Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[R00k]

Why not just use real fruit juice? He was so close to having a normal drink.

I would bet anything its because he saw "made with coconut water" and thought it will have a coconut flavor that would mix well with the coconut rum.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Yooo cobra confirmed trailer ???? I hope he gets a hitch lock or the weens will drive off with it one night

trailer doesn't always mean that kind of trailer, and it looks more like a basement right now

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

See me sleeping behind the building and waking up with no money. That's art. And then making money.

"Is this a homeless meeting?"

You know, Cobes would probably thrive in Fallout. He'll eat anything, he wouldn't mind everything being destroyed, raiders would just want to hang out with him on stream, feral ghouls would leave him alone or date him, his boglim immune system would just kick FEV out of his body and the Enclave would be obligated to pay his SSI. He'd get the speech ending in the first game by just ranting about gender relations to the master.

I guess that would make Clint a college professor that the Enclave saved for reasons we can only guess at.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Glad to see our king is living his best life all cheesed up and posting zany rhetorical status updates to FB like it’s still 2011. Better not crank your humidity control to the max BOY

 

[gabagoolgruel]

 

[anliteralidiot]

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if him and Jessica had a kid...

 

[Deez Nuts]

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Glad to see our king is living his best life all cheesed up and posting on FB like it’s still 2011. Better not crank your humidity control to the max BOY

i love how he is refrigerating shelf stable canned meat, but will leave out his food hacks on the counter for 48 hours before consuming.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Alright, he's a little more bald, and the back is t as full. This is as much as I'm willing to compromise on bald Cobes. Also the mustache is looking exquisid, if I may say so myself.

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Not Cobes enough, can you make his lips more swollen and his head more egg-like?

Oh my god his bio mother looks like him and also does cooking videos.

Like mother, like son. Forever be boglims in the swamp of cobra venom.

Looks like a basement or temporary place. Maybe he is staying somewhere until he can get a trailer. Also this drink combo is a choice. Why not just use real fruit juice? He was so close to having a normal drink.

It does look like the boglim is in the basement. Since Cobes looks as inbred and as similar as his bio mother, I expect him and his boglim mother to be shit at cooking, yet still somehow survives miraculously through unlikely unholy combos that would pose as a risk for normal people. He maybe is unaware about the existence of other fruit juices, and instead show us his unholy combos or cooking in front of our eyes, and finish it with a hint of his cobra venom.

if him and Jessica had a kid...

God save us all. God is dead and we killed him.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I guess that would make Clint a college professor that the Enclave saved for reasons we can only guess at.

He's a robobrain or something. Rolls up to Cobra's wasteland clocktower dreamhouse and does his Enclave taxes for him.

I'm ready for Fallout: New Casper. Todd Howard should just hire us already.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Gotta celebrate the weekend with two shots of vodka

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Glad to see our king is living his best life all cheesed up and posting zany rhetorical status updates to FB like it’s still 2011. Better not crank your humidity control to the max BOY

But where's the Lukraine and Sarenghetto?

He's a robobrain or something. Rolls up to Cobra's wasteland clocktower dreamhouse and does his Enclave taxes for him.

I'm ready for Fallout: New Casper. Todd Howard should just hire us already.

That or he's like Mr. House, kept on life support while he remotely controls a Securitron with this pic for its face.

 

[Twinkie]

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Glad to see our king is living his best life all cheesed up and posting zany rhetorical status updates to FB like it’s still 2011. Better not crank your humidity control to the max BOY

has the boy always refrigerated his canned fish?

 

[NaggotFigger]

has the boy always refrigerated his canned fish?

Ya better refrigerate your shit in the fridge, cause the foul stench of moisture gonna stink the room BOY

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

has the boy always refrigerated his canned fish?

You don't refrigerate your dairy?

 

[bonified retard]

has the boy always refrigerated his canned fish?

All canned goods go in the fridge when you're a boglim.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Looks like a basement or temporary place. Maybe he is staying somewhere until he can get a trailer. Also this drink combo is a choice. Why not just use real fruit juice? He was so close to having a normal drink.

Top it off = a quarter bottle of liqueur. I think Sandra Lee is his real cisgended, unrelated, of-age, alive GF.

Looks like a basement or temporary place. Maybe he is staying somewhere until he can get a trailer. Also this drink combo is a choice. Why not just use real fruit juice? He was so close to having a normal drink.

That's 100% Clint's house, the room has the same door frame as the green basement.

EDIT: It is the green basement. That window is really high on the wall like the basement window on the side of the house. The Zapruder Film of Cobra videos.

 

[Slim Boglim]

All canned goods go in the fridge when you're a boglim.
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He has a supernatural ability to not do anything correctly. Shelf stable cans? Refrigerated. Food that needs to “cool off”? 24 hours on the counter at room temp

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Top it off = a quarter bottle of liqueur. I think Sandra Lee is his real cisgended, unrelated, of-age, alive GF.


That's 100% Clint's house, the room has the same door frame as the green basement.

EDIT: It is the green basement. That window is really high on the wall like the basement window on the side of the house. The Zapruder Film of Cobra videos.

I like how he's trying to be stealthy and not say where he's at but it's so obvious it's Clint's basement. I wonder if he'd actually admit to going back to staying with his dad.

 

[Twinkie]

I like how he's trying to be stealthy and not say where he's at but it's so obvious it's Clint's basement. I wonder if he'd actually admit to going back to staying with his dad.

Hopefully it's just temporary until his new place is ready? Because if you thought reddit/NAL cucked the content, I shudder to think what's going to happen if Cobes is staying at Clint's permanently.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hopefully it's just temporary until his new place is ready? Because if you thought reddit/NAL cucked the content, I shudder to think what's going to happen if Cobes is staying at Clint's permanently.

Imagine all the ODD arguments we'd never see. You just know Clint would get on his case about hygiene and lay down some rules about the noise, smoking and drinking.