Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[voiceguy]

He might as well considering that his picks for people he reincarnated as are conveniently all ground-breaking geniuses that we see absolutely nothing of within him. Probably because he makes it all up.

Also fun fact, Brad actually was Charles II of Spain, not any of those other guys. I can prove it because they're both exceptional, impotent, and incompetent.

You mean he doesn't qualify to have been Hitler, attempting to mislead the populace through meaningless rhetoric?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

You mean he doesn't qualify to have been Hitler, attempting to mislead the populace through meaningless rhetoric?

Nah, Hitler could at least keep his stories straight.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You mean he doesn't qualify to have been Hitler, attempting to mislead the populace through meaningless rhetoric?

Yeah, say what you will about Hitler's goals, at least his theories were consistent.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Oh forgive me for the futile attempt to initiate an academic level discussion with you by trying to get you to provide us with your sources.

Sadly, that's a pitfall that many a good Kiwi have already fallen into.

Woe me! For there exist obviously something like luck, although you made clear that there is not a thing like coincidence which relies on the same principles.

You know, I never noticed this, but this doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

How can there be luck when there are "no coincidences"? Either, everything is planned well ahead (and us obtaining bad luck fucks over everything) or there is no fate and thus everything happens by coincidence.

I know, Brad being inconsistent in his theories, quite a shocker.

And what happens instead? Will I have to stay in a big waiting queue and listen to endless repeats of Taylor Swift songs? Or will I be reincarnted as a Hinduist and reincarnate through the animal and plant kingdom until I go the Buddism route and archieve nirvana?
Actually animals and plants are one with the Self, it's our ability to think like we do, that causes the dissonance in the first place.

I decided to pick whatever animal is most endangered of extinction and will thus preserve those precious critters for the next 10.000 years. >implying this judgement means a thing. That certainly beats our self-declared Christ incarnate who won't bother to actually do anything meaningful with his life until he's reborn. Malicious gossip has it that actually means Brad gave up on this life concerning his lifetime achievements.

@ICametoLurk,

I don't think of you guys as "mentally-ill people", I think of you as demon-possessed.

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Just curious, how would Jesus McEinstein exorcise a demon?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Sadly, that's a pitfall that many a good Kiwi have already fallen into.

You know, I never noticed this, but this doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

How can there be luck when there are "no coincidences"? Either, everything is planned well ahead (and us obtaining bad luck fucks over everything) or there is no fate and thus everything happens by coincidence.

I know, Brad being inconsistent in his theories, quite a shocker.

Again, note how Brad completely drops a subject (Luck) when we discuss it scientifically. The second we took his formula and treated it like an ACTUAL FORMULA, he shut up about it.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

How can there be luck when there are "no coincidences"? Either, everything is planned well ahead (and us obtaining bad luck fucks over everything) or there is no fate and thus everything happens by coincidence.

Huh.

>Says there's no coincidences and everything is according to plan
>Believes in luck.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@voiceguy,

What's wrong, Dude? Inflatable doll burst again from having your FAT ass on top of it?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Again, note how Brad completely drops a subject (Luck) when we discuss it scientifically. The second we took his formula and treated it like an ACTUAL FORMULA, he shut up about it.

It's true. We never did get any sort of accurate instruction on how to improve or change our specific variables.

 

[voiceguy]

I was looking through my files and found a couple of things I posted a while back, but they seem to be relevant again lately so maybe it's time they were re-posted.

 

[Kartoffel]

He might as well considering that his picks for people he reincarnated as are conveniently all ground-breaking geniuses that we see absolutely nothing of within him.

Hey, I don't think he's just picking this scientists because they were geniusses; it's that he doesn't know any scientists' names at all unless they are ingrained in popular culture.
@Brad Watson_Miami you should look up guys like Bernoulli, Poisson,Pascal and Gauß - these guys knew their numbers. The last one even decorated the 10 DM bill.

Huh.
>Says there's no coincidences and everything is according to plan
>Believes in luck.

Truely the wisdom he was gifted by god must be like an endless ocean filled with 7Up.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It's true. We never did get any sort of accurate instruction on how to improve or change our specific variables.

And he hasn't brought it up since.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Wafer thin it might be, but this might actually back Brad and his Einstein reincarnation claim. This site suggests ol' Albert was a fraud: http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/einstein.htm

How do you defend against these claims @Brad Watson_Miami?

 

[voiceguy]

Wafer thin it might be, but this might actually back Brad and his Einstein reincarnation claim. This site suggests ol' Albert was a fraud: http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/einstein.htm

How do you defend against these claims @Brad Watson_Miami?

Let's try to guess how Brad will respond to this. I say he plays the compulsive liar card.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Let's try to guess how Brad will respond to this. I say he plays the compulsive liar card.

Pssh. I'll take ignore/forget for $1000.

 

[bacterium]

@voiceguy is it possible to get a bulk discount on the shirts? Cause I think we have enough people interested, but thirty bucks for a t-shirt, I dunno.
Also sticking by my tour shirt style back

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole'/this 'Universe as omniscient quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Y'shua bar Yosef, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 1 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'

 

[bacterium]

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole'/this 'Universe as omniscient quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Y'shua bar Yosef, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 1 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'

Learn to spell, tubby.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Just curious, how would Jesus McEinstein exorcise a demon?

9-holes of golf while walking and carrying your clubs is very good exorcise.


Synchronism: "Learn to spell, tubby."

Truely the wisdom he was gifted by GOD must be like an endless ocean filled with 7Up.

Diet 7Up.

 

[bacterium]

@Brad Watson_Miami I never noticed how chubby you were before that picture. You should get out more.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Diet 7Up.