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Niggas, what do you think of the articles whose gimmick is "Put anything inside and a different anomaly will come out!"?
I just read the testing log of 3922, I don't know how they made their next update suck.
-They update previous posts with unnecessary shit "wow, testing 3922 in TBOI:Repentance gave the same result as in TBOI rebirth"
-Repeat the note "WE DO NOT TRY WITH MEDIA WHO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL" like 3 times
-"I'm a 40-year-old scientist with PhD and I have a machine that twists the universe in any media, let's see, maybe I'll use it in a film that tests the level of narrative incorporation of the anomaly, or in a symbolic short that allows me to know more about its nature, nah, I better use in A VTUBERS MOD OF AN INDIE GAME FROM NEWGROUNDS"
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Pedojimmytemante said:
Niggas, what do you think of the articles whose gimmick is "Put anything inside and a different anomaly will come out!"?
I just read the testing log of 3922, I don't know how they made their next update suck.
-They update previous posts with unnecessary shit "wow, testing 3922 in TBOI:Repentance gave the same result as in TBOI rebirth"
-Repeat the note "WE DO NOT TRY WITH MEDIA WHO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL" like 3 times
-"I'm a 40-year-old scientist with PhD and I have a machine that twists the universe in any media, let's see, maybe I'll use it in a film that tests the level of narrative incorporation of the anomaly, or in a symbolic short that allows me to know more about its nature, nah, I better use in A VTUBERS MOD OF AN INDIE GAME FROM NEWGROUNDS"
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I find the idea of The Foundation repeatedly referencing pop culture and media generally cringe, especially if it's anime or video games. Classical, old stuff like Shakespeare or whatever I don't mind. I really hate how so many of SCP-914's later experiments amount to putting a video game or movie into the machine to see what happens. I glanced through 3922's other experiments and immediately stopped a super epic Yamcha joke, that hasn't gotten old after thirty years, no sir.
 
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Lone Star said:
I find the idea of The Foundation repeatedly referencing pop culture and media generally cringe, especially if it's anime or video games. Classical, old stuff like Shakespeare or whatever I don't mind. I really hate how so many of SCP-914's later experiments amount to putting a video game or movie into the machine to see what happens. I glanced through 3922's other experiments and immediately stopped a super epic Yamcha joke, that hasn't gotten old after thirty years, no sir.
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I wouldn't mind so much if it was limited to things that people disconnected from the internet would know (like Hollywood movies or AAA games), when they start adding things from the Homestuck, Digital Circus or RWBY line it completely breaks my suspension of disbelief.
 
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Pedojimmytemante said:
Niggas, what do you think of the articles whose gimmick is "Put anything inside and a different anomaly will come out!"?
I just read the testing log of 3922, I don't know how they made their next update suck.
-They update previous posts with unnecessary shit "wow, testing 3922 in TBOI:Repentance gave the same result as in TBOI rebirth"
-Repeat the note "WE DO NOT TRY WITH MEDIA WHO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL" like 3 times
-"I'm a 40-year-old scientist with PhD and I have a machine that twists the universe in any media, let's see, maybe I'll use it in a film that tests the level of narrative incorporation of the anomaly, or in a symbolic short that allows me to know more about its nature, nah, I better use in A VTUBERS MOD OF AN INDIE GAME FROM NEWGROUNDS"
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Isn't 3922 the Mr. Enter SCP where random people can add stuff to the testing log about their most disliked fictional characters getting killed by futuristic tacticool operators for being "mean spirited"?
 
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Pedojimmytemante said:
I wouldn't mind so much if it was limited to things that people disconnected from the internet would know (like Hollywood movies or AAA games), when they start adding things from the Homestuck, Digital Circus or RWBY line it completely breaks my suspension of disbelief.
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It's surreal imagining some super serious scientist type going "Hey, let's try using a copy of Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep with the SCP and see what happens" it's just so stupid in my head.
 
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Lone Star said:
It's surreal imagining some super serious scientist type going "Hey, let's try using a copy of Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep with the SCP and see what happens" it's just so stupid in my head.
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Realistically, the scientist would be laughed at before being asked to leave the room because of their stupid suggestion... but we've left the point of realism when they brought up fucking Kingdom Hearts.
 
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Valstrax said:
Realistically, the scientist would be laughed at before being asked to leave the room because of their stupid suggestion... but we've left the point of realism when they brought up fucking Kingdom Hearts.
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10 years ago this would be one of the stupid things that Dr Bright would suggest and they would obviously reject it the moment they read it...Now it is a 100% official experiment
 
