Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

As an artist (sorry to PL) I understand not wanting to half-ass a passion project. I also sympathize with the health issues. But for the mostly highly anticipated project across all of his channels...? Personally I would halve as many asses as I could get away with without the RMCP getting involved.

I get that this is a passion project of his. Personally, I think it would be better to attack in several smaller, more manageable chunks and release a sort of director's cut after the fact. Wendigoon made a series of videos covering the conspiracy theory iceberg over the course of several years. When he was done, he made a 9 1/2-hour-long supercut of it, removing all of the filler (i.e. intros, outros, Patreon reads). That's what Adam should've done. Make several shorter videos that are more manageable for him and more digestible for viewers. Adam's making a movie when he should be making a TV show, if that makes sense.

 

[California Newt]

>12 editors across all channels

Its insane that even with his need to control and supervise every piece of content he makes, that his overall output has shrunk considerably. Also ngl, its kind of hard to take seriously watching Adam getting sanctimonious over being in the 1% of "genuine" Youtube content creators and proclaim that he is one of the few who will never compromise their ultimate passion project under any circumstances. It just cheapens the sentiment when the true impetus of his turbo autistic-review merely comes from the film's antagonist making his dick hard.

You know, a lot of people give women flak for being overly focused on men and reading almost exclusively romance where they can fantasize about millionaire chad or dinosaur chad or whatever, but they seem to handle being into dudes a lot better than men do. It's like they have a natural high tolerance level for man-simping; they can still function in society. Men are like the Native Americans of liking guys—you give them one sip and they just can't handle it.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

People make actual films - multiple films - in the time it takes this muhfucker to put a review together. There is no excuse to take this long on shit, his approach to work is just horrifically inefficient.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

People make actual films - multiple films - in the time it takes this muhfucker to put a review together. There is no excuse to take this long on shit, his approach to work is just horrifically inefficient.

He's a career YouTuber. Work ethic isn't really their strong suit. His job is to do whatever the fuck he wants. He's getting passive income from ad revenue on old videos and Patreon. He doesn't have a boss. If he slacks off and doesn't meet a deadline, he won't be written up. The closest he can come to being fired is being "cancelled".

 

[Mega Negroid Gyroid]

Shitfaced Star Wars meltdown for those who are curious

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Shitfaced Star Wars meltdown for those who are curious

>Why do you hate Star Wars?
<BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS HATED STAR WARS!
.... my dude, that didn't answer that person's question.

granted, he's shitfaced, but you'd think someone that has a passionate hatred for something would pin-point specific reasons why. And if the "community" and "fan base" is really the only excuse he has, then he can just, idk, distance himself from them and enjoy the films on their own merit. Crazy, I know.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If he's really using fandom as a reason for why he doesn't like a film, then he truly is a professional critic

 

[internet friend]

Shitfaced Star Wars meltdown for those who are curious

A bit off topic, but why does like every YouTuber/streamer/internet chuckle fuck think that them making content while drunk is the funniest thing ever? It rarely every improves the video at best and fills it with needless difficulties due to drunken incompetence at worst.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Every once in a while I check in this thread to see if Adum has been caught raping an animal yet, even though such an event would likely be featured.

dinosaur chad

Sign me up

 

[California Newt]

A bit off topic, but why does like every YouTuber/streamer/internet chuckle fuck think that them making content while drunk is the funniest thing ever? It rarely every improves the video at best and fills it with needless difficulties due to drunken incompetence at worst.

They're appealing to the normalfag mentality is my assumption. Gotta respect the grind at least

 

[Tofu Dust]

A bit off topic, but why does like every YouTuber/streamer/internet chuckle fuck think that them making content while drunk is the funniest thing ever? It rarely every improves the video at best and fills it with needless difficulties due to drunken incompetence at worst.

Because being drunk all the time is funny and based. Adum is super based for this and should drink more.

 

[Mega Negroid Gyroid]

making content while drunk

I think thats just his normal work mode

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I don't know what's prompted this. It's definitely not from an upsurge in popularity since this channel's viewing figures look like dogshit compared to where they were a few years ago.

Imagine watching an adum video and all of a sudden that thing pops up. Literally a jumpscare attacking from all vectors. Its voice is an auditory assault, its visual is an ocular assault, and its attempt at humor is an emotional assault.

 

[Fat and Balding]

the more faggy adum gets the more misogynist he is. sometimes i don't realize until he's watching something with a woman main character and he literally only talks about her body or calls her stupid. i think he cant feel empathy for someone with a uterus.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Imagine watching an adum video and all of a sudden that thing pops up. Literally a jumpscare attacking from all vectors. Its voice is an auditory assault, its visual is an ocular assault, and its attempt at humor is an emotional assault.

I don't mind if an editor chimes in during the video especially if its to correct a mistake and such, but this random furry just yaps nonsense especially with such a disgusting avatar.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

the more faggy adum gets the more misogynist he is. sometimes i don't realize until he's watching something with a woman main character and he literally only talks about her body or calls her stupid. i think he cant feel empathy for someone with a uterus.

He's reached the point where he only gives a shit about things that get him off in some type of way, and since human women don't get him off in any capacity whatsoever, he has no use for them.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

He's reached the point where he only gives a shit about things that get him off in some type of way, and since human women don't get him off in any capacity whatsoever, he has no use for them.

That's why he loved Poor Things, because the central character was not a real woman. She was a Frankenstein's monster with the mentality of nymphomaniac retarded child, which is much more relatable to YMS.

 

[Fat and Balding]

He thinks he has feminine hands.

I guess he would have feminine hands compared to a 50 year old...?

 

[Laburnum]

He thinks he has feminine hands.
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I guess he would have feminine hands compared to a 50 year old...?

Maybe he got told that while jerking some guy off in a furrycon bathroom and it really cut him deep.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

i think he cant feel empathy for someone with a uterus.

Accidentally based?