag420]

This man is the "ignorant but opinionated, news enslaved, fat and jingoistic" american stereotype personified.

White americans looking at this burger-inhaling retard must feel like a black doctor looking at hoodrat niggers. Despondent shame.

Pat "Kill the Niggers" Tomlinson racistly believes that "All those those taco nigger languages are basically the same. They'll understand".

 

[bortherman]

I actually hope some scumbag robs Patrick.
Not in an alogging way of course.
Like a random smackhead or scrawny teenage gang hopeful threatens him with a switchblade comb and Fatrick soils himself and hands over his wallet.
Cause 100% Fatrick will run straight to the cozzers.
Following that, I hope the three officers he has named get to take his statement and ask what he expects them to do.

The problem with that sweetie, is it already happened.
It's the reason that since that fateful day back in '21 Rick only ever drove the mile or so to Hooli's.

Let me take you back, its the Summer of 21.

3 Pepperoni Americans are robbing people.


Including fatty:


Did fatty
A) spoon feed them their teeth
B) Call the police and report the monkey hijinx
C) Take it like a good cuck and get high on copium

The very Next day of it supposed happening:

He actually went for the Galaxy Fold. (later RIPepperoni'd at the hands of the stalker Cenote.)
MKE police records how there was no report of the theft of his phone

If you examine frames in his Vandal video (6 months later), it appears that the stalker child who committed these acts; who dresses like pat, styled his hair like pat, walks like pat, has an intimate knowledge of his property like pat, also picked himself up a galaxy fold. And just like pat, cannot put it down even while committing crimes:

 

[The Feline Solution]

Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison.

It sounds like a commercial. It somehow really makes me look forward to go to prison.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It sounds like a commercial. It somehow really makes me look forward to go to prison.

I Enjoyed Alcatraz once when I was in the Bay Area.
I even have a commemorative Save the Rock chunk of concrete from the Gift Shop as they were selling pieces to raise money for the continuing refurbishment and preservation.
Hopefully its the only way I'll Enjoy Prison.

 

[Markorian]

An unreasonably loyal uber-eats driver and the head of the local chapter of NAMbLA
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AIDS moby is probably the most likely of the rlm crew to unironically support fatrick.

 

[Associate Rick]

Imagine if patrick was a charecter in king of hill

Dale was very suspicious of the new neighbors barbecue.

 

[Judge Holden]

Here we see the pig in his natural habitat, being the most obnoxious retard in the proverbial room on social media


As an added bonus I found a pat pic I had not yet seen posted by some scallywag in his replies


Those unfocused porcine eyes.....the cheek fat bulging round the fabric of the mask....the fact it managed to get updooted on reddit as "I'm autistic and don't like crowds but I was soooooo excited to vote for the first time yesterday" a couple years back....

EDIT: I fucking love whomever is behind that (sadly now suspended) account as they also managed to get 4.5k updoots with this autistomlinson post
DOUBLE EDIT:


We have a moral duty to ensure patposting never dies.

 

[Markorian]

As an added bonus I found a pat pic I had not yet seen posted by some scallywag in his replies

The best part is the mask is clearly backwards, and has some sort of filter on it that he hasn't even unwrapped

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

AIDS moby is probably the most likely of the rlm crew to unironically support fatrick.

I don't know, Josh has probably the closest thing I've seen in my life to what I'd call the "Redditor phenotype"

We're talking about a guy that wore a 'The future is female' shirt on an episode, here

 

[Judge Holden]

Let us check on the feed of fat


Well the pig still oinks but....what is this?


It seems his "you deserve to be raped" xeet has come back to haunt him....well atleast the account accusing him of such is a teeny tiny insignif...


Oh my an account bigger than his? which is part of the MUHPALESTINEOCAUST mob?

Could it be my dream of fat being devoured by the current tard mob might be coming closer to reality?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's such a mealymouthed coward; just say "yes, I'd love to rape roger stone, and he'd like it" and own it, don't be a pussyfaggot (challenge difficulty: impossible)

i mean @Judge Holden openly wants to rape fats and we all just kind of side-eye him and back away a bit.

