Here's my fucking retarded, though fairly believable conspiracy theory for Who built the Pyramids?
The mainstream, accepted story is that the pyramids were built by the Egyptians as a tomb for Khufu, and built around 3000 years ago. The pyramids were built using ropes, levers, man-power, horse-power and bronze-age tools. The problem with this theory is that the numbers don't add up. It only took 25 years to build? Nigger, please. I won't sperg here but if anyone is interesting in seeing my working, let me know.
An alternative theory is that the pyramids were built by aliens, or an ancient technologically advanced civilisation that were either aliens or humans helped by aliens, and that the pyramids were built 15,000 - 30, 0000 years ago. There's two things here, firstly, there is evidence that the pyramids and sphinx have sustained water damage, with evidence of sea salt found on the walls of the pyramids and lower levels. The second is that the alien/ancient tech angle does explain the physics and numbers of how massive block of stone were quarried, moved and put in place with such accuracy.
However, while the numbers don't add up of the mainstream media, there is little to no evidence of ancient technologically advanced civilisations even existing. While I do believe we had more 'advanced' technology - I don't mean PS7's and quantum computers 100,000 years ago, I do believe we had technology; plants, animals, that are now extinct that we were able to use to our advantage. Side note: If we did have PS7's 100,000 years ago, there wouldn't be a single shred of evidence of it ever existing. As for aliens, it would be great for that to be real but, again, very little evidence of it existing.
There is a theory that fits in between both of them, both being plausible, while more laughably absurd than aliens. Are you ready for it? Dinosaurs. That's right, dinosaurs. I believe the pyramids were built 15,000 - 30,000 years ago, using dinosaurs to help us lift and transport the blocks from the quarries to the pyramids. Utilising their bones, claws and bodily-bits we carved and broke rock much easier than 20,000 retarded saves with stone chisels not being fed for 25 years.
The dinosaurs, or at least some species of them, lived alongside humans, or, if we want to go really mental, were tamed by humans who trained in the ability to tame them, just like a cattle ranchers. That's where the lizard people or reptilian idea comes from, a misinterpretation that was lost in translation. 'lizard people' are those who can one with, or can train the lizards/reptiles like a donkey. Modern day dinosaurs exist today - alligators, crocodiles and sharks are millions of years old.
Why hide this? Why not say "hey, dinosaurs were still knocking around"? Because our academic superiors, the same ones who said the jab was good and the coof was bad, have invested so much into the idea that all dinosaurs were dead 65 million years ago that they cannot back track now. On top of that, while the OG dinos were merked by a meteor, the real disaster was much worse, much more cataclysmic and there's not a goddamned thing we can do about it.
TL;DR Dinosaurs.