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Pedojimmytemante said:
Niggas, what do you think of the articles whose gimmick is "Put anything inside and a different anomaly will come out!"?
I just read the testing log of 3922, I don't know how they made their next update suck.
-They update previous posts with unnecessary shit "wow, testing 3922 in TBOI:Repentance gave the same result as in TBOI rebirth"
-Repeat the note "WE DO NOT TRY WITH MEDIA WHO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL" like 3 times
-"I'm a 40-year-old scientist with PhD and I have a machine that twists the universe in any media, let's see, maybe I'll use it in a film that tests the level of narrative incorporation of the anomaly, or in a symbolic short that allows me to know more about its nature, nah, I better use in A VTUBERS MOD OF AN INDIE GAME FROM NEWGROUNDS"
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Christ. This SCP is 9 times out of 10 cringe inducing Reddit bait. Very rarely is it amusing when it tries to be, such as the porno where several guards make sure it's consensual while armed with rocket launchers or something. Also rarely are the interesting ones like the 120 Days of Sodom example and the war with the SCP Foundation. Then there's stupid ones like the fact that they can just create shit out of thin air, label it something retarded like "☽☽☽ TACTICAL PIZZA CRUSHER" to immediately solve a problem in the style of a child going "well I'm immune to your specific powers, now I'm immune to that power too! And that one and that one and-" you get it, can obliterate entire dimensions as shown with the Event Horizon example, stole the Deathstar, yet they form a truce with the Foundation in the "war footage" they had...consistently, not even once. Not to mention all the other awful examples that make me think the staff is hired directly from Reddit. Seriously? Someone suggested Hazbin Hotel and wasn't terminated on the spot? All of this is even more retarded when you take into account what the Three Moons Initiative actually is.
 
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Niggergante said:
I've been thinking about it and at this point, SCP has been reduced to 1471 and fur bait and shit that's been trannified to me. I'm sad it's come to this but my hope for it is gone.
I might've asked this but is there a good RPC narrator or is it just not lucrative enough?
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Only person is Eastside Show, had to make a separate channel because SCPfags kept harassing him. Obviously he blew it off and made a second channel which is still active, I think I've seen him on the website, a dead subreddit, and/or the discord so he's fairly with it. Absolutely no one is making RPC content on YouTube or anywhere else besides the site and their Dicksword, the SCP Foundation memory holed it by spamming how racist they are and banning anyone who says otherwise, the former head admin (or founder, dunno) was a turbo sperg so that didn't help, but he was kicked out and it's being run by people who won't give SCP ammunition, far too late sadly. Speaking of harassment I was wondering what happened to that artist Zhange's. Turns out they were a minor and SCP trannies doing what they do best, tried to so some shit to them (her? Don't know, don't care) of the sexual nature and they left forever. Really shows who's running the site eh? The worst part is trying to get information, whereas pseudo-intellectuals are passive aggressive instead of just saying "some shit went down, minor was potentially groomed or something, that's all we know." RPC ain't perfect...not by a long shot. But I'll take it over SCP anyday, for now at least. Memes shitting on both of them are funny though.

While I was looking for more people who make RPC content, I found out the fucking Authority paid some Japanese folks to make an professional anime video on them...God bless the Authority. (English dub here) Fair warning, weeb shit, but I still like it.
And another thing to add, yeah I know I keep editing the post, but I recently found out that the SCP:SL is, unsurprisingly, full of pedophiles. They harbor them yet will fire another developer because he isn't a furry. Well the official reasons is that he said some things (not sure what) while drunk but I've heard through some people that it was specifically because he wasn't a furry. Would explain their most recent community post on Steam, covering their graveyard I see. This guy tends to cover this stuff.
 
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That animation is cool, it bothers me but at the same time I'm glad that it went unnoticed, it's great that there are no SCPfags dogpiling the post "warning of RPC racists".
Speaking of the topic, what do you think of the foreign extensions of SCP? I heard that the Russian, Japanese and German branches have not yet been infected with the troonery.
 
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Mexican_Wizard_711 said:
What is it with these groomers not being able to keep it in their pants, I swear it has become a cliche with soy cee pee at this point
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It's quite insane how hard SCP has changed. From an /x/ board being as fun and interesting as possible, to whatever the fuck it is now. Everything is just inorganic. I remember when people tried doing some woke agenda nonsense in the early days and were ignored or booted. Now it's the opposite. That goes for everything these days, and it sucks. It went from a movement to regulate the disgusting power of (((bankers))) into the current culture war, and nobody taking notice other than "hurrdurr everything is woke." Which isn't even wrong but now even pointing that out is becoming a grift.
 
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Pedojimmytemante said:
That animation is cool, it bothers me but at the same time I'm glad that it went unnoticed, it's great that there are no SCPfags dogpiling the post "warning of RPC racists".
Speaking of the topic, what do you think of the foreign extensions of SCP? I heard that the Russian, Japanese and German branches have not yet been infected with the troonery.
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probably because russian and japan are shielded from the eternal rainbow anglo by language barrier, also "problematic culture".
germany is full of soy, but I assume most are not even aware or care there's a german branch, especially when there's a bigger fish to pozz up and latch onto.

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It's quite insane how hard SCP has changed. From an /x/ board being as fun and interesting as possible, to whatever the fuck it is now. Everything is just inorganic. I remember when people tried doing some woke agenda nonsense in the early days and were ignored or booted. Now it's the opposite. That goes for everything these days, and it sucks. It went from a movement to regulate the disgusting power of (((bankers))) into the current culture war, and nobody taking notice other than "hurrdurr everything is woke." Which isn't even wrong but now even pointing that out is becoming a grift.
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the eventual virtual book-burning after the inevitable cultural shift will be unprecedented, but I'm somewhat at the point just purge it all and cleanse it with fire, then start anew from the ashes.
 
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bird.up said:
KK is supposed to be a black-market business that abducts people and subjects them to horrific body modification so they can pawn them off as sex slaves
one of RPC's rules is that you cant write porn or anything porn-adjacent
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Hell, a lot of RPCs tied to them aren't even about sex slaves. One RPC is basically a Japanese idol pop group that KK created that can supernaturally compel people to do anything with their music.
 
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