 

[MilkThePig]

Here we see the pig in his natural habitat, being the most obnoxious retard in the proverbial room on social media
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As an added bonus I found a pat pic I had not yet seen posted by some scallywag in his replies
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Those unfocused porcine eyes.....the cheek fat bulging round the fabric of the mask....the fact it managed to get updooted on reddit as "I'm autistic and don't like crowds but I was soooooo excited to vote for the first time yesterday" a couple years back....

EDIT: I fucking love whomever is behind that (sadly now suspended) account as they also managed to get 4.5k updoots with this autistomlinson post
DOUBLE EDIT:
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We have a moral duty to ensure patposting never dies.

"I only trigger at the range, child"

Fuck, that was the other line for 80s Action Hero Pat I was trying to think of yesterday! It's probably his best one because not only is it unbelievably cringe, it doesn't even make sense. It's like something classic Simpsons writers would've made McBain say except they wouldn't because it's even too embarrassing as a parody in a cartoon.

Patrick S Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the tin.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

"I only trigger at the range, child"

Fuck, that was the other line for 80s Action Hero Pat I was trying to think of yesterday! It's probably his best one because not only is it unbelievably cringe, it doesn't even make sense.

I really don't get it. I only own guns so I can play pretend by shooting at cutouts. Uh, cool I guess? So he's admitting that all his bluster about being the next John Wick who'll terminate stalkers on sight was bullshit.

Sure owned us, Fat, really intimidated now.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It's weird. He gets something like ... 50? 80? percent of the way to an actually good comeback ... on a medium that isn't live, he can think it over and contemplate and search for better versions.

It's so strange. He must actually think it's a good call, similar to Nick's "cop at denny's" joke that nobody has been able to work out even to this day.

 

[Judge Holden]

He's such a mealymouthed coward; just say "yes, I'd love to rape roger stone, and he'd like it" and own it, don't be a pussyfaggot (challenge difficulty: impossible)

i mean @Judge Holden openly wants to rape fats and we all just kind of side-eye him and back away a bit.

I didnt say I want to rape Fatrick (aside from those times I did), I said I wanted to give him a Clearfield Pennsylvania style Buttfuck. I.e. fuck him violently in the ass while slapping his bitchtits like meat bongos until his mind breaks and he falls madly in love with me, after which I string him along for a few weeks before abruptly dumping him for a fatter gayer man to break his heart.

"I only trigger at the range, child"

Fuck, that was the other line for 80s Action Hero Pat I was trying to think of yesterday! It's probably his best one because not only is it unbelievably cringe, it doesn't even make sense. It's like something classic Simpsons writers would've made McBain say except they wouldn't because it's even too embarrassing as a parody in a cartoon.

Patrick S Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the tin.

*Kicks down door of the Wendys where the 80s villain is plotting his evil plan*

ILL HAVE DIES WITH THAT

MCRIB!!!

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

D.L.T.F.F.W.B.T.W

 

[Broadside]

Pat getting destroyed once again by someone living the life he wishes he had. You just know failed comedian Pat is seething, hence his utterly lackluster responses:



N-no child. It didn't!

For some sweet schadenfreude, here's a flashback to Pat being an insufferable cunt when he WAS verified

Spoiler: Tweets

 

[whogoesthere]

You just know failed comedian Pat is seething, hence his utterly lackluster responses:

I imagine Pats brain does a quick shortcut across around logic and simply files it away under "Lying Child", next to "Stalker Child" and sits back, fatly smiling to himself as he roasts another of the unwashed masses. Pours himself a nice brewski, farts on a weeping nikki, and enjoys the smell. He won, yet again, like a true political firebrand.

 

[Broadside]

I imagine Pats brain does a quick shortcut across around logic and simply files it away under "Lying Child", next to "Stalker Child" and sits back, fatly smiling to himself as he roasts another of the unwashed masses. Pours himself a nice brewski, farts on a weeping nikki, and enjoys the smell. He won, yet again, like a true political firebrand.

We should really start calling him Patrick L Tomlinson

 

[AnOminous]

Man, he really does look a lot like Marlon Brando.

Don't talk shit about Marlon Brando.

Patrick S Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the tin.

Patrick S. Tomlinson eats dog food, but only after it's been turned into dog shit, and only directly from the dog's asshole.