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I'd be hard pressed to see that as anything but jokes and good natured bantz.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I'm sure there was one that he retroactively tried to walk back. It was something like 'there'll be an ambulance coming, stalker, but it won't be for me' obviously implying Pat was going to beat the fuck out of any stalker-child who challenged him at Hoolies, but when it was presented to him as evidence of challenging people to fights he came up with some bizarre explanation for what he really meant about the ambulance being there.
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I'm pretty sure even good lawyers (except maybe those who can be real choosey about their clients) will first tell you "this is stupid as fuck" and then "ok if you insist here's you're best shot" and if you insist further on being a dumbass then they'll say "ok, if you insist, but you're fucking gonna lose even harder".
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Even the Ukrainian flag avatars are growing tired of Patrick.
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For once in my life I actually AGREE with Fatrick on his lil quoted hottake.
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You have not yet clarified your position on the gynecomastia question.
Out with it!
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You're still doing that thing with your mouth, baby stalker infant child. Only I am allowed to hiss out words in my gay little lisping voice. You are never allowed to reply. Replies are for real-life tough guys who sound like they've been arrested at multiple highway restrooms for peeking under stalls in the men's restroom while jacking their oafishly small genitalia.
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That was part of his court appearance over a restraining order request. Some retard showed up at the shithole bar he hangs out at. The judhe said it was one of the stupidest things he has ever been presented with. This is all on tape, the recordings are hilarious
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Translation: Milwaukee PD failed to tell its officers that Patrick Tomlinson is fat
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I have consulted many man with what may be white coats, and they assure me that he has bitch tits.
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This made me realize that what we tries to do in real life is exactly what he does on twitter - turn off replies.
He even has tried to do it to judges in court! What a fagoot. (It would be - by my calculations - 78% less fun to call him a fat faggot if he didn't deny both so vigorously).
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Adding the retard helmet to his famous avatar is the kind of subtle brilliance that makes Patposters the best in the world, maybe ever.
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Probably 50/50.
It’s feasible to get a law degree and coaching to pass the bar, if you are of average intelligence.
Ambulance chasing is a pretty standard time honored grift which has the benefit of being nice and legal. It might be harder than just simply scamming people or selling ropy second hand cars, but it gives you the means to insulate yourself from legal responsibility further down the road.
I am sure there are plenty of shyster lawyers around who would be happy to take the pigs money for a ridiculous lawsuit.
Money down first of course.
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Niggers......It is my great privilege to announce that the pig has gone bilingual
I am actually in pain from laughing right now....like genuinely my lungs hurt
I am actually in pain from laughing right now....like genuinely my lungs hurt
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Enjoy not just A prison, but THE prison.
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Making friends at the Milwaukee PD like only Rick could do. This fucking moron.
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I'm glad whenever some Twitter rando calls this out in public. This has been said a hundred times, but it needs to be said again.
Patty's just making excuses and cries of woe-is-me.
Locking down his own replies has had exactly zero effect on the amount of grief he receives on Twitter.
Every time he's tagged on someone else's post, he has to barge in. He compulsively searches his own name and must spend inordinate amounts of time stalking the reply sections of troll accounts. All in the name of correcTing the record
The real purpose behind the lockdown is so that he can push out his snark with impunity. It's just a self-soothing tactic. "Nobody is disagreeing with me, so I must be right. I'm so smart. Oink oink fart." Meanwhile, his opinions on everything are flatter than a day-old McDonalds soda.
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Senor Ramon's message is in Brazilian Portuguese, not Spanish, which only makes Pat's reply funnier. Of course, as someone who supports open borders, limitless immigration, and all forms of Latinx Culture(TM), he thinks everyone south of Texas is "Mexican with different flags just to make things confusing" and, therefore, MUST speak Spanish.
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Step up me beaners and let's investigate that translation.
I like "acosador" - very "accoster" energy, bully.
I also like the implied "usted" for disfruta - he's using the polite you! Enjoy yourself of the prison - avail yourself of the enjoyable fruits of prison.
I would have preferred "maestro" being just brought over; maestro in English brings to might conduction, pulling the strings of the fatman as he dances for us.
He has replies limited AND his trolls behind blocks; which means it's obvious that what he REALLY fears is normies responding with "what the actual fuck". That's what he cannot face and cannot admit.
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I actually hope some scumbag robs Patrick.
Not in an alogging way of course.
Like a random smackhead or scrawny teenage gang hopeful threatens him with a switchblade comb and Fatrick soils himself and hands over his wallet.
Cause 100% Fatrick will run straight to the cozzers.
Following that, I hope the three officers he has named get to take his statement and ask what he expects them to do.