Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[RodgerDodger]

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Looking forward to all the cascading chaos as the investigation continues. Real fuck-around-and-find-out arc coming in for a whole lot of folks.

Take this as a teaching moment for why we do not touch the Lolcows. Can you imagine being rounded up by the Fed's for being involved in a terrorist conspiracy with Larson? Your own Lawyer will beat seven kinds of shit out of you. In the courtroom.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

this is probably the most ideal thing for daniel

 

[Dirty Harry]

I wouldn't be surprised if they plan to use Larson as an avenue to investigate the trolls who've been pulling Daniel's strings.

Nah, they are so overworked as it is now, takes them 3 or more years just to do searches on computers taken in search warrants. Unless it's something like a direct threat or something imminent like imbeciles threatening to blow up schools, the feds don't have the resources.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

So I just listened to the jail call and it seems he asked the feds to contact Grace and let her know he is okay.

Imagine if they make that call, I would love to hear it.

Then again imagine being the feds who have to listen to everything Daniel has to say and try to make some sort of sense out of all of his insanity.

 

[Meat Target]

So I just listened to the jail call and it seems he asked the feds to contact Grace and let her know he is okay.

Imagine if they make that call, I would love to hear it.

Then again imagine being the feds who have to listen to everything Daniel has to say and try to make some sort of sense out of all of his insanity.

Cops and Feds are allowed to lie to you. They may have told him that just to humor him and get him to shut up.

The Vanderwaals have come right out and directly told Daniel they want nothing to do with him, not now, not ever.

 

[Spunt]

You all realize the Feds are gonna give Danny boy an assault rifle, an explosive vest and a badly written White Power Manifesto and point him at a Wendy's or someplace unlikely to have any couches.

We of course will be blamed for this.

I can't think of any better argument against the superiority of the white race than Daniel Larson.

 

[Molly Millions]

Cops and Feds are allowed to lie to you. They may have told him that just to humor him and get him to shut up.

The Vanderwaals have come right out and directly told Daniel they want nothing to do with him, not now, not ever.

Yeah they have. All it did was fuel Daniel's delusions and cause the trolls to impersonate Tina Vanderwaal.

Celebrities are advised to never contact their stalkers for exactly this reason.

 

[Meat Target]

I can't think of any better argument against the superiority of the white race than Daniel Larson.

I can. Cyraxx and Ethan Ralph.

 

[Broadside]

I can. Cyraxx and Ethan Ralph.

Larson, Cyraxx and Ethan all belong to mythic categories, namely goblins and ogres

 

[count]

y'all better pay bail before i get bored as fuck. we need daniel back..

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Larson, Cyraxx and Ethan all belong to mythic categories, namely goblins and ogres

Daniel would fit in the Witch catalog

 

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Looking forward to all the cascading chaos as the investigation continues. Real fuck-around-and-find-out arc coming in for a whole lot of folks.

shit that will never happen award

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Spunt]

New Smokey video just dropped, including the full phone call from jail:

Main takeaways:

- The feds are looking into the discord server and the Redditors therein. You can hear the fear in the voice of the ween he's talking to when he says that
- Smokey doesn't understand what "flight risk" means. It means they think he's going to skip bail you stoner retard, it's got nothing to do with aeroplanes.
- Dan's public defender is basically going with "he was really mad because it was cold and he didn't mean it" as his defence despite one of the incidents taking place in August
- One of the threats resulted in one of the places he threatened evacuating and bringing in sniffer dogs
- Feds are also looking at either Bob or "Bob" for what is presumably wire fraud relating to the money Bob gives Dan. I don't think Bob's involved, but if the weens impersonated him in some way and did transactions in Bob's name, that could get spicy
- Overall, Dan is Enjoying Prison, so much so that they're holding him in higher security cells, whatever that means

 

[Sicko Hunter]

- One of the threats resulted in one of the places he threatened evacuating and bringing in sniffer dogs

Holy shit

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If there is one man on Earth that can get kicked out of prison it's Daniel Larson.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is why you don't ween.

 

[Clanner Scum]

You can hear the fear in the voice of the ween he's talking to when he says that

I hope the Feds pull their toenails off with rusty pliers.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Listened to the jail call and even after being arrested and getting federal charges he's asking for Grace Vanderwaal's phone number and trying to get his public defender to contact her. For people not in the know Daniel has never once spoken to the actual Grace in his life. His managers pretend to be her and basically roleplay and sext with him as her to get him to do things for him. He thinks he is engaged to her.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Listened to the jail call and even after being arrested and getting federal charges he's asking for Grace Vanderwaal's phone number and trying to get his public defender to contact her. For people not in the know Daniel has never once spoken to the actual Grace in his life. His managers pretend to be her and basically roleplay and sex with him as her to get him to do things for him. He thinks he is engaged to her.

I can't believe he is so gullible he just believes whatever people tell him at face value. You'd think he would ask for nudes of Grace or something they can't provide or maybe AI Deepfakes can do that nowadays. I kinda believe he wants to live in a land of delusions cuz his life sucks so bad, it's got to be better where a fake girl sexs with him, he's a famous celeb doing meet n greets and singing horrible music at huge concerts. One thing I'll say about Larson he is probably the absolute worst singer Ive ever heard in my